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do women have herd mentality?
i'm afraid of doing this technique
I think I just did it. Not sure what it is supposed to do.
so this is some weird troll
wow lmao you got me it's nothing
Watched the sunrise for the first time in years edition
I'm a Paki.
>>24104577
I'd appreciate it if you didn't disrupt the Remembrance Sunday services please.
>>24104406
Warm November will soon be over..
Sad times coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAzzv6Ks9nc
>BITCH I'M A MIGO I PLAY WITH KILO
>do you like the internet?
>>24104361
y is young thug so fun to listen to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz6OUIjtM6E
>>24104388
post some
but yeah i like the internet in general, i like dank memes
Woman: word
Me: word
Woman: haha
Me: haha?
Me: <3
Me: word word word word word word!!! <3
Woman: haha word
Me: word word word word word word word word word word word word word word word word word
Woman: word
Me: ???
Me: =(
Me: >.<
Woman: word word
Me: word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word! word!
Woman:
Woman:
Woman:
Woman:
Woman: [has logged out]
>>24104316
Fuck, poor John Frusciante...
>>24104380
Didn't he try to kill himself once before?
>>24104316
And here I was reconsidering my stance on never getting married.
Anyone here still have these?
Feel free to post other nostalgia as well.
>>24104278
Are these from McDonald's?
>>24104318
Burger King
remember these family
so im drunk for the first time. i figured if my life is so shitty and lonely i may as well so what all the fuss is about. so i bought my own case of beer. and i dont know. i dont feel that great. a little disoriented. like im tired but my head kinda hurts. i dont really feel thta sense of euphoria i expected. i feel like im going to die.
>>24104181
Drunk bro, go make some friends and drink with them. Or, better yet, don't drink at all and make friends.
>>24104243
but im not even drunk. just stupid. i still feel normal just shittier than normal.
>>24104262
Then don't drink alone, that is rule #1 of drinking
Stop feeling bad about yourself if you do so while sober, make some friends go to the gym study philosophy find a hobby whatever I just don't want to see another robot on the verge of suicide/school shooting
Who /texas/ here
Bryan/College Station checking in
Fort Worth reporting in
Pretty uncomfy up here
>>24104196
Houston wassup
>pic related
It's about leaving Austin.
>>24104196
I'm a fan of DFW but its too big for me to feel comfy
>You are using a 4chan Pass.
I legit use a 4chan Pass. Have had it since it came out.
Fuck you capchaplebs
considering how much time I spend on this shit hole, I figure giving 4chan 20$ a year is pretty feasible.
word 2 that
Your first BJ story thread:
>Be 19, virgin
>Parents away for weekend for first time in literally ever
>Ask girl I really like to come over
>Says yes
>Start drinking start making out
>'Do you want a bj anon?'
>Oh god oh god oh god
>Phone blasting dank tunes in the background
>Frozen let it go comes on
>Girl stops, looks at me
>'Anon'
>Change music
>Half an hour later still havent cum coz drunk
>Have to jack myself off manually
>The cold never bothered me anyway
>>24103906
woah I seriously doubt this happen and i stopped reading the green text
but i do believe that you remember your first blowjob and I gotta ask you this.
How long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>24103906
>have virgin gf
>she has no idea what she's doing
>can hardly get it in her mouth
>we agree to stop
amazing
>>24103941
>>24103906
OH SHIT OP YOU GOTTA GET SOME WATER SENPAI LMAO FUQ
What's their purpose? I have met a lot of people In my life that are just cruel, human trash. Why do I breathe the same air as them? How could they have no remorse? Should they be alive? People who just victimize others, I have met many of the other byproducts of that.
>>24103899
their purpose is to gather on 4chan and whine about how mean everyone is to them.
They can exist by nature or by nurture or both. How they came to exist is usually too much work to learn though, and once you know someone is not good for you it is best to cut them out of your life.
hey newfag, welcome to /r9k/. just to prevent you from getting insulted for every next post you make, the slang term for "toxic people" is normie.
It's literally this easy guys. don't you wanna win?
>>24103816
Clothes are expensive and you look like a tool dressing business casual without a job that calls for it.
>all you have to do is be chad and dress like this
ftfy
I have to dress like that every weekday. Nobody gives a fuck what you wear with a hideous face.
AYYY FAMILY YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS
SILEN-TO
SILEN-TO
SILEN-TO
STANKY LEG STANKY LEG
NOW WATCH ME WHHHIPP
NOW WATCH ME MAY MEY
i've got some good ones
>live with parents
>used to staying up till 3-4 AM
>parents hate this because they think its "adding to my depression when i lose sleep"
>whatever, never wake up at night anyway
>food cycle adjusts slowly, start making dinner at 1 AM every night
>one day my mother wakes up
>shit shit shit, not in the mood for the inevitable argument
>turn off all light, get as far away from kitchen as possible
>"what the hell are you doing anon?"
>can't think of anything, blurt out first thing that comes to mind
>"i've been secretly dating a girl online for all year and she just broke up with me"
>mother feels bad for me
>we spend like an hour discussing relationships
>all this time i have to ensure she doesn't look at the kitchen and spot my dinner
>she gets super sentimental, hugs me, says i at least managed to make a girl like me
>mfw
>year or so later
>making dinner again
>she hears me again
>fuck
>"umm..uh...i heard the cat crying, i think its stuck"
>she actually believes me
>we spend the next hour searching the entire house for the "lost stuck cat"
>i have to carefully guide her around the kitchen the whole time so she doesn't see my fucking sandwich with chips
>we find it sleeping in my room
>"oh haha...guess im just tired then"
When the robot arrives, quality green text will always follow.
RK9!
RK9!
>>24103674
>embarrassed of eating
Why, she knows you're a NEET in the kitchen. Kind of obvious you're snacking, but try to avoid immediately laying down after eating so late k?
Btw, OP...yer gonna need some better greentext. If you can't get close to the guy who dicked his dad down on a boat(at sea) then you aren't good enough yet. Can you match the man who guzzled cum to save his ass?!
These are greentext tales lad. Come with it man.
I can hear my brother fucking his girlfriend in the other room
what do
vocaroo
masturbate loudly
bust down the door and stick your dick in her ass while yelling, "SANDWICH"
it's been 3 months and I still love you
>>24103591
Thanks man, I really appreciate it.
>>24103591
Lmao she moved on bro
>tfw this is going to be me in two months
