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>tfw addicted to porn
>>24074149
Who isn't?
>>24074149
Cookie cutter porn addict
>>24074178
This. Worse things to be addicted to.
>tfw I used to want someone to corner me on my way home and blow my brains out
>or come into my home and do so
>tfw even now this isn't enough
I often fantasize about being held up at gunpoint and putting his gun to my head and telling him to do it
That would be a good way to go out
>Guns mostly outlawed, have to pay out the ass for pistols poor af
>Every other method of suicide is drawn-out, painful, and has a chance of leaving you more retarded than you already
People seem to die of nothing ever day, why can't it be me for once?
Surely there's some site to connect people who want to be killed and those who want to kill those willing
I'm never going to get laid.
Just tell her you wanna fuck.
It hurts to watch
You even sound gay.
>>24074112
You're doing all the talking nigga. That's a major turn off. Text has to be a balanced dance, one person plays off the other, batting the ball of conversation back and forth, never letting it stagnate for too long on one topic.
That's if you want a girl to be interested in you romantically. If you wanna bang then by the time you start texting her she's made up her mind whether or not you're getting in her pants anytime within the next 6 months.
You gonna marry and reproduce, m8s?
>>24074095
No, I have no one to reproduce with
>tfw no reproductive partner
I want to impregnate a femanon
>>24074095
That image doesn't make any sense. If people were getting subliminal messages from anime they would be "remain a virgin until death."
Post nostalgia.
Anyone here use Pivot? I was pretty good at it.
>>24074063
I used to browse the old MSN Groups forum back in 2004(?), shit was fun. It really sparked my interest in animation and probably contributed to my obsession with chinese girl cartoons.
Dude I made videos with Pivot, moovie maker and paint when I was 13 and most of them were making fun of a classmate or stupid shit with dicks flying around and shit.
Normies found them pretty funny, too. Somehow bullying my classmates with dumb videos earnt me respect among my peers.
I half nostalgia half regret, though. I was a dick back then.
I actually very recently had a pivot nostalgie trip. I googled my old internet alias from 2005 and I found a youtube video of a 'pivot collab' somebody did with me. I tried to follow the trail to see if the guy was still around anywhere but it was a dead end.
>"Why the long face anon?"
>>24074009
>"I always look like this."
What's the male equivalent of "resting bitch face?" I know people don't give you shit for it the same way that they give women shit for it, but I still feel bad because I look so uptight or annoyed whenever I'm out in public and anyone has to interact with me.
Because I have never kissed a girl at the age of 21.
Because you won't let me lick your asshole until it sparkles
where are my korean robots at?
>tfw everyone expects you to be a god at video games
>you're shit
>>24073994
yea I gotta play with one all the time but he buys me skins sometimes plus it's more fun playing with friends
>>24074099
>yea I gotta play with one all the time
why do you have to
isn't he your friend
>>24073994
>everyone expects you to have a small dick
>you're average
What was the first forum board you ever posted on?
>>24073992
Pretty sure we're all gonna say Gaia.
Mercer thread shortly after the news came out.
>>24073992
Newgrounds
2000 was so long ago..
why do normies find this kinda stuff funny?
>>24073928
Because it's 1 part relatable 1 part pop media (most of these shit instagram images have a celebrity in them)
>>24073928
LMAO THAT TOOOOTALLY HAPPENS TO ME TOO BRO THAT'S JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
>>24073928
cuz its le funny xD
>got drunk last night
>aren't 21 yet
>writing annotated bibliography for writing class
>do summary and analysis on a book citation
>it's a book ive never read
>>24073879
>19
>Australian
feels chill f a m.
>Pranked someone the other day
>It wasn't April Fool's Day
>sjws
https://youtu.be/9IEFD_JVYd0
>>24073838
can you tell us whats going on
>>24073875
Basically some students sent an email to the guy in the blue shirt's wife, who is the Associate Master of Silliman College. The email was talking about how to be sensitive about the cultural implications of Halloween costumes. The Associate Master then replied with an email saying like
>No, it shouldn't matter what Halloween costumes we wear; we have should have freedom of expression.
Now the SJW students are crying to get the guy in the blue shirt and his wife fired.
I wanna die... How did these retards get into Yale and I didn't
Tell me about your father.
Is his shit fucked up like yours?
Gone since I was 11.
Now he's a meth addict living in Arkansas in a hotel he works at.
He used to be an exec at a fortune 500.
>>24073759
I totally look like him when he was younger. But he is the total opposite. He moved here (Germany) when he was a young man and could harly speak a word in German. But: managed to get rather wealthy (enough for a nice house and cars in the suburbs), always flirts with women, is a lady's man, left my mother for a while to live with a younger woman. Pretty much a Chad but nice and friendly.
I'm the total opposite. A failure, not nice, not friendly, no success with woman, no success in life...
Bailed before I was born.
>tfw out of beer
That feeling when Im down 8 beers already and I have 4 more to go
I've never had a beer...
>>24073773
u fag
If you post in this thread you will get Fultoned tonight in your sleep.
But you can't fulton in a building.
>>24073706
fuck my shit up
>>24073706
>>24073706
What does fultoned mean?
Or should I wait for it to happen so it's a surprise?
>secretly know that I will never be able to find a mate and pass on my genes to my offspring
>Ask my mom if she wants to be a grandma
>"son, first and foremost I want you to be happy and do with your life whatever it is that you want. If you get a wife and you have kids, I'll be happy for you. If you decide to not have a wife and get kids, but are still happy, I'll be happy for you. All I want is for you to be happy and have the opportunities that I never did"
>mfw she's putting me through engineering at college even though she slaves away at a factory week after week
>mfw she's going to end up in debt if this goes on
>mfw she tells me to not worry about her and that money and everything else is her problem to deal with, she insists I just focus on school
>mfw she's a black single mom but she always taught me to never take shit from anyone
>mfw she actually encouraged me to kick my bully's ass in elementary and I did
>mfw she's disciplined me to the point where I follow a strict routine even if I'm completely miserable because it's a habit she ingrained into me ever since I was a kid
I am not a desirable person with no friends and no gf, never had one, and never even came close to, but I have such a wonderful mother. I truly feel upset for all of you robots out there that had a shitty upbringing at home. It's the one place I belong, and I couldn't imagine not having even that.
Aww, thanks anon. Life isn't all that bad though, even without a family.
>>24073694
>black single mother
>doing a decent job of parenting
Thank your lucky stars, dweeb.
>>24073752
We can be a family, even if it's only over the internet.
>>24073780
I really am.
