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Be honest, robots. What's that one song that reminds you of her? Don't worry, we won't judge.
van morrison-brown eyed girl
;_;
>>24092732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4V3Mo61fJM
I cry evrytim ;_;
>her
You should be banned for using this word this way.
Who else /paranoid/ here? I have the constant fear that people are trying to deceive or trick me. I find it hard to trust most people with sensitive information about myself.
My cynicism has caused me to hate most of the people in my life. I feel that I can see the narcissistic things in others that most people do not see.
Anyone else?
>>24092637
A lot of this is just a consequence of analyzing social interactions more than other people. In reality there is a lot of insincerity there that most people won't pick up on.
But there's still good people out there.
>>24092659
That's the thing though, I don't think I will ever find anyone that is still truly innocent or unable of being a narcissist.
Most of the people I used to call "friends" disgust me now. I see through all of their bullshit and it angers me. I can't look at any of these people without thinking of what their true motive may be.
yes
The 13 year old's I use to go to school with made me super paranoid about everything
That was 7 years ago, what the fuck? Am I still alive? I've been mostly NEET all that time.
I want to die.
who /5'7 to 5'9/ here?
tfw you'll always be in purgatory
I am, I wish I'd never been born.
5'7 here. Fuck me f a m. Just one more inch would give me more confidence.
>>24092607
I think the same thing at 5'9
It never ends
Can anybody explain why my dick burns after I pee, little info on me. I'm a virgin (obvi), I'm uncut, and, I've never pulled my foreskin fully. Please help I can't go to a doctor because American healthcare costs an arm and a leg. Is it because I don't shake after I pee I thought it didn't matter. Also why does my pee smell kinda like Chinese food. Any help would be appreciated
Also could it be from fapping? I used to fap with 2 hands now I just fap with one
Might be a UTI
Try pissing into a bottle and see if any white shit decants
>>24092463
How mucb do you fap and HOW do you fap ?
(Do you use lube/anything else)
"Eat it!"
Describe in full detail what you would do.
Unfortunately, pork is forbidden.
>>24092436
>calm the fuck down mom
>o-ok son
>>24092436
Break into Weird Al's "Eat It", do a 360 spin and walk out of there.
Can you faggots stop with the lifting/gym threads? No one gives a fuck. You look pathetic. You work in an office there's no need for you to be buff (or try to) faggots
>>>/fit/
I lift to stay in shape but I think any one who talks about lifting or acts like its something to be proud of is a fucking simpleton idiot.
>>24092384
/fit/ /pol/ and /r9k/ are three places for male frustration to manifest itself. They're different coping strategies for the same hole in all of our lives.
Tired of these insecure manlets who go to the gym to feel better about themselves. It's kinda funny tho
>tfw woke up at 4pm today
I need to wake up at 7am tomorrow tomorrow, how do i do this shit
>>24092346
shake awake
dont go to bed
>>24092346
Force yourself to sleep
Good luck though, you shouldn't fuck your sleep schedule up
>play the online game Final Fantasy XIV
>the endgame is currently very hard
>people are having a hard time finding competent players to group with
>notice the group finder has notices like "please have experience" or "must have cleared at least 3 times"
>newer players coming into the game and wondering how to get said experience when they can't even get a group
>realize how similar this is to the current job market in america
>realize this is not exclusive to jobs with our culture in general
I know that feel.
Had the same problem with wow.
Everyone, every fucking single one, wanted to link achievement to get in.
Well how the fuck am I supposed to get it.
Felt mad man.
>>24092421
Near the end of MoP was retarded
>Lf ilevel higher than this raid tier to get in
>>24092421
normies have even taken over video games it seems
YOU MUST BE THIS NORMAL TO PLAY, WHAT'S THAT? NO ONE GROUP WITH YOU BEFORE? TOO BAD
I FOUND A FUCKING TURTLE ON A WALK WITH BLOOD SEEPING FROM ITS SHELL WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
take it to a vet or post to >>>/an/
>>24092330
>not stomping on it
kek
>inb4 edgy replies
You have 15 seconds to be as femanon as possible.
I'm not like other girls :3
Hey, guys. Girl here.
>tfw no bf : ( (
fembot here by the way!!!! :3
No matter HOW I squat it always feels like I'm doing it wrong. I've looked at a lot of tutorials but I still don't know why squatting makes my knees hurt.
I tend to avoid the exercise because I'm so bad at doing it.
Some side notes: My right knee is pointed outwards and the left and right side of body aren't balanced. Even just putting the bar on my shoulders makes me tilt to one side.
Is it okay if I do another work out or is squats the only way. I don't want to damage my knees any further because I'm such a dumb dumb.
Please help me, are there any good squatting guides for people with imbalance and bad at learning new skills?
>>24092224
I do oly lifting and the way I tell me how to (high) squat is 'let your knee go forward and stay straight'.
>>24092224
does it hurt when you squat just the bar?
>>24092224
See a doctor, oh and nothing replaces squats
I AM HUUUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOOOOVED
JUST
LIKE
EVERYBODY ELSE DOES
>>24092218
no
you are using the same logic those clickbait sites use regarding adblocking
you are not entitled to something because you want it
>>24092218
I love you anon. Love, Grandma
>>24092336
Die pleb
What's stopping you from blowing your head out with a shotgun
I don't have a shotgun
lack of shotgun
gun laws
Song lyrics that Robot is fond of and/or that he can relate to.
---
"One fine day I'll find a way
To move from this old shack;
I'll hold my head up like a king,
And I never, never will look back."
>>24092202
>FUCK ME I'M ALL OUT OF ENEMIES
>FUCK ME I'M ALL OUT OF ENEMIES
>FUCK ME I'M ALL OUT OF ENEMIES
>FUCK ME I'M ALL OUT OF ENEMIIEEEEEEEEEEES
>SPIT
>IT
>OUT
Middle school was the best, everyone listened to slipknot
IT AINT ME I AINT NO FORTUNATE SON
>"I wonder if I'll ever see you again"
>Again - Lenny Kravitz
Really gets me thinking about all those people who I lost contact with ages ago and will no doubt never see again. I seriously doubt they even remember me. Either way, I hope they're all doing OK.
>2015
>still thinking negroes can't be robots
http://youtu.be/sp71WE7f6ow
The kid in green is a prime example of Robot autismo
Holy fuckin' keklepop
>>24092191
was that kid on fucking acid?
>>24092403
lmao stupid druggie
