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Who /socially awkward/ here?
>NEET
>live at home
>wake up excited to watch college football
>walk into living room
>see a group of my parents friends over
>everyone looks at me
>do pic related and walk back into my room
>just watch Netflix all day
>have to hear someone yell "ANON THEY JUST SCORED! GET OUT HERE"
what the fuck
>>24089380
>Who /socially awkward/ here?
we all are you fucking retard
>>24089415
relax buddy, we get that you're a tough guy
>tfw you can't leave your apartment to get food because your neighbor is outside.
wch 2hu wld u fug
that dog one cause I still know nothing about how to touhou.
All day every day
>>24089457
Yukari a perfect
Any virgin fembots on /r9k/? I would give anything to have a virgin wife, I would commit my life to you. Even if you're a 5/10, most important thing is you're a virgin (and you're willing to have kids in a marriage).
>>24089315
I am curious, how would you rate yourself, op?
>>24089315
I am virgin but I don't want to ever be in a relationship. I like being alone too much and only like talking to "people" online.
Yes, but I'm not white and probably more like a 4/10. I have 0 aspiration in life and I'm not interesting to talk to.
I get at least 80% of my social interaction from r9k and I'm probably going to fail college.
Any takers? I like western cartoons and my favourite comics are the 2003 superman/batman and teen titans.
Located in California.
I just found my mom's sex toy drawer
What do?
You post pictures of it.
put them in your mouth
Take them and hide them in various spots around the house. Wear gloves though, wouldn't want to touch mommy's residual vagina slime.
They're having the time of their lives this Saturday night.
What are you doing?
>>24089171
getting drunk, writing music and stealing memes
Drinking beer and jerking off
My girlfriend and a friend are gonna come over and we're going to have dinner and play Terra Mystica. Maybe watch Fargo again.
I'll get started:
>Johnathan
>>24089161
Please no bully, Dio Brando.
>>24089161
There used to be a kid named Jonathan that would get bullied by everyone back in high school
True
>tfw your name is too uncommon to show up in any type of name thread
it's an abstract kind of feel
35 should not be the minimum age. There shouldn't be a minimum age at all. Anyone who's good enough to win the hearts and trust of the American people is good enough to lead. This wouldn't even end up changing much in practice, since generally only more mature individuals in their 40s and above are able to inspire people into believing they can lead a nation; but if the American people trust in a man or woman who's 31 years old, or 26 years old, or 19 years old, there shouldn't be an arbitrary age limit to serve as an obstacle to that.
i think money matters more than age.
Why would you want some stupid fuck 22 year old kid leading your country. Wouldn't you want someone with life experience?
Cute image, dude.
>girl from work likes you
>generic as fuck stacy
i asked for a virgin qt... why god...
Hit it for a while.
Consider it practice for the qt of your dreams.
>complaining that someone finds you attractive
please get the fuck out
>>24089156
this.
most of you virgins dont realize that IF you get the girl of your dreams who isnt a whore, you will be so terrible in bed that you will get keked eventually.
so use the whore as a training dummy
Being a terrible person thread.
>go to subway
>order a sandwich
>"Your total is 7.53"
>mistaken my one for a ten
>broke af
>tell the cashier to wait
>go to my car
>leave
You're doing God's work op, wagekeks BTFO once again
>>24089058
I guess you won't be enjoying a fresh nutritious sub made personally FOR YOU by a qualified sandwich artist after all huh?
>someone makes something and says its OC
>respond "Nice man! saved!"
>didn't actually save it
Would you a Digimon?
No.
Besides, they have no sex and select their genders, as Renamon explains in season 3
>>24089068
>not putting your dick in Lillymon
You gay or somethin?
>>24088985
No. Pokemon is superior.
Which animal would you fuck if you could get away with it?
>>24088984
Your father.
Your mother, obviously.
>>24088984
I like big girls.
Like landwhales.
Indian guy here, can you fucking kek niggers please stop corrupting our stupid, naive women? Please and thank you.
>>24088951
>you poo in loo
>he spoos in her vagoo
>>24088951
Designated cumdumpsters.
Asshole on the flag used by superior men.
>you shit in the street
>she swallows his skeet
![3972293-20091226095201!blueeyesultimatedragon-jmp-en-scr-le[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XtiJF6X.png "3972293-20091226095201!blueeyesultimatedragon-jmp-en-scr-le[1]")
>this card will never be viable again
>konami had to let pendulums and xyz ruin yugioh
>>24088939
How come nobody posts in these threads anymore
I liked Synchros, but the game turned to shit the moment XYZ was introduced, and its been going downhill ever since then. Seriously, I hate spending an entire duel trying to bring out FHD or Red Nova, only to have it removed from play because an XYZ material was removed. Your entire deck now has to be made up of silly-robot looking space monsters with enough effects to make even 1,2, dimethylpentan-1-ol look bland and boring.
>>24090026
I wouldn't even mind the XYZ monsters, but half of them are immune to a fuck load of trap or magic effects for the corniest ass reason i can't remember
>tfw no cute and subby /r9k/ bf to be my pet
>you will never be someone's puppy
>your owner will never raise you from the time you are small and give you love and affection throughout your entire life
>you will not die happily in his arms licking his face
>>24088929
I'll be your pet. I'm not cute but you can modify me as you please.
>>24088929
>>24089030
Weeaboos please go
Does anyone else find the idea of boys taking female hormones to be lewd?
I mean, they're artificially ingesting the chemicals created by the female reproductive system to feminize themselves. They're artificially making their skin softer, the ass fatter, growing larger breasts and making them more sensitive etc. It makes them weaker, less aggressive, more passive and emotional. I don't like those traits in girls but in a male it suddenly becomes appealing, because they actively choose to have those traits. Why do I find it so lewd?Where do I find a trap that likes girls?
>>24088922
bc youre a fag
>>24088922
>why do I find it so lewd?
What the hell kind of thread is this?
>>24088922
you're a female right?
![Vivian_James_65808[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P9Vel8X.jpg "Vivian James 65808[2]")
