>look white
>am actually half shitskin
who else /mischief/?
>Take a penny leave a penny
>Leave a penny without taking one
>>24079502
>at intersection
>guy waves me to go first
>dont go
>>24079502
What is your shitskin half?
Truly the best of both worlds. Have both white privilege and POC privilege at the same time.
>Everyone assumes I'm white
>Am actually 100% black (Irish and Sicilian)
They never know what hit 'em.
>>24079502
>completely white
>have tan
>omg bro are u italian, greek, lebo
>work in predominantly euro fag area
>get asked every single day nationality
>im Irish and i hate everyone
>>24080463
brazilian
>people think im white
>im actually american
>tfw ~40% nigger and people think I'm m*xican
>go for physical
>say I'm sexuality active with men
>extra tests ordered insurance company has to pay for
>actually straight virgin
>>24083447
demonic
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>fap
>wipe the cum on my blanket
>sister comes in touches it
>"ew anon is this your snot"
>"yes"
>it's wasn't my snot but really my cum
>make some pocket pies
>try sealing with semen instead of egg because vegan
>leave in freezer
>mom and brother eat without asking
>>24084747
FOUL
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>be 100% shitskin
>look white as fuck
feels good
>persian/black mix
>look like I don't poo in the loo
How are all you shit skins passing as white? This is disturbing news
>>24084895
This desu
>100% mexican
>people guess my nationality and mexishit is the last country they think of
>can pass as french, italian, german, spanish, portugese, russian, etc. easier than I can pass as mexican
>bitches be all over my sexy accent and white dick
>100% shitskin
>look white
>some italian guy even thought I was german
There has to be some way to monetize this...What would Ayn Rand do? I wish I lived in a thirdworldier country, I could shill whitening cream like they do in india.
>>24086591
what race?
>>24086623
Hispanic original content. God am I sick of this fucking robot.
>>24086667
you can be hispanic and white it's the same like in america. I'm half brazilian and white looking but I'd say I'm not full white cause all of my family are brown or black
>>24086787
I'm Colombian. I think you can be white looking if you're hispanic but not really white, barring a couple of mutants like that redhaired mexican what got his ass kicked by floyd mayweather.
I don't even consider spaniards white.
>half greek half brit
>1/6 Turk
>people think I'm british
top kek
>>24086591
I live in a third world cuntry. Maybe you could come join me and monetize this shit together?
>>24079502
>look white
>am actually 1/32nd Italian
>>24086286
Your ancestry is probably mostly "white". Being from mexico doesn't mean you're not white.
>look really gay
>go places with brother
>strangers assume we're fucking
>he doesn't know
>>24079502
>Was passing part of your plan?
>>24087322
Of course my ancestry is completely white. Everyone up until me is whiter than most transparent Americans
Yet Americans are so used to the wetback-style mexicans they absolutely cannot believe there are white Mexicans.
>>24079502
Blue-eyed half-terrorist psuedowhite here.
>have long hair, usually worn in high bun when not home
>wear skinny jeans
>get mistaken for women from behind
>normies feel awkward when I turn around
>>24087447
Well who's fault is that asshole?
Trump 2016.
I look like a washed out taliban with green eyes in a city where 95% of the population is negro.
Guess how much pussy I get.the answer is fucking zero because I'm a complete loser
>>24087481
Us actual Mexicans possibly despise wetbacks more than you Americans do. I'm all for the wall and my deepest wish is for Trump to launch a Colombia-style invasion unto Mexico since that is literally the only way the Narco war can end.
>>24087447
>Yet Americans are so used to the wetback-style mexicans they absolutely cannot believe there are white Mexicans.
>Mexicans
>White
Everything that disgusting culture touches turns to shit, a White Mexican is a paradox.
coming straight from the underground
>>24087477
I sleep in skinny jeans desu, that's how much I love my ass in skinny jeans
>look like a drug addict
>get asked by acquaintances if I know where to buy weed
>record conversation on my pen microphone and report it to cops
>>24087754
Why not order darknet drugs and sell to him at huge markup?
>>24087796
is there any way I can report them to cops after and not get it traced back to me?
>>24087754
>implying amcas care about buyers
>hot roastie asks for phone number
>say I have a bf
>actually single and straight
>go home and wank to her phasebook pics
>>24087754
>>24087839
lmao, you're one nefarious fuck
have this smug pepe gif for making me laugh
>guys at the bar think i'm female
>be actually male
>be Persian
>don't look like a shitskin
>convince all the weebs I'm half Japanese because I can speak the language
wew lad
>tfw german and english
>parents both look white
>I look like some swarthy french fuck or a jew minus the nose
>>24080519
Lucky motherfucker
>>24084747
lol. 10/10.
>>24082430
One drop of nigger blood makes you 100% nigger.
>>24089367
boro gomsho, dayoos weeb beeghayrat
>>24079502
>check "i'm not a robot"
>been on /r9k/ for many years
>>24079502
>buy candy bar
>get asked if I want receipt
>say yes and take it
>don't even want it
>drive to shopping mall
>eat the candy bar
>put the paper into the >>>/trash/can there
>tfw turkish
>waiters think I am the foreign one when my American/European friends visit
>>24089573
wow, sounds like your white blood is pretty pathetic and weak, to be dominated so decisively by one single drop.
>look half shitskin
>actually fully white
Goddam it
>>24089685
>wow, sounds like your white blood is pretty pathetic and weak, to be dominated so decisively by one single drop.
Just one drop of nigger blood can make the most Aryan/Hispanic/Arab/Asian person go full nigger, start them on the path to chimping out and demanding gibs me dat. That and most AIDS carriers are niggers.
>>24089608
HAHAHAHA WHY HAS NO ONE THOUGHT OF THIS
>>24089603
pretty dayoos imo senpai, inshallah mashallah @ myself desu
>>24089798
probably because i'm the epitome of originality
>>24089848
khodet bekosh
beeghayrat beesharam
>>24089798
I did this joke the very first day new captcha was implemented. Fuck you
