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Enjoy these 2 days wagies.
>>24079663
actually i took friday off, so it's 3 days.
>tfw I have unfinished work that has to be done on the weekend
this is basically the only part of wagekekery that i'm absolutely not okay with
>>24079663
>implying I get weekends off
>crashing at friends house because it's closer to my classes
>basically been living here for the past year
>she lives with her boyfriend, I get to hear them fucking most nights
>sometimes I put my ear on their door and listen
>she knows, and told me one night that she would "put on a show for me"
>fap while I listen to her boyfriend fuck her
>He was groaning like mad 'usually don't make much noise'
>Break my dick imaging what she was doing special
Does this make me a kek?
>>24079643
Your friend sounds hot desu
>>24079643
do you even need to ask that?
>>24079643
it's alright senpai, if you're lucky enough you can work this into something nice :^)
tfw 180/120 blood pressure
>>24079624
sheeeit nigga
had a physical the other day, came in at 120/65 while I was on Doxylamine and a shot of vodka, feels good. Use to average 140-150/90 to 110.
filler text filler text
>blood pressure randomly changing between 160/110 and 100/70
fucking sucks. I randomly pass out if I have to stand still for a longer time. but I'm fine when I lift or run. my ecg is fine too.
fucking human bodies, how do they work
>look white
>am actually half shitskin
who else /mischief/?
>Take a penny leave a penny
>Leave a penny without taking one
>>24079502
>at intersection
>guy waves me to go first
>dont go
>>24079502
What is your shitskin half?
Nothingness doesn't exist. There is no proof that "nothingness" exist. If you commit suicide you will not get what you want. Darkness exists and so does the unknown on it, but nothingness is a myth.
>>24079493
>nothingness doesn't exist
>darkness does though XDDDDD
Nothingness doesn't exist because God is everywhere. The only place without God is hell and hell is eternal torment rather than nothingness.
>>24079531
They are different. And you will never become nothingness but you can become the darkness. A lot of you have that is why you feel so miserable. If you die now you will only manifest your inward feelings outwards into an environment. In your own space of miserableness.
>be secretly gay
>girlfriend asks me to eat her pussy
>start licking, she says it doesn't feel good
>close my eyes and pretend her clit is a penis
>make her cum in three minutes
>"oh anon, how are you such an amazing lover?"
>>24079490
Man this triggers me...
I had a boyfriend who I loved deeply come out as gay... He confessed he never loved me. It fucked me up good. Never dated anyone ever again.
He's married to another dude nowadays.
>be secretly straight
>boyfriend asks me to suck his cock
>start sucking, he says it doesn't feel good
>close my eyes and pretend his penis is a clit
>make him cum in thirty seconds
>"oh anon, how are you such an amazing lover?"
>be secretely gay
>girlfriend asks me to suck her cock
>start sucking, she says it doesnt feel good
>close my eyes and pretend her cock was a clit
>make me cum in 666 seconds
>"oh anon, how are you such an amazing lower"
>tfw im actually a girl
post your first name
Richard desu senpai
>>24079407
Steven tbqh
My name is Jonathan and I have a pickle fetish. /r/ any pickle related porn.
>look at pictures of sleeping deer before I go to bed
It really helps me to sleep well for some reason
>walk fast no matter where I am or where I have to go
>say completely random words out loud that are in my mind at that exact moment
>building my own fantasy world in my mind which I worked on since I was 5 years old
What about you, robots?
>building my own fantasy world in my mind which I worked on since I was 5 years old
I do the same shit kek
sleep tight rudolf
>>24079379
>become fanatic supporter of vidya/movie/book factions
Caesar's Legion
The Enclave
Aldmeri Dominion
Combine
The Capitol
The Galactic Empire
The list goes on
It's been 7 months and I'm still not over my ex at all.
Give it another couple years, unless you can somehow get another gf before then.
Try five years bubba
>>24079291
I was in your place a year and a half ago. My ex cheated on me.
>Tfw in loving relationship with tons of sex now
It gets better anon.
So I moved to my own place awhile ago. How to buy toiletpaper without the cashier and other customers laughing at me? I've been using jitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
Amazon friend.
Top fucking kek. Is that actually embarrassing for you???
>>24079265
You don't think the deliveryman will know what's in the package? They'll laugh too, every person who handles the package from origin point to destination will be laughing.
Has /r9k/ ever met a celebrity?
>>24079231
I am curious what is she thinking in a moment of that.
Shame this thread hasn't taken off, OP. These used to be very good.
>>24079382
>where the fuck are my body guards?
My mom has black hair and brown eyes and looks like my grandfather and her siblings, but he has blue eyes and blonde hair. My grandmother also has blue eyes and blonde hair. Now I have brown hair and brown eyes. I lost the genetic lottery.
>>24079108
Pro-tip: your grandmother cheated
>>24079126
>grandmother cheated
>mother looks exactly like her dad, aka my grandmother's husband
Sorry that you had to find out this way, but you're mentally retarded.
>>24079108
What is this meme I keep seeing about brown hair/eyes being bad.
who /gay/ here?
i just want a sweet guy to cuddle with in bed :(
I'm bi and have a sweet guy to cuddle with. I'd kinda like to have him here right now, but I asked to be alone this weekend so I could work on some stuff without distraction. I still offered to spend some time if he needed it, but he says he's fine. I may go see him Monday.
go back to reddit little man
xx
bi
my bf and I are in a LDR. It kind of sucks... But we share the same weird fetish so there's not much likelihood either of us would ever cheat
I love my girlfriend very much.
She's sweet, kind and loving.
I don't have money at the moment and she offered to pay my bills.
She kisses me all the time and hugs me whenever she sees me.
This is the life.
I wish you guys knew how comfy and nice things are with a qt3.14 in your life.
>>24078982
fuck, now I miss my ex(es).
>tfw have a gf but shes really autistic and never shows affection
>>24078982
FUCK OFF YOU NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who /hypochondriac/ here?
>Constantly scared of getting a DVT
>always checking the temperature of my calfs seeing if they are hotter than the other
>any slight calf twitch or pain scares me
Also this one is really recent
>pet a stray cat 3 days ago
>scared that im going to get rabies even though it looked healthy
>contemplating calling animal control to test the cat
Fuck anxiety
I used to be terrified of having a heart attack. It happened when I smoked too much weed and I felt my heart pounding in my chest. Couldn't stop checking my pulse for weeks
>>24078938
god that sounds awful, I cant smoke weed since it makes me even more anxious than i already am
>>24078938
I had night terrors about having a heart attack. I had a heart attack in my dream, everything went black and I was dead. Then I woke up fucking terrified. It went on for weeks. .
>>24078976
True. Fucking cunts that recommend weed. Made my mental health way worse too.
>>24078881
How is your calf temperature relevant?
![ZWqhIR0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6PIWHvm.jpg "ZWqhIR0[1]")
