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show off your favorite and rarest wojaks!
not muted not muted
I have one thematically similar to yours
detum ton detum ton
Anyone else who plays vidya for the feels?
If so please recommend some good feels vidya, that would be really nice.
>pic related, amazing game, made me cry.
>Also try telltale's the walking dead, spec ops the line and maybe mass effect (Mostly the third).
I also enjoyed life is strange
>inb4 reeeee SJW
Remember Me is also a good feels game..
>>24058974
MGS3
Wagekeks eat /death/ while NEETS eat /fresh/
>>24058901
I get subway sometimes on my lunch break.
My lunch break can be as along as I want
>>24058901
Thisstatement is true.
Subway is legit disgusting, search your heart, you know it to be true.
How the fuck am I even supposed to kill myself?
>Gunshot impossible because extremely strict gun laws in my country
>Have no idea how to approach hanging, Can't tie anything but my shoe laces and also don't know where to put up the rope etc. Also risk of this being either really or I could stay alive with brain damage
>Both drowning and cutting are horrible ways to die
>No access to tall building and I wouldn't risk jumping from lower heights
>Not enough info on electric shocks, could be really really painful
>Can't take risks with helium as I might fuck something up or get a tank with some oxygen in it.
>No access to any type of drugs, and even if I had that may not be the best method.
tfw you can't even commit suicide.
>>24058707
really painful, sorry.
>boil bleach in well vented area
>add salt, mix
>mix with vasaline
>anarchist cook book
>>24058707
oh you can. and have it over with today if you really wanted. you're just finding excuses.
helo, i have a free boyfriend coupon and im willing to give it to one of you future friends
i have a big heart and i'm very clingy, i have imaginary friends and i include them in everything i do so you will have a lot of activity with me, i like to give to people and i don't see depravity in compassion or sacrifice. i am described (by my parents) as a calm and patient person but i also have strong opinions due to so much alone time to think things through
i want to talk to someone and take long walks, i am so very lonely ;_;
>>24058690
show what you look like first
>>24058690
Okay, see we both have problems. You have some emotional and social problems, I've got a drug and alcohol problem. We're perfect for eachother
>>24058690
But I really love you, anon. Don't change who you are <3
This is a thread for balding robots and robots who think they might be balding.
25% of men start going bald before they are 21 years old, 40% go bald in by their 30's.
You do not notice yourself going bald, you cannot see the back of your own head and everyone around you will be too embarrassed to tell you.
Take a photo of the back of your head right now and then post it.
>>24058682
but i have ass length hair, can't see that spot
>>24058682
I'm 23 and not balding but I do have several grey hairs at both temples. Shit sucks.
Here's the Norwood balding patterns so you can see just how badly damaged you are
Do you think if 4chan had a board for women, men would stay out of it?
>>24058635
doubledchan already has one
answer: no
The entire board would literally be guys asking girls for advice, boyfriend applications, guys shitposting, guys pretending to be girls so they can ERP with other guys pretending to be girls.
No. That's impossible.
where do you go to find a qt virgin gf, /r9k/?
In heaven if it exists. And if you manage to land there.
>>24058542
you try visiting an elementary school?
>>24058542
I've been going to mormon churches, no luck yet
Post a regret ITT
Being oblivious when my childhood friend said she liked me. I was in 3rd grade and was too dense to know what she meant by that.
She's a lesbian now.
>>24058445
My life
>tfw no gf
I got the clap from a hooker blowjob and gave it to my girlfriend before I figured it out. Not super great.
This place is responsible for almost every school shooting and makes people even more depressed.
>>24058379
>thatsthejoke.jpg
yet it somehow still better than both /b/ and /v/. /v/ is legitimately the worst board on this site. Its nothing but underage poorfags
>>24058379
That faggot from Harvard delivered?
Does anyone else miss the early 2000s?
>>24058287
no one on this board had even been born in 2000
>>24058287
not really desu i was ten and 10 year olds are shitheads
Fuck no, my waifu was Avril Lavigne and I liked edgy music like Evanescence and Linkin Park. I was only a stupid teen but holy fuck just remembering makes me cringe hard.
>go to subway after reading about it in the neet threads
>first time leaving the house in months
>walk down the street, avoiding eye contact with other people
>already sweaty when I arrive at subway
>anxiety builds as I wait in line
>"what'll it be today?"
>oh shit
>"Ch-cheesesteak footlong. On i-italian bread please"
>"What was that? I couldn't hear you"
>"n-nothing"
>Leave and powerwalk home
>avoid eye contact with anyone the entire time
I wish I was making this up. You people made me do this.
>>24058237
Right it all down and hand it to them next time. Simple and they can't get it wrong. They will just asume you are mute anyway and not weird.
>>24058237
You should probably leave the house more bud. Its only going to keep getting worse the more you rely on this site as your sole link to the world.
For so much anxiety you should've at least researched how to order at subway before going outside.
Do you agree that everyone should go to "heaven"?
Even Hitler and other humans we consider to be bad
Let me explain why I think so.
If an after life exists, it's forever, what does it matter what we did in the few years on earth?
Even the people who suffered won't care about the suffering.
And no one deserves to be punished for eternity for doing anything really, everyone thinks they are doing the right thing, or at least something that comforts them, it's just how they are because of their genes, environment, upbringing and whatever. why should they be punished for it?
>>24058206
>Do you agree that everyone should go to "heaven"?
If there's one thing you should have learned about religion, it's that what SHOULD happen vastly contradicts what WILL happen.
That's the entire shock-factor of judgement day.
And yet
>even Hitler
Who did nothing wrong.
>be robot loser with no gf ever
>Chad twins come up with an idea for a normie website and want to manipulate him into creating it for them
>steals the idea and BTFO Chads
>use his knowledge of normie pscyhology to make billions of dollars
>thanks to the normie ants all signing up for his little website he now completely control all their information while earning money on it
>play normies like puppets
>get a qt Asian waifu while doing it all
>still autistic and refuse to confirm to normie ideals, still dressing in jeans autist-shoes and t-shirts
Is Zuckerberg the definition of a succesful robot?
>literally responsible for Facebook
>anything but king of the normies
>>24058090
>Went to an ivy league
>Jew
>A robot
Pick one.
Bruce Lee was more attractive and feminine than his wife.
Need some more images for my collection robots!
Pepes are also welcome.
any particular theme?
>>24058179
Anything and everything.
>>24057977
ryakshyun image 4 u
