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What did you aspire to be when growing up anon?
The NASA recruitment made me remember my ambitions as a young child, I loved space, I read books, I watched documentaries, I couldn't understand science textbooks, but I went through a page a day, looking up definitions and finding out what words meant, and used the internet as much as I could (back in 1995 as a 8 year old)
I left my half finished business degree that I did to please my parents due to depression.
I work in a factory and filling shelves, just with my head barely above water with the high cost of living, and I don't think I can make it by the end year, the future scares me.
Its okay anon, its never too late
>>24107216
Carl Sagan's speeches and writing keeps me optimistic. I watch the Sagan Series whenever I feel a bit down.
I would like to witness the next frontier of human exploration, inconsequential as I am, stacking shelves at midnight worrying about rent and bills.
I remember sitting atop the roof of the supermarket when we waved at Saturn for a family photograph.
I wanted to be normal.
>money wasted on medical research to raise the life expectancy of 90+ year-old undeads by yet another few years: billions of $
>money spent on research to find a legit cure acne or balding: ~25 bucks/year lmao
>>24107090
Im pretty sure the market for balding and acne is bigger than 90 year old undeads.
>>24107108
Yeah and there's still no decent remedy for this shit. Fuck this gay earth, including all scientists.
>>24107090
>>24107108
>>24107182
Medical research should have fixed all kinds of ailments by now.
Some people don't benefit from it though.
Can you guess who?
>no shitposting general
Time to fix this brehs
go away australians suck
>tfw no aus bf to teach how to play rugby
remove kangaroo
emu strong
>Hey anon! In here, haha! Don't be shy!
>>24107039
Heh heh, I've seen her boobs.
>>24107039
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU WALKING PLOTHOLE
>>24107039
fuck you, you mexican looking slut, get in here
i am cute and have a cute personality (other people told me this im not making assumptions about myself) but i have no bf to open up to and share myself with, and the only way i could get one is by going into the steam friend threads which i dont want to do
it sucksi am not a girl
>>24107031
>I am not a girl
What do you have to offer then
>>24107060
myself and my full attention!
Link your steam
ITT; Girls who've confirmed browsing /r9k/ or any other 4chan board
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Hope you guys enjoy my post
erhwesd
>>24107285
Just because she's ugly doesn't mean she would settle for anything less than chad
who else is a friendless virgin simply from never trying?
i spent my entire teenage years shut up in my room playing world of warcraft and watching anime
it's not that i didn't want to make friends and even have sex, it's just that i found most people to be boring and insufferable
Yeah. Now I'm nearly 20 and I feel like I've wasted my whole life.
Funny thing is, if I had the chance to go back and do it all again I probably wouldn't change anything.
Most people really are boring and insufferable, myself included.
Yep. Trying is useless if you're not Chad. Think about it, you're just raising some bitches confidence but never getting anything out of it. It's a scam and by trying you're just supporting the very society that shits on you. But not only that, the society that shits on you for things out of your control(manletism, looks, dick size, inteligence).
>be me
>far far far from being chad
>tried
>tried hard
>be nice to people (turn 7 lethal)
>to no avail
It's useless, robots
This is literally the perfect show for us robots.
it was a nice show but stop posting this every day you fucking faggot
>>24106991
isn't this literally /r9k/ the show
>>24106991
I don't wanna see other robots on TV. I wanna see mighty warriors and villains, so I can daydream about being like them.
>say I'm 6 feet on OKC
>I literally say "please, let me take you out on a date" to pic related
>it works
>show up and I'm way shorter than her
>she still fucks me because I'm lean and good looking and she knows that she's lucky to have me
I'm actually in a lot of pain now, 2bqhwy
Well done anon, just hide the peanut butter
>>24106982
its a shame the regret will be heavier than the weight of that hamplanet crushing your manlet body.
I like it how she's pushing her arm in her waist to try to fool people there's no fat there. I can see it, planet.
Anon,
How does it feel knowing Katya will never be your gf?
Femanons,
How does it feel knowing you will never be Katya?
>>24106947
She's bl-ack, bitches!
>>24106947
Why do girls always stand in front of the intetesting things in photographs?
Feels okay.
So /r/obots,
I am looking to further my studies,
just because I have the time and money to,
also cuz I am bored otherwise - already have 3 degrees
looking for the best fit degree to help me get into hacking-anti hacking, encryption
any tips?
>inb4 gtfo
>>24106928
main reason is because there are stuff I like to do with the internet and I would feel more comfortable if I knew, what the fags that target me, know.
What should I pursue, any help?
>>24106928
>install kali
>>24107137
>install kali
linux is definitely the platform anon, but I have enough time/IQ/money to also get relevant education, any tips on that front?
Anyone else's friends no longer give a shit about you?
>New kid joins our friend group
>As a result group eventually devolves into quoting filthy frank and the latest memes or attacking like retards for attention
>Friends no longer talk to me or even say hi, I have to initiate it
>Even then they will either respond with a nonsensical answer or a meme
>One friend stopped hanging out with at one point to hang out with a "real grill"
>No longer get invited to hangout anywhere
What do I do? It's getting lonely.
>>24106895
Are you 16? JESUS.
>>24106895
fuck em there trash and not real friends. If you hate them get dirt on them and ruin there lives for fucking with you.
>>24106936
How can I go about doing that?
Why do women only read popular books, watch popular movies and play popular video games?
>>24106875
because women need a social aspect with everything
>>24106875
As soon as women start developing tits, guys start going after women. Women end up gaining a social life at a young age and keeping one due to men always being interested and always being social with them. Because of that, women don't become as secluded as some guys; men are always involving them in activities, meaning women always have some form of way to be entertained meaning they are relatively passive when it comes to acquiring means of entertainment. Why dig through thousands of years of books to find the right one you want to read next when you can just read what everyone else is reading? Same goes for movies and video games.
Everything is a social activity to them. It's why you rarely see women alone at the movies unless they're old and devoid of friends or family.
>>24106875
You already know the answer.
Because they're fucking cunts.
What would you do if you caught a 8" tall version of your waifu/oneitis?
>tfw my weird pixie fetish comes to life
I'd also let her ride around on my head
stuff her in my asshole tbqh
Attempt to breed with him to create a race of tiny people.
>Money is the root of all evil
>>24106848
>le fedora may may
1/10, made me reply
>>24106848
It is. Especially if you live in Mexico where hundreds die everyday at the hands of drug cartels and the crossfire. Why do the drug cartels do what they do?For the money, Chapo, the billionaire cartel is the 60th richest person on this planet.
>>24106872
of all the things you could have said, you decide to say something with zero substance to it.
