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No britfeel thread? I am disappoint.
Boss is out of the office so I'm slacking on my wageCukking lol
What's up lads?
Peterborough is shit
Somerset is shit
>>24051154
Fuck off you foreign cunt
CUPS WITH THE ICE AND WE DO THIS EVERY NIGHT
YOU AINT GOT NO LIFE
>NAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzMrK-aGCug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz6OUIjtM6E
so is rae sremmurd 2 niggers or just one?
>>24051026
young thug is my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WSiQPsHG5c
Lets see just how many NEETs we get around here..
state your
>Sex
>Age
>Education level
>Relationship status
>Accomodation status
>How many years a NEET
>Daily activities
>Known illnesses/disabilities
>How much savings or NEETbux you get
>Main reason(s) why you are a NEET
If I take that sub will you die
>>24050991
Thisis a good survey.
>Never
>18
>College
>single
>mummies house
>1/2 a year
>Music production/composition, photography
> Diagnosed GAD and Depression, Tons of gut/stomach issues
>Down to my last 1000 quids
>Eating less than 1000 calories a day has left me keked by my own body
Who want /something genuine/ here?
I do, but it's not fucking likely in this society.
>>24050925
no, I want something artificial and false.
>>24050925
anyone else /oxygen/ here?
How do I stop hating the people around me?
How do I accept the fact that many of them are going to judge me on stupid, insignificant factors and probably see me as inferior?
I seriously don't think I can deal with this anymore. It just makes me too angry.
OP, SEE THE COMIC.
COME TO PEACE WITH THE FACT THAT WHATEVER YOU DO, _SOME_ PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS CRITICISE YOU.
SO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO DO M8
>>24050880
Fucking yawn.
Give me a real solution, not 'b urself'
>>24050903
THAT IS A SOLUTION. IT IS THE SOLUTION TO LIFE.
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU DO. EVEN IF YOURE NOT BEING YOURSELF, PEOPLE WILL CRITICISE.
PROVE ME WRONG.
Who here /given up on love/?
I've come to accept that I'll never be in a loving relationship. Women are simply put off by me, or directly intimidated.
>22yo yet look like I'm over 30
>6'2 and endomorph, so literally a pulpous monster
>male pattern baldness already
>a forehead to rival a landing strip in terms of space occupation
>deep brow that makes me look either pissed or stoned
>huge jaw, but in the voluminous sense not the sharp sense
>too fucking timid and good-natured to become some burly, Neanderthal-like dudebro
All I can do is bury myself in my studies and hobbies. I will always be that gentle giant friend to women who they bring along when going to town to ward off potential creeps and rapists. I haven't had a girl interested in me since puberty finally settled in and I got stuck as the mountain of big bones and muscles that I am now.
Worst part is that I'm studying engineering, and everyone of my friends are geeky manlets who're all like "anon, you shouldn't have any problem at all given how manly you are!" Dude, if my body reflected my personality, I'd be in a retard ward at some asylum, under watch from 3 massive tard wranglers in case I throw a tantrum and destroy half the ward.
Stop describing my future right now!!
>>24050857
You're also a big guy? Or just relate to the apathy of my situation?
If it's the latter, you can still change.
Anons, please.
There must be more people sharing my feels.
ITT: thoughtful images that evoke a
>H
>M
>M
>M
>M
>>24050736
H to the M to the M to the M to the M
yumhmmmm
>the smug is critical
Why Cosmo, why...
>>24050728
it was a slippery slope the moment he painted his nails
I used to consider Cosmo like a bro, he was always chilling and funny, he even made some sex jokes about fucking his gf, showing his condoms on cam and shit like that more than once.
And now he's gonna get the bbc. The really is no stronger substance known to man.
>>24050728
seriously???????????????
wow this makes me depressed as fuck. why does everything have to revolve around sex and pills and orientation and feelings. why can't it just be normal, i fucking hate this its not fair
Ausbot Thread
What are my fellow ausbots doing on this lonely friday night
working/shitposting/smoking
EATING A WATERMELON.
WAS INVITED BY ONE OF MY TINDER FUCKTOYS TO FUCK HER TONIGHT, BUT I JACKED OFF AND MY URGES WERE GONE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OP?
Shitposting mostly. probably play playstation soon. such is life on a friday
Elliot Rodger General
He was a weenie who got mad
>>24050659
obligatory in these threads
Eliot had a huge cock
Eliot looked amazing in a brightly colored smock
Eliot road true and free
Eliot had ROASTIES crawling on their knees
Eliot rides on magnificent Eagles wings
Eliot is the greatest of all kings
How do boobs feel like?
It's nothing but bags of fat
>>24050645
puff up your cheeks with air and touch one of them
>>24050645
Salty bags of milk and sand
Why do women like messing with bulls?
Because they want to get fucked hard
>tfw not a hucow with eight breasts
>tfw not bought as a young calf by a farmer
>tfw not fattened up and given love and attention as I grow
>tfw not bred by the farmer's big bull cock when I am old enough to have calves, impregnated
>tfw not milked every day after that by my sweet farmer
>>24050358
That can also be a cow, and most likely is.
what do you do in your average day /r9k/?
I wake up, fap and cry, go to school, come back, play videogames, watch a couple episodes of a random show, contemplate suicide, try to study but fail due to unmotivation, fap and cry, sleep
>>24050236
>0600 wakeup, poop, exercise
>0700 breakfast, shower, get dressed
>0730 walk to work, coffee
>0800 work
>1145 lunch
>1215 work
>1600 walk home, shops
>1630 shower, tidy apartment
>1700 cook dinner, eat
>1730 vidya
>2130 read
>2200 sleep
6 out of 7 days are spent this way
wake up
cup of water
poo
beer
computer
fap
food
whiskey
computer
cup of water
sleep
I pee throughout the day
>I don't want sex
>I don't want some girl that I only use for her body
I want a girl
>who likes spending time with me
>who appreciates me, and cares about me
>who doesn't only really want a guy out of her league
>who doesn't judge and take note of every little thing I do
>who doesn't constantly try to manipulate me with passive aggressive bullshit
>who actually wants to be my best friend, but also finds me sexually atractive
>who won't leave me becuase someone slightly better came along
I want a girl who I can love, cherish, treat with respect, and give all of my affection too. I want a girl who I would do anything for, and she would do anything for me. But girls don't want this, I fact they'd most likely leave you if you treated them this way.
I don't hate girls becuase they don't give me sex, I hate girls becuase sex is the only thing they can give me.
>>24050166
you just want a relationship.
you just want to fall in love, and to have those feelings returned.
focus on love first, sexual attraction comes in hand with it, after there's trust build.
you shouldn't hate girls on the first place. most of them can know when you simply don't like them and scatter away.
i just want someone to accept me and hug me and hold my hand.
tfw i'm beta
If I don't get this i'll just start raping desu senpai. It's not what I want but it's revenge.
>>24050226
You're so wrong. I've lied to girls all the time, they never know. You are disgustingly unintelligent, if you think that's how girls are.
Girls can't love, can't feel real compasion, and only care about themselves to a far greater degree then men.
I can hate women for whatever reason I like. Stop making excuses becuase I have a legitiment one, and you know it.
>also you sound like a women, so get the fuck out of here becuase you truly are disgusting. Women hold back the human race.
I wish my dick was bigger, the thread.
>>24050140
That's a nice dick, OP. I wouldn't mind it in my mouth or in my ass.
>>24050157
But you are more than likely not female
>>24050211
Does that matter? A blowjob is a blowjob, right?
