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is this what feminists call cultural appropriation?
>>24071290
>Normies will use these because "lel it's such an ebin meme!"
>They don't even know what they actually represent
>>24071290
I can't see the problem to be honest family.
It doesn't matter because we're not part of one their protected groups. It's cultural exchange when they do it to us.
sometimes i look at myself naked and then i feel extremely aroused
I am only attracted by my penis and ass, and face
Yes, I used to masturbate to myself in the mirror all the time. Is there something wrong with that?
The smell of my own testicles often makes me get in the mood to fap. You know dat smell. When you touch your finger to the part where your balls touch your thighs. Mmm.
what would your mom do if she found out you're a virgin
>>24071194
How could she not know?
>>24071194
She already knows.Most likely hates me thinks i'm trash and should of be aborted. And i pretty much don't care
It's too late.
The first time that I had sex with my ex, while my mother was home, my ex deliberately moaned loud so my mother would hear. I tried kissing her to suppress the sound, and she asked me if I did it deliberately after we finished, and I told her yes. What the fuck?
Just thought I would give you guys a taste of the failed normie life.
>5:30 in the office, getting excited to leave since its the weekend.
>Ignore texts from friends and family that want to make plans.
>Get out of work play league of legends for a few hours and drink.
>Contemplate how to break up with 4/10 jewish gf (who I might add gave me herpes simplex 1)
>Hear people partying next door and get jealous.
>getting drunk
>GF texts and wants to hang out, go over and fuck (only lasts ~2 minutes)
>Lie and tell her mom is visiting early in the morning so I have to go back to my apartment
>Play more vidya and drink more beer
>Get home and shit post on 4chan.
>>24071156
that's nice anon, wanna hear a day of a neet?
>>24071212
Yes please do tell!
>>24071212
Did you go grab some of those bread sticks? They're great
Breaking up with my girlfriend, writing a pro's/con's list after the fact to keep a level head.
I don't want this but also I do. I dunno. Make fun of me or something guys.
>>24071128
part 2. Cause the negatives outweigh the positives I think
>cheated on my once
dump her. now.
>>24071128
>>24071160
what are you still doing with this woman? she sounds awful
>the average r9k poster
stop posting my pic
ENJOY MY FRIEND
>>24071112
go joe!
you are the man (and at least 2 other adult-sized men)
>tfw no belIy gf
>tfw I will never touch such a beautiful belly
>By some act of divine intervention get a gf
>Want to turn her into qt chubby belly gf
What do?
>tf no belly gf to tell how beautiful they are
Hey fuckers, omegle thread.
Come talk to some other anons, just set your interest to /r9k/
Come talk to someone you nigger instead of mindlessly refreshing.
I want to cream in Daria so god damn bad.
Is this qt still on?
>>24071650
He's always on.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NOOOOOORMAAAANS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24070940
FUCKING SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD
REEEEE
YOU NORMAN FUCKS ALREADY HAVE NORMANDY WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE ENGLAND TOO?
me on the rightur mum
>yfw I downloaded a cheat for life
Which one should I choose?
Always money
>>24070920
Unlimited HP obviously
>>24070920
exit
tfw you will never have a gf like this
You know what's even worse? It's when the only woman you've ever been with had small A cup boobs that sagged.
my brother is a chad and his girlfriend has a body like that
she is a complete fucking bitch and i can't stand being in a room with her for more than 2 minutes
I've convinced myself that I'm not attracted to huge tits, since I can't seem to find any woman interested in me with anything above a C
Who /heroin/ here?
pic related, bout to rail this. I pay $75 for a half but it's pretty good shit.
How often do you steal?
>>24070851
why is 100% guaranteed early death worth it?
honestly curious
nein
oxy here
we call heroin junkies, degenerates desu
What's it like not having to nudge your penis down to pee?
This is a veiled "cut vs uncut" thread.
You have been warned.
>>24070589
Damn, I think circumcision is generally unnecessary unless the foreskin can't retract due to phimosis but this dude is asking for a 'little off the top'.
That foreskin is like a fucking sock. Trim that shit.
Size is making me jealous but I'm not sure I'd actually want to be that big.
>>24070638
There's no real advantage to being 7"+ long other than having the bragging rights. Most girls don't want guys that big (more than once at least) because it hurts too much apparently.
Who /gentle soul/ here?
I'm a /trv/fag. Been to several dozen countries in the last two and a half years, lived overseas for a while, and still not finished with university.
>>24070573
That's awesome anon, planning on traveling once I finish uni myself
INTP reporting in
I don't know when I'm gonna get over my lack of dad, I lived with him for 10 days and left because he proved himself extremely and injustifiably close-minded, but I really felt this is what was lacking in me, a damn father figure, it gave me will and drive to have a grasp on my life and crush through walls, and leave the internet at least mostly
Now I'm back to step 0 with my mom on the computer all fucking day oh my god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_6zA-AVWrs
>>24070509
What the fug
Ayy Lmao has gone off the deep end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgRkqlXzVz8
She has nice bewbs to be honest.
shes a qt <3. btw its fake as fuck.
>>24070509
thanks, googs
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