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Is there anyone else who finds the idea of fucking the Hensel twins insanely hot? Just think about two heads moaning while you're fucking one pussy.
I'm been jerking off to their pictures for basically as long as I've been masturbating (we're about the same age). Sucks having a fetish you know you'll never fulfill. Anyone with me, /r9k/?
I'd rather be dead than conjoined, one of the things that genuinely terrifies me.
>>24096632
I bet they're fucking great at kissing.
>fucking one mouth while the other sucks your balls
What are your thoughts anon? Pic related, supposed pic of the daughter mandingo was railing.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/notre-dame-fires-academic-coach-accused-sexual-coercion-article-1.2420009
i'm jealous
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I have the urge to ejaculate a hearty ANIME!
>>24096596
Why did they complain about having to fuck such a qt? Faggots.
>IQ doesn't matter, it's not an accurate judge of intelligence
IQ is pretty arbitrary my man
le good work ethic :^) will get you further than a high IQ ever will.
>>24096580
It's a pretty solid indicator, but not the be-all end-all. Same with standardized test scores.
>>24096580
you pretty much can't tell the different as long as you're average or above
>brown liquor
>>24096570
>brown water
>>24096613
>love live
DUFF, DUFF DUFF, DUFF, DUFF
NOW WATCH ME DUFF EM
>>24096567
DUFF DUFF DUFF NICE DUFF ROBOT DUFF
In 10 years people are going to look at this song like they look at the Macarena
>>24096762
wait is this like from a song or something?
care to link me to it?
>tfw you enjoy cumming on things
Anyone else share this feel?
In my mouth senpai
You should stream yourself doing pic related
Is it bad I got a little hard watching this?
>start cumming
>stop jacking
two nukes wasn't enough
Evening, robots. It's Saturday night and that means the Feels and Frogs is open again. Come on into the warmth, get /comfy/ and share whatever is on your mind. We've got a jukebox in the corner, so feel free to put on any tunes that'll keep you comfy.
Please keep it civil, we want the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs at a minimum, and if you're ordering drinks I'll need to see ID to make sure you aren't a normie.
>>24096397
very nice
glad to have somewhere to step in from the cold
barman, pour me a guiness will you?
>>24096397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsHSHE-iJQ
I feel a constant crushing sensation in my chest, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm just stagnating, thinking I'm helping people when I'm doing no such thing. I don't belong in this world, it's not for me. I can only drink and wait for death now, I'll have the strongest thing you have
>>24096397
Hi there. I'll take a Stella, please, room temp. But I should probably not have too many cause I got studying to do. I got a feely tune for us: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH3C8FyHsIk
When will it be my turn for cunnilingus?
After you suck me off.
right now bb
>tfw no fat gf with stinky rancid cunt to eagerly gobble up
end me now
Are you hyped?
>>24096272
It looks okay. Not hyped, I haven't played the game in 11 years. Saying that makes me realize just how surprising it is that it's still around.
>>24096272
not at all
0/10
hype
Why is there such a bad stigma with voyeurism?
>no one gets hurt
>someone gets off
>everyone wins
You ever peeper on anyone?
>>24096036
for all those reasons, post your cock OP
>>24096098
this tbqhwy familia
Most do not desire to be ogled at when they're in their privacy, especially when nude. That is why their is a stigma against voyeurism.
If the no gf situation is this bad in the western world, how much worse do Chinese males have it following the one child only policy and subsequent drop in female population due to gender selective abortions? How are all those lonely China-bros going to deal with no gf?
>>24096027
Nah they got rid of that one kid thing.
>>24096046
I know, but the effects of that policy have already played out and now there's an extreme gender imbalance in the current young adult population.
They are moving to africa en masse and getting delicious chocolate gf
When does /subway/ close? I'm a NEET who desires a quality meal. Wagekeks meanwhile are drinking cheap vodka and paint cleaners top kek
I'm drinking cheap vodka right now and I just had Subway for dinner
#wagekek life
I'm so alone
>>24096024
I doubt. Wagekeks can't afford subway because they get shitty pay OR no time to go there because boss Greenberg wants them working and 3 min lunc breaks
i want my friends back
>>24095888
every single one of my friends that i used to spend time with hates my guts
>>24095888
i miss being able to interact with people who like me
>>24095888
well there is still one person who likes to talk to me but she lives 2000 miles away
*burp* oh, didn't see ya there wagekek. I'm having a nice subway for dinner while watching porn. Usually in out volunteering on Saturday nights, but it's important to treat myself! Being a NEET is hard work, but incredibly fulfilling.
Here is an infographic for you Wagekeks to take a gander at
these threads are getting to me.
i fucking hate getting up at 6 in the morning.
Once I became a NEET I had so many women talking to me
went undefeated at a MTG tournament the other day. That was nice. Stressed about some papers but whatever i'll push it out of my mind. Tired
How are you all doing tonight?
I hate myself beyond words, and I'm constantly exhausted.
It's an overpowering feeling. There is no one on this planet I hate more. I don't even know what to do when it hits really hard anymore.
i'm starting to go off the deep end
I've stopped feeling like I have something to lose and now I have incredibly violent intrusive thoughts because I don't feel I would lose anything doing them
stopping the impulse is hard
Trying to put it all out of my mind and have succeeded for a week or so.
Feel like the weight of it all is crushing me though.
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