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what would your mom do if she found out you're a virgin
>>24071194
How could she not know?
>>24071194
She already knows.Most likely hates me thinks i'm trash and should of be aborted. And i pretty much don't care
It's too late.
The first time that I had sex with my ex, while my mother was home, my ex deliberately moaned loud so my mother would hear. I tried kissing her to suppress the sound, and she asked me if I did it deliberately after we finished, and I told her yes. What the fuck?
Just thought I would give you guys a taste of the failed normie life.
>5:30 in the office, getting excited to leave since its the weekend.
>Ignore texts from friends and family that want to make plans.
>Get out of work play league of legends for a few hours and drink.
>Contemplate how to break up with 4/10 jewish gf (who I might add gave me herpes simplex 1)
>Hear people partying next door and get jealous.
>getting drunk
>GF texts and wants to hang out, go over and fuck (only lasts ~2 minutes)
>Lie and tell her mom is visiting early in the morning so I have to go back to my apartment
>Play more vidya and drink more beer
>Get home and shit post on 4chan.
>>24071156
that's nice anon, wanna hear a day of a neet?
>>24071212
Yes please do tell!
>>24071212
Did you go grab some of those bread sticks? They're great
Breaking up with my girlfriend, writing a pro's/con's list after the fact to keep a level head.
I don't want this but also I do. I dunno. Make fun of me or something guys.
>>24071128
part 2. Cause the negatives outweigh the positives I think
>cheated on my once
dump her. now.
>>24071128
>>24071160
what are you still doing with this woman? she sounds awful
>the average r9k poster
stop posting my pic
ENJOY MY FRIEND
>>24071112
go joe!
you are the man (and at least 2 other adult-sized men)
>tfw no belIy gf
>tfw I will never touch such a beautiful belly
>By some act of divine intervention get a gf
>Want to turn her into qt chubby belly gf
What do?
>tf no belly gf to tell how beautiful they are
Hey fuckers, omegle thread.
Come talk to some other anons, just set your interest to /r9k/
Come talk to someone you nigger instead of mindlessly refreshing.
I want to cream in Daria so god damn bad.
Is this qt still on?
>>24071650
He's always on.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NOOOOOORMAAAANS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24070940
FUCKING SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD
REEEEE
YOU NORMAN FUCKS ALREADY HAVE NORMANDY WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE ENGLAND TOO?
me on the rightur mum
>yfw I downloaded a cheat for life
Which one should I choose?
Always money
>>24070920
Unlimited HP obviously
>>24070920
exit
tfw you will never have a gf like this
You know what's even worse? It's when the only woman you've ever been with had small A cup boobs that sagged.
my brother is a chad and his girlfriend has a body like that
she is a complete fucking bitch and i can't stand being in a room with her for more than 2 minutes
I've convinced myself that I'm not attracted to huge tits, since I can't seem to find any woman interested in me with anything above a C
Who /heroin/ here?
pic related, bout to rail this. I pay $75 for a half but it's pretty good shit.
How often do you steal?
>>24070851
why is 100% guaranteed early death worth it?
honestly curious
nein
oxy here
we call heroin junkies, degenerates desu
What's it like not having to nudge your penis down to pee?
This is a veiled "cut vs uncut" thread.
You have been warned.
>>24070589
Damn, I think circumcision is generally unnecessary unless the foreskin can't retract due to phimosis but this dude is asking for a 'little off the top'.
That foreskin is like a fucking sock. Trim that shit.
Size is making me jealous but I'm not sure I'd actually want to be that big.
>>24070638
There's no real advantage to being 7"+ long other than having the bragging rights. Most girls don't want guys that big (more than once at least) because it hurts too much apparently.
Who /gentle soul/ here?
I'm a /trv/fag. Been to several dozen countries in the last two and a half years, lived overseas for a while, and still not finished with university.
>>24070573
That's awesome anon, planning on traveling once I finish uni myself
INTP reporting in
I don't know when I'm gonna get over my lack of dad, I lived with him for 10 days and left because he proved himself extremely and injustifiably close-minded, but I really felt this is what was lacking in me, a damn father figure, it gave me will and drive to have a grasp on my life and crush through walls, and leave the internet at least mostly
Now I'm back to step 0 with my mom on the computer all fucking day oh my god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_6zA-AVWrs
>>24070509
What the fug
Ayy Lmao has gone off the deep end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgRkqlXzVz8
She has nice bewbs to be honest.
shes a qt <3. btw its fake as fuck.
>>24070509
thanks, googs
what is the cause or causes for the explosion in population of these types of feminist nu-males? is someone putting something in the water?
>>24070449
>is someone putting something in the water?
it's partly estrogens in our food & drink, partly cultural conditioning against masculinity
>>24070449
>I need feminism because I don't want to be "manly"
Don't worry, bro, you're not.
There's a chance I might be getting keked right as we speak.
Wanna wait here with me until I find out? I'd love it if you were there when it hits.
>>24070411
Sure, i'll be lurking hombre
>>24070411
comfy waiting music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Bu5oWLKkA
>>24070411
i'm here my friend
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