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I need some chocolate fa/m, give me some hot fine black women
*walks into this thread ready to spam my black women pictures*
>>24084964
bruh...jll
>>24085271
The ass was fat desu senpai
WATCH ME DUFF THIS IS NOT A DRILL
IM WATCHING FAMTBH
YOU USED TO...
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY SAD FROG
LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY MEMES
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY SAD FROG
LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY MEMES
AND I KNOW WHEN THAT SAD FROG REE
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
I KNOW WHEN THAT SAD FROG REE
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
EVER SINCE I LEFT R9K YOU
GOT A TRIPCODE FOR YOURSELF NOW
EVERYBODY ANON BUT YOU NOW
FEMANON YOU GOT ME DYING GOT ME STRESSED OUT
WATCH ME YUUUUUUUUUULE
NOW WATCH ME SUPAMAN (SOULJAH)
Who /normal/ here?
Here's template
>floor tiles
topkek
remember that guy who had several fap folders
of floor tiles sorted by their patterns?
>>24084947
half the shit on there isn't even real. It's some bullshit some guy made up on /b/. Almost all the shit in ascended category is made up. If it's real I want pictures.
You did it, robot. You don't know how but you did it. You finally got a girl tovoluntarilycome home with you, and it looks like she's in the mood.
What music do you put on to make sex to?
Bat out of Hell album.
d-do you like mongolian throat singing
http://picosong.com/6a5A/ this
>So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her
>You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker
HE YELLED OUT FIRE THEN CAME SUZIE
THE BITCH CAME IN WITH A SUBMACHINE OOZIE
>>24084822
Im coolin with my youngins
And what we smoke one hunnid
But nigga im 3hunna
>>24084943
GET THAT SHIT OUT OF OUR EAZY E THREAD
>>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey robots, I just got back from a vacation from my motherland and I feel depressed as fuck.
>Be me, Vietnamese
>One of the few Western born Viets who can speak, write, and read Vietnamese
>Go home to Vietnam for the first time in 6 years
>Land in Saigon
>Beautiful weather, sunny most the time (though humid and hot as fuck, but I prefer hot over cold)
>I'm practically a millionaire there with the money from wageslave job
>Hang out with my qt3.14 niece and her friends
>For the first time in my life I'm a respected elder
>Hang out with family members who love to have me around
>go out to downtown Saigon with my niece every other night
>cute and sexy Vietnamese girls everywhere downtown Saigon, better than most the Western born Asian sluts
>Visit the beach and travel the beautiful landscape of my motherland, this kind of scenery doesn't exist in Canada
>Overall a amazing country where I can feel at home with my kind, with no spaghetti and everyone in my family loves me.
>After a month I gotta go home
>Back to wageslave
>Back to abusive and annoying brother
>Back to tfw no gf
>Back to dark and depressing Canada
It's only been a day and I miss Vietnam.
can you post a picture of a cute vietnamese girl? i don't know what's beautiful for you guys and i don't want biased google images results. thanks man
If you really miss it then get some savings and move there, it sounds like you don't have much where you are.
Why not go back and start up a business if you're practically a millionaire over there?
Start a family and hand it down to them, also is Vietnam pretty homogeneous or are there lots of immigrants?
Post random creepy shit that you text ex-girlfriends.
I don't think she realizes I'm texting her this shit completely on impulse cause it turns me on
This is her response.
She was a younger 5/10 Mexican girl
7/10 Russian girl I dated for a while.
I used to be a robot btw. I'm still pretty weird
2/3 of Russian chick convo
She was a damn good cock sucker and we are still friends that text pretty often
What's the deal with kid's names these days?
Are we the last generation with normal first names?
>>24084725
She be blaising.
>>24084725
Blaise is a boy name in France.
>normal names
you realize that words are just random lines and corresponding sounds right?
I need some advice ASAP guys
>girl I'm not attracted to at all is acting very interested in me
>been messaging her through an app game we've been playing but then she told me to give her my number because "this thing is annoying haha"
>texted her and now she's trying to go see a movie with me
>first time a girl has ever been this forward with me and I have no idea how to let her down easy
She's nice but seems very normie, and as I said I'm 100% not attracted to her.
How can I make it clear to her that I'm not interested without coming off as a jerk? The movie she's offering to see is one I said I wanted to see, but I don't want to go and have her interpret it as a date.
>>24084595
why aintz u attracted
>>24084595
invite someone else for the movie and dont respond to her texts after it
first of all make sure that you wont regret declining your chance.
If you are not interested in her just make it clear to her and try to not sound like an asshole.
Why can't woman banter?
Pic related: M8's ex-gf blocked me without responding
>>24084420
You don't just randomly and suddenly message someone "Hey, this guy would like to watch you and I have sex."
That's not how you communicate with a person. A person needs time to thought process, and giving everything you want to say in one message or phrase kind of makes the person you are talking to come up with an idea immediately without having to actually talk to you.
So obviously anyone would block your retarded ass.
>>24085062
Don't tell me how to communicate with a person m8
I know this bitch irl and "this guy" is her ex-bf and my best friend. Nor is this out of character for me or him
NORMIE SCUM LEAVE MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24085062
>You don't just randomly and suddenly message someone "Hey, this guy would like to watch you and I have sex."
What would happen if their roles were switched?
>mfw he got keked at random
>>24084375
I love watching entitled roastie whores getting put in their place.
She was so disappointed Chad didn't want her disgusting fat ass.
Oh god. I hate womens.
childhood dog just died
HAHA FAGGOT
oh wait you said dog not cat.. Sorry man have a feel
sorry man
you will gradually become okay with it and able to remember the good things without being torn apart by the grief, so mourn and grieve all you can but don't feel the panic that it will never go away
for better or worse, it goes away, so just use this time to remember
s/he would understand that you can't help that dogs have short lifespans
>>24084368
WHo gives a fuck, its just a dog. The thing only recognizes resources .Get over it
>inb4 edgy
No, you dumbasses make your pets an extension of your ego and personify the thing. Its so annoying.
>tfw Chads have always been bros to me
>tfw Stacys have always been sweet and polite to me
>tfw the people who have treated me the worst in life have been fat ugly women or bitter beta men
24 year old khv neet here. I hate being a robot and I want to evolve into Chad or at LEAST to normie. Robots are just the bitter social outcasts of men, the male equivalent to those unattractive bitter feminist women. I want out of this wild ride.
I know we always complain about Chad but does anybody else here actually want to be him someday? Is it even possible to go from Robot to Chad or is it something you need to be born with?
is this pic shopped?
>>24084353
So you would rather lies than the truth? You don't belong here normie.
>>24084376
>he doesn't remember The Fappening
Let's find out where /r9k/ falls on the spectrum.
Test: http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-kinsey-n-klein-orientation-test
My results:
>Gender
Male
>Cis/Trans?
Cis
>What I think my orientation is
0 (Straight)
>What the test says my orientation is
2 (Bisexual leaning straight)
>Do you watch trap porn?
No
>Do you watch gay porn?
Yes
>Have you had sex with members of the same gender?
Yes
>Have you dated someone who is of the same gender?
No
My guess is that there are a sizeable number of faggots on this board... as well as a sizable number of trans people. Probably more trans than homos. That or the trannies here are huge attention whores (likely).
>Gender
Male
>Cis/Trans?
Cis
>What I think my orientation is
0 (Straight)
>What the test says my orientation is
1 - Predominantly Straight
>Do you watch trap porn?
Yes
>Do you watch gay porn?
No
>Have you had sex with members of the same gender?
No
>Have you dated someone who is of the same gender?
No
>>24084845
>He watches trap porn
Faggot. This makes you AT LEAST a 1 on the Kinsey Scale.
>be gay
>get a 6 (88)
Amazing.
>arguing with normies
I was debating with my mom about why my cousin shouldn't marry a this women with 3 black kids. I told her the statistics and the kids won't respect the provider who is my cousin. she began to attack me telling me I know nothing about love and love concurs all. I just went to the other room.
Arguing with my cousin about football and why the 49ers suck so bad. Telling him the play calling is poor,the offensive line is terrible, the QB's inability to throw to open receivers, and the TEs being mediocre at best. Gave him stats and reasons why the line and the QB wasn't preforming well. He tells me "well you never played the game, what do you know"
talking with my family about planting sowing seeds.I tell them that 90 degree days are too hot to plant lettuce and spinach. they blow me off and say "where's your credentials, you aren't a botanist' Even though I've grown spinach and lettuce for years
Why is it so hard to talk to normies about a subject without them talking about you?
>>24084196
you sound like a smug know it all cunt tbqh
>>24084196
Because this (>>24084235) is what they think of you, without knowing that, in fact, they are the smug know-it-all manchildren themselves.
Just stop bothering
Let them suffer
The do things for the sake of doing them, not for results
