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What's the point of sentience when everybody just wants to act the same?
>>24064793
That's a pretty stupid fucking question.
Just letting you know.
If that's true then explain the hipster paradox.
>>24064821
Why is it?
>will never be able to put my own boob into my mouth
>will never get free drinks and food at bars restaurants by wearing a low cut top
>will never be able to taunt men with my existence
>will never experience those envious looks of rage that women give big boobies women
the next time you make fun of us, think about the pain we go through.
>>24064761
Go to the gym and work out your ass
Then you'll get way more attention. It just takes effort
You can just get fake tits.
Meanwhile I can't really do anything about my small dick and short height.
you can still taunt men with your existence. small chested women can be every bit as sexy as titcows, or even more so. just learn to dress well, do your hair and makeup, and flirt a little.
besides, small boobs are much more dignified. big ones make you look like a dumb bimbo.
Suicide is your most fundamental right, since you were brought into this world against your will.
I admire every single genetically inferior virgin male who has the courage to end his miserable life. I wish every single male such as myself, who lost the gene lottery, good luck. I hope you manage to kill yourself successfully.
>>24064757
killing yourself is selfish
>>24064757
>you were brought into this world against your will.
Wrong. You choose this.
>>24064785
I chose to be born? I chose to receive worse than average genes? Top fucking kek
>be 10/10 great looking guy
>born an autist
anyone else?
I wouldn't call myself 10/10 but I certainly do look at myself in the mirror and wonder how far I would progress if I were 20% cooler.
>>24064727
Same 2bh
I often wonder if there's a correlation between my hypermasculine physique and my autistic brain. Specifically with regards to the "extreme male brain" theory of autism.
You don't look like anyone I'd consider a guy. Would probs fuck you tho. I'm wouldnt call myself 10/10 but definitely am attractive. Autist behavior basically destroys 95% of all relationships I engage in immediately because I don't understand empathy nor can I differentiate between what is and isn't appropriate to laugh at so I either laugh at everything or nothing and then I basically get self conscious and become overly introspective
Who /bored/ here?
What do robots do when youre bored?
Everything has became boring to me
>>24064683
note that my computer sucks so i cant play video games
You need to get invested in something OP, for example, I'm currently obsessed with dubbing 80s action cop flicks
>>24064683
Go to the library.
faggot
If you are feeling bad because you are a virgin remember that Chris Chan got laid
the person I'm seriously willing to call "the worst man on the earth with absolutely no redeeming qualities" has had sex, not with a prostitute but with willing women that weren't even ugly (beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but by no means they can be compared to the sin that is Chris)
There is never a truly useless man, in the worst case it serves as a bad example and this guy, Christian Weston Chandler, IS the living proof of that. I'm willing to bet that absolutely everything about him can teach valuable lesson and that the reverse is true, that there isn't a valuable lesson in which it wouldn't be fitting to use Chris Chan as an example.
And even then he got laid
And don't matter how much you twist it, you can't be worse than Chris Chan, it's impossible
So cheer up, there is no such thing as dying a virgin and live all your life with "tfw no gf"
Yeah, this is one of the things that makes wizardhood so unpleasant.
By definition, Chris Chan is more sexually attractive than I am.
That is a very, very hard gospel.
Wasn't it a hooker though?
>>24064642
>the person I'm seriously willing to call "the worst man on the earth with absolutely no redeeming qualities" has had sex, not with a prostitute
Source please? I've heard hes had sex with a prostitute but nothing other than that.
>need to make a call to someone
>nervous as FUCC
What do I do robots? I'm in no way prepared for this. I don't know what he's gonna say.
>>24064635
JUST BREAK YOUR LEGS BREAK 'EM
What do you have to call about?
>>24064658
He just texted me saying "call me please" also I think he's been trying to get a hold of me for a couple of days but for some reason won't just text
You can kill three anons of your choosing. You can save these for when you want to use them.
Who do you kill?
Myself, and the fifth and eighth repliers to this post.
>>24064521
Myself three times.
the tfw no bf anon without a doubt
Now watch me duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff
Now watch me duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff
>>24064461
ALRIGHT DUFF 'EM
QUICKLY DUFFIN'
/poI/ was right
why are white people so into yoga and buddha and shit? do they realize just how fucking stupid they look
didn't Buddha teach about the impermanence and ultimate irrelevance of your superficial form?
Yes, we should all do what you consider is not stupid, so sayeth the normie council.
I'm buddhist
debate me
How do you deal with being ugly?
I don't have to I'm handsome as fuck, loser :D
Naah it's pretty hard tbhonest but what can one do
>>24064436
Well, I don't leave the house very often.
Truth is though, people are generally nice to me or feel bad for me. They're never mean unless it's like teenage girls or something. The old people at this local deli I go to are really sweet to me and they ask me how I'm doing and actually remember what I say and continue asking about it. For the most part it's not bad because I've adapted to being lonely. I'm happy in general.
I'm not dealing with it very well :/
More acne now at 24 than at 14.
At least I feel I'm fairly good looking without it, but my face is only clear for like 2-3 days each month.
>tfw you see black people acting black
>>24064396
what made you post this? i've been thinking about making this thread all day.
>>24064427
I hate niggers, you?
There is a difference between someone with black/brown skin and a nigger.
IF I DON'T GET THE GF I'M ENTITLED TO AS A MALE HUMAN BEING BY MIDNIGHT I WILL THROW MY MOM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. SHE IS A GOOD LADY WHO VOLUNTEERS FOR MEALS ON WHEELS, DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS FEMANONS.
>>24064307
Hold on there, buddy
What will you even do with a girlfriend?
>>24064368
MAYBE CUDDLE A BIT WHILE WATCHING ANIME
>>24064389
That's it?
You can just do that with your mom, dude.
>2 years ago
>start dating real qt 7.5/10 easy
>date for 2 months, she wants to introduce me to her friends
>go to their party
>have a great time, but all her friends are calling me MP
>my intials aren't MP
>ask gf about it, she says its a nickname she has for me with her friends
>it means Mr Perfect
>feels good man
>have a great time at party, everyone calling me MP by end of night
>head to gfs house after party
>she goes to bathroom, I see her phone light up with text from friend
>friend says "omg micropeen is so cute...it's a shame about his, you know, micropeen LOL"
>apparently MP stands for micropeen.
>date her for 9 more months
>cant let her know that I know what MP means
>get called MP all the time by her friends, even she starts calling me MP
>die a little inside every time I hear it
Moot is that you?
>>24064301
this story actually started out really cute and then that switch to the truth was sad as fuck.
>micropeen
kek
MP = Moot Poole it all makes sense now
Who here /in Debt/?
I'm prolly like $650 in debt. Medical bills. Accidental purchases. Just being dumb. Walmart theft bills too tee her
I am a couple thousand in debt. Have quite a few credit cards. 2K, 1K, 900, 400, 100, 500, 600. So like 5 or 6 thousand. Will have about 1,500 of it paid off here in the next few weeks.
20k for a useless degree
will someone kill me?
1,700 pounds in debt.
Need to sell my old car to pay off at least 1k of the credit card.
