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Is it true that you can surgically remove the "brown" from your eyes and make them blue/green?
Would it be cool if I got that with just one so I looked like a cat?
>>24092145
No. The closest you can get is having your eyes tattooed. There is no surgeon thats going to do an iris transplant for cosmetic reasons.
doesn't work that way, sorry about your luck
>tfw green eyes and heterochromia
>>24092145
Yes, it's true. They just came out with a new $5,000 procedure for it.
>get high
>realize how boring sitting at a computer all day is
>couldn't care less about doing schoolwork/studying
is this what being a normie feels like?
No, you're just self-conscious OP. Many people can get high without sperging out about being on a computer.
Normies usually just get high and then enjoy what they are doing.
>>24092078
I guess there's no cure then. A high sperg is still a sperg who just can't into fun.
>>24092041
Nah weed makes you complacent. Gotta quit doing it, anon. It takes away your dreams, takes away your knowledge. It's a stupid drug for stupid people.
What kind of mousepads do you like?
Boobs
>>24091989
Butt
mousepad blox
>>24092014
this looks like fun
>is not a SJW
>is not politically correct
>is not a feminist
>is not far left politically, socially, etc
>takes care of her appearances (even if she's not attractive)
>is motherly
>wants children in the future
>is against all forms of degeneracy
>knows how to cook and clean
>is not a slut (say no to casual sex)
>doesn't have tattoos or uncommon piercings
>doesn't party or drink 24/7
>doesn't use any recreational drugs
>doesn't have a retarded major if she's attending higher education
>is against mass immigration
>a well rounded individual
Debate me, lads
To me they're just holes really.
how about
>does not exist?
>>24091933
I think everyone has their own specific needs and desires, perfection is the proper place for a proper person, not the perfection of the person itself.
Hello fellow robots, I would like to share a story. I am sure similar stories has been posted several times on this board, but that sadly won't make mine less true.
> be me a few years ago, 16
> super depressed
> I play vidya all day and am failing school
> then one day I meet a cool guy while playing, at least I thought it was a guy, didn't hear their voice or anything, but why the hell would a girl be playing Dark Souls PvP
> we add eachother on xbox and play more often
> a few weeks later we become friends on skype
> this is where i find out that it's actually a girl I have been playing with
> being the teenager that I was, I immediately started fantasizing of being with her
> she lived in a country next to mine, so we made plans to visit eachother someday
> everyday I looked forward to seeing her name pop up on my pc saying anonette is online
> I became happy and started looking forward to the next day rather than hoping this would be my last
> when I told her about my depression and how I'm failing school she made me promise I would study hard and make her proud
> I did
> I graduated high school cum laude
> I got accepted in the country's highest ranked university
> all thanks to her
> we talked every day and played vidya whenever we had the time, she was like the best friend I never had
> I was 18, and realized that we won't ever be in a relationship, but don't care because she is still the nicest friend I could ever imagine
> this went on for a while, ff to this afternoon
> we just finished playing some Portal 2 coop
> she was talking about how excited she is to go to a concert tomorrow, she won the tickets from a random radio contest
> she left to go grocery shopping
> it usually takes 2 or 3 hours at max when she goes
> 3 hours pass
> 4 hours pass
> 7 hours pass
> I don't think anything of it, since it's happened before that she went to a friend after shopping
> I go to work
> I get a text message
> It's from her
> her number at least
cont.
>>24091836
Go on, go on.
cont?
asdfsdfdad
>>24091836
2/2
> it's her mom
> Hi anon, anonette got in a bad car accident today, she is in the hospital in very bad condition, since she always talks about how a great guy you are, I thought you should know.
> i felt like my heart collapsed to a singularity sucking all my life up
> i am sitting here shaking right now, not knowing what to do
> if something happens to her, i don't know what i will do
Have you ever dressed up like a girl just to see if you can be cute/passable?
>>24091831
Yes.
Tights are pretty comfy desu, the landed gentry should wear them again.
Yes. Would have been cute if only a few years younger.
I want to but I don't know where to start or if It'd even be worth doing.
Everything is terrible, everything has gone to shit because I tried to leave the house and make some friends but all that happened is I got used and now I'm getting in more and more trouble. I just wanted to have somebody to talk to that didn't involve the internet, but the internet was the only place I could go where it didn't matter what I said or what I've done. I want my old life back, where I could spend hours playing JRPGs and not having to hear another humans voice other than my mothers for months on end.
Don't ever give up on being a NEET and giving into stupid normalfag concepts such as having a job, having friends and losing your virginity. You will be disappointed, never change /r9k/ this is the best you can hope for.
>>24091749
So your going to give up because things didn't go your way.
>>24091802
My life has never ever gone my way, I tried to make a change but all the happened is I got covered in shit. What am I supposed to do? I'm never happy anymore, but at least when I was by myself I had some control over my situation. Now everything is fucked, all I am to them is just somebody to laugh at and make normals feel better about themselves.
My lesson is a lesson to other robots: don't ever try to become 'normal'.
Tell us what happened, OP
This is the new world.
>>24091620
fucking nightmare mode
>>24091620
for fucks sake
Post yfw the jews have clearly won
Do you have a gf yet?
If not, why not?
You know she'd probably look like this right?
>>24091450
I never really cared about gf until short hair qts
>>24091450
>man hands
>>24092068
>shit eyes
>>24091450
You talk like my mom
>why dont you have a girlfriend? Do you like girls?
>Hey anon where are you looking?
>I'm over here anon
>What are you looking at?
>Why are you looking over there?
Make it stop. Someone please make it stop.
>wahh I can't look at people in the eyes
You don't have a lazy eye. You lack social skills.
You retards need to stop self-diagnozing yourselves.
>>24091445
Get a dank ass eye patch. It's the best solution. Now you'll pull all the booty from bitches with a thing for pirates
>>24091478
You know what lazy eye is, right?
>>24091527
This to be honest fa/m
Who here GED I'm probably going to fail highschool and so in just going to do the GED I was wondering how hard it is
I'm a senior btw
>>24091219
failing out of high school is the most degenerate thing you could possibly do
It's designed to be harder than high school you worthless retard
Anyone here a nihilist or an absurdist? It actually feels way better knowing that it all doesn't matter.
>>24091154
What is the nihilistic view on culture, tradition, and morality?
If you call yourself one, you're not.
I'm probably somewhere in between.
where do I get a nice smart introvert bf that loves sweaters, staying inside, and being comfy? pic related. fembot btw
>>24091119
That is what is known as an indoor chad.
>>24091119
Post asshole and bottom of feet. In that order
>>24091119
That's me.
But you wouldnt be interested
I'm done with /r9k/.
Every single one of you are all hypocrites. You all claim to be the outcasts, the ones rejected by society, you all claim that you aren't normies, that you've somehow figured it all out and you're above the system. Yet you all are no worse than normies, every single day on /r9k/ is the same fucking bullshit, the whole 'tfw no gf' 'waahh why won't girls like me', you whiners are the cancer that's killing /r9k/.
Because, you see, if the worst of your life's problems is the fact that you can't have a gf then you are a normie and you need to fuck off this board right now. True robots have no desire for girlfriends, what robots want is companionship. Real robots want to be able to express their feels in public with a friend that cares about them rather than posting it on an anonymous imageboard and getting sympathy from complete strangers.
This board has become infested with normies and redditors and it's gone to the point where it has become tiring to wade through the pile of bullshit to find a decent thread. I won't miss you /r9k/.
>>24091101
Fuck you! I'm a robot.
>>24091291
>and need to get off my board
I keked
>>24091291
>Final score : 49
Didn't realize it was actually that bad but I was always aware that I belonged here.
who else /drunk/ here? how you guys feeling? whatcha drinking?
>>24091058
Doing real good. Missing the usual euphoric feeling when drunk, but I'm doing good. On my 10th beer right now. Whatchu drinkin, OP?
OP here, drinking weiser feeling good senpai
>>24091124
Never been a fan of Weiser. Ever tried Bitburg?
