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I'm going to the movies alone tomorrow.
It'll be the first time I've ever done it. I'm sincerely hoping no one laughs at me or calls me a creep.
Well, I can tell you for sure people will notice, and think you are a complete loser.
My ex and I were at the movies, and some guy was there alone. Nobody was saying anything, but my ex started discussing it very loudly with me. I told her to stfu but she just kept going on about it; I felt awful for the guy.
No one will notice and if they do who cares what they think.
>>24099943
Please tell me this is just memes, senpai.
I really can't handle the anxiety.
Just worked out for the first time in years.
Haven't been this physically tired in years.
But damn it I'm gonna trying and make this a routine. I want to change.
You won't make it
>>24099818
i believe in you anon
>>24099846
/fit/ browsing mouth breathing mongoloid retard kill yourself
OP just get lipo instead. Fuck lifting.
Is it even possible for something bad to happen in a fort? I think not.
I could be alive in it
Fort Sumter. Check. Mate.
>tfw raised to be too conservative that I chose not to experiment in a fort
>tfw 21 and only had escorts
Fuck...
Place kind of sucks. Not fun to post here
>>24099750
Wizardchan
Infinitychan
Then why are you posting here?
>>24099772
>Infinitychan
Board recs m9?
I don't care if it's slow. God knows less time in this cesspool would do me good.
what are robots drinking tonight? pic related.
Alexander Keith's beer
I assume it is not very good but it is beer and that is good enough for me.
jug wine
actually not too bad
>>24099580
Samson will never be a part of /r9k/ again
This place lacks character without that him. He WAS /r9k/.
Pic related, I'm a dude.
>>24099512
I've been dirty talking with the homos here for the past few weeks. I hate myself and didnt even think i'd like it until i tried it
>>24099512
i killed a man in reno
And what is wrong with that?
The Hmm Awakens
>>24099501
seems like a nice chap
Why do these people still try? Do they not know about masturbation?
>>24099892
try or die of sadness I suppose. Hard to believe though
>tfw Benzos
holy fuck, how did I survive so long without it?
I think I'd literally kill myself if I lost access to them.
>>24099394
what are you? a menopausic widow? benzos are for woman. just man up and shoot dope, faggot.
>>24099449
I can't stand feeling happy
yeah they're great. The withdrawal is terrible and the worst of any drug.
Who else has lasted the week? I will stop if /r9k/ can convince me to.
I dare you.
>>24099378
i didnt last 2 days...
>>24099378
>I will stop if /r9k/ can convince me to.
ok time for some catgirl porn then
>>24099498
this is me posting to beat the robot
Where do you fall, robots?
these are very specific categories senpai
>>24099112
In between le gentleman and neckbeard. Share more with neckbeard though
I don't fall into a single one of those categories.
Would you see a hooker, /r9k/?
>>24099076
>Would you see a hooker, /r9k/?
I'm 26 and I've fucked 23 women, 19 of which were prostitutes. Lost my V to an escort at the age of 18, didn't have sex with a non-paid woman until I was 25. No regrets.
I'm a kissless virgin and okay with it, and I feel like I'm the only guy on the internet who thinks hiring a prostitute isn't worth the trouble.
I've gone to prostitutes maybe 5 times now. It's pretty great.
>Can't get sex with no sex experience
>Can't get sex experience without having sex
>>24099021
Quit telling girls you're a virgin.
this is a cheap rip off of
>can't get job with no experience
>can't get experience with no job
>1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
READ THE FUCKING RULES AND BE CREATIVE
>>24099037
They'll find out eventually.
Which one, /r9gay/?
>>24098995
Ray. Right looks too mannish.
The one with hat that dick head looks great
>>24098995
neither tttt
been working out for a while now, feeling a lot more confident
Keep it up anon, I believe in you.
>>24098535
Some superior genetics you have there OP, Stacy will start wetting her panties before you know it
your stomach is very weird and long, yet you have a skeleton like upper body. did you recently lose a lot of weight?
Well I did it /r9k/. I lost my virginity to a hooker.
>went on backpage and found an ad for a niggress qt
>told her I haven't had sex in a year and was pretty nervous.
>paid her 200 roses for an hour.
>she sucks my dick with a condom on for like 10 minutes, then we fuck
>she doesn't take a swig of mouthwash with me and doesn't let me kiss her.
>Doesn't say a word the entire time. Acts disinterested and at one point goes to answer a call from another john.
>she double booked me.
>take forever to nut. She gets tired and Jacks me off for 10 minutes.
>get dressed and almost throw up in my mouth when I bend over to put my shoes on.
>go home. Microwave a dinner. Take a knife out of the drawer and flip it this way and that.
>shit post on r9k
>>24098424
Sounds like an awful experience, relative.
>nigress qt
Nice b8, post her images from bp
>hooker
Congratulations on being more pathetic than just being a virgin.
