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Subway appreciation thread
first for thos teens
>closest subways near me are either in the ghetto or inside a walmart
ree
>>24051779
Nah.
Make your own fuckin sandwiches.
done it twice, been called a great lay.
kissed over 50 girls, been called a great kisser.
so faggots, out with it
My first was late in highschool, was unsurprinsgly not great but better than some horror stories i've had. She was a cunt and ended up dating a few friends/acquaintances.
Went to college, got one or two blowjobs from a nasty bitch from my HS that also ended up going there. Felt dirty but she swallowed and had decent tits so overall I chalk it up as a win.
Year or two later I took a fat girl's virginity, fucked her a few times. Of course she became instantly and absolutely attached to me. Let her down "easy" by becoming more and more distant. Now she's a nasty whore who does nearly anything with nearly anyone.
And here I am.
>>24051769
that's pretty well done. but was the first one hot? like 8/10?
second one sounds horrible. but was she hot?
yeah, fuck landwhales. so eh, i guess horny and she was available?
and finally in hell. same
lots of normies browse this place for the memes
but I'm $100 serious when I say get the fuck out. Damn normies. my only retreat now is wizardland but they're so uptight there.
>tfw raised by single mother
>tfw older sister
>tfw constantly around women growing up
>tfw taught to "respect women" constantly
>tfw I was moulded into a beta pansy before I even had a chance
Iktfb all too well. I'm fighting to make myself into a real man now (I'm 20), doing nofap, lifting weights, trying to be assertive and shit
It's fucking difficult, I'm having to completely change rhe way I've interacted with people over the last 20 years. If my boss talks down to me or a co worker makes a joke at my expense infront of a qt at work do I stand my ground and tell him to fuck off or do I not to anything as not to look like a crotchety moaner
Make some assertive guyfriends and peel off of them. People are social parasites - you need a host. If you try it all yourself you'll probably come off as some half-cocked still-a-patsy type who just happens to be a little swole.
single moms are why this generation is so pathetic. It's actually more of chads fault then roasties desu. At least they stick around to raise the kid.
It has to be a feature that at least the majority of us have.
>skelly body
>very pale and white
>below the age of 25
>Incel Virgin
>>24051691
you can't really be a robot if you didn't get hiv from a blood transfusion before you were 8.
faggots can't be robots, niggers can't be robots, and HIV negative people can't be robots.
>>24051750
Everything you said sounded good except the blood fusion part. I said it had to be a feature that the majority of us had. HIV is rare to get thru a blood transfusion
Sub 25's can NOT be robots, because you still have a chance in life
What's the most chad science and why is it geology?
>>24051644
Marine biology
>>24051844
not a science
>>24051644
Probably biology as its intro level difficulty, generally you will find chads and Stacy's at the bottom rungs of the scientific ladder
A GOOD MORNING TO WEW, NEETURCHIN. ANOTHER DAY OF SITTING IN FRONT OF A SCREEN, FEELING HOLLOW, WONDERING WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOUR PARENTS DIE, AND GETTING UPSET THAT YOUR ONEITIS THINKS YOU'RE WORTHLESS AND CREEPY. WEWWWWW
wewwww to you. it's so nice being objectively superior in EVERY WAY
>>24051594
But my oneitis will love me right??
>>24051647
not really, but it requires zero effort so it's still worth it.
Robots ,
What makes you think you're beta?
What steps have you taken to remedy the situation?
>>24051516
robots can't be beta, betas are average people who will live average lives, do average jobs and have average relationships with average people, robots are omegas and low deltas down the shitleg of the bell curve.
I'm 5'4, how the fuck am I supposed to remedy that?
>>24051516
>I'm not a robut.
>I'm not a beta.
>I am me, on a daily basis.
So, any other male anons actually attracted to very high intelligence in women? And I don't mean the "lolz I'm so nerdy!" girls, but the ones with an actually intimidating level of intelligence.
I'm salivating over these chicks' skillsets and achievments the way other guys do over boob measurements.
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/lakshmi-parthasarathy/24/631/485?trk=pub-pbmap
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/rabeea-ahmed/27/463/201
>>24051504
When my wife got her report card from college and had a 3.9 gpa i fucked her so hard.
I like when she tries to explain calculus to me and i don't understand but she sound so mark and confident. Turn me the fuck on!!!
>>24051517
What was her major?
I have literally 0 interest in a woman if she doesn't speak a couple of hard languages fluently.
Roasties that claim to speak like 7 languages and can't even hold a conversation should fuck off btw.
Anybody have any experiences with "Syrian" refugees?
>>24051488
Probably aren't many. According to ten seconds in google, there's been 700k Syrian refugees trying to get into Europe since 2011. In comparison, there are 503 million people already living in Europe. I've heard there's been some kind of big influx recently, people looking for safety and opportunity, but it probably hasn't changed that much.
>>24051534
have you been living under a rock? Germany is taking in a million syrian refugees this year, Sweden has taken in 8% of their population in refugees, and Greece is pushing them through the Schengen area like they're gonna explode if they stay put for a while.
>>24051534
>According to ten seconds in google, there's been 700k Syrian refugees trying to get into Europe since 2011.
dis nigga serious?
ITT: Describe yourself in one sentence
>I'm profoundly sad.
>I just can't seem to give a fuck.
i know what you mean op
Our time will come
Any anons want to draw?
>>24051358
Do you know why all of my stick figure's are gay?
Because i can't draw a straight line.
i'd give my left nut to be able to draw.
>>24051358
>I had most of the week off to practice for Mondays class
>didn't practice shit
Now I have to cram as much practice as possible in 2 afternoons
>>24051358
I drew this Pepe for you OP.
Day 7 for me now. Regressed pretty badly on porn consumption the last two days but still hanging on.
How are you doing anon? Still surviving?
what exactly are you hoping to achieve by not masturbating
>>24051335
Lost 4 hours in.
In the battle between mind and penis, penis win.
no fap is for people who get laid
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!!
Enjoy yourselves while you can, you fucking whores.
>>24051273
I'll bite.
Geeze Louise, what animals
Source?
>>24051383
Niggers nigging. I think i saw some french in the webm. Might be these happy helpful national immigrants
>>24051383
>>24051407
it's fucking morocco
Who /weed/ here? Bout to leave in an hour to go to the top of a carpark and smoke with a couple friends. Why don't you smoke weed anon?
because I save up my money and buy better drugs
>wow I'd love to spend my money on a drug that makes me tired and confused
>muh heal the world!!!111
>>24051258
I /drug/ period.
>>24051298
Weed doesn't tire or confuse me, what.
need to wait another half hour for my weedguy but mom gave me 60 euros :3
What is your singlemost favorite pepe?
I think this one is so cute ^_^
>>24051239
this one anon, so cute and happy and excited about what his robot friends have to say
>>24052291
Yeah this is more cuterer because of the quality. Sorry op yours sucks.
This one is best
