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The sun has clocked out edition
>>24088842
wake up from nap
mummys ordered pizza
going top find a flim to watch
have a cheeky fap before bed.
all in all should be a comfy night.
Recently poleaboo got hits on his blog from Poland, they indicate someone from that country read his entire blog over a period of around a week
He doesn't know what this means. It would be strange for the Polish girl to send a link to the blog to her friends/family so it's most likely it is just her herself reading it
I think there was also a referal link from facebook (Polish girl #2 told Polish girl #1 about the blog via facebook)
>tfw can't post the time and date anymore because of the original post rule
so long mates
>What's your favorite sex position, Anon?
>>24088753
itsvideo games
>>24088753
The one with my dick in my hand and a vidya game in the other.
Missionary for sure.
Gotta make sure she gets pregnant.
>tfw rejected again
>tfw rejected for the 1000 time
Why did you reject me.
I AM JUST NOT READY YET HAHAH HEHEH XD XD !!!1
FUCK THIS SHIT
Dodged a bullet
>>24088740
>still trying
kek when will you learn? get comfy my robot.
>>24088740
lifiting wouldnt at least make anything worse
Do you know this meme?
a dog barks.
>>24088687
You're a dip
>>24088630
I've never seen this one before!
Great post anon, thanks for spread those funny maymays xDDD
le 9gag army 4 lyf (>^O^)>
Stop watching my girl squat, beta!
This is alpha territory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCILdSxhIS8
The girl in the video is gross tbqph family.
I wouldn't touch that ass with a 10ft pole.
Muscles look fucking disgusting tbqh family, I rather keep my slim figure and look like a gayboi tbqh.
>>24088531
I get triggered pretty badly whenever someone says "bro" or "dude" to the point where I almost want to cry.
Is this how black people feel when someone says nigger?
>be 26 yo bald KV with depression
>decide to get a wig
looksgood.jpg
>girls notice me again
>i decide to go to a clup and pick up some twat
>find a 7/10, we get drunk together.
>we make out
>tells me it would be better if i took her to my place
hollyshit.gif
>we get to my place, make out like no tmrw then go to the bedroom
>we get both naked, she says i'v been blessed (i have a big one) and start to suck it
feelsgoodman.jpg
>i decide to return the favor and go down on her
>she seems to enjoy what im doing (i wish i did too, its not as good as i imagined, it taste weird, its kinda gross)
>while she's moaning she decide to grab my hair and pull for some reason
>mfw she took my wig off
>she stops moaning and say "wtf?!" loudly.
>i stood there and say nothing.
>she drop the wig on the bed stand up and say that she just remembered that she has some important thing to do.
>she dresses up and says she'll call me back
she'll call back ? right guys ?
>>24088419
Sorry OP
>>24088419
I wonder what she had to do that was so important. Probably had to go the bank; they do close early.
>>24088419
It's unlikely you'll be able to meet a girl and have sex with her without her realizing you're wearing a wig. Avoid one night stands and start going on dates.
Anybody on /r9k/ seen an escort?
Are you thinking about it?
>>24088415
If there were any decent looking ones in my area I totally would. Prostitutes at least are up front about being hoes.
Trust me, don't do it.
One anon said he got one to just see a movie and have dinner with him a few days ago. Maybe it was yesterday, I can't remember. He said she didn't charge him either, which sounds nice.
I've never had a gf and I just want to get some of the sex I'm entitled to as a human being. What's the most effective way to do a rape?
probably get girl drunk.
>>24088412
can't you just get a prozzy?
girls attractors
Why do so many stacies wear chucks?
the narrow silhouette downplays their big, manly feet.
>>24088379
Fairly comfortable shoes that go with almost everything.
>>24088379
,cause eveyone else wears them and normies are completely incapable of thinking for themselves
How are we supposed to compete with him?
looks like a total faggot
compete with him in what? who looks like the biggest dildo?
You guys can trash this random spud, but just know bitches eat that shit up and his life is probably much, much better than yours.
Who /terminalcancer/ here?
Who /jealous/ here?
>>24088315
Sometimes I fantasize about getting cancer and dying, but maybe it's really that cancer is a great excuse to an hero
>>24088315
If it hurts, you have my pity.
Daily reminder that unless you were born female, you failed the genetic jackpot
>You will never experience life in easy mode
>>24088180
Good, I'm not a fucking casual who wants to play on easy.
>>24088180
ITT: Posts SJWs make
at least i can masturbate to them
He was alpha. Why he fucked up?
>>24088012
>tfw no bundy dad
>>24088012
Explain how he was alpha
I'm genuinely curious
>>24088012
>alpha
who is this guy? he looks like a drug addict
>Can't stop eating fatty foods
>Can't stop smoking
>Can't stop drinking
>Can't stop masturbating
>Can't stop wasting my life in front of a computer
Send help. What the fuck do I do to break these habits? Just like >>24087744 I keep saying I'll do it but always disappoint myself.
>>24087995
What are you fucking waiting then, go out and do shit
Are you cut OP?
>>24088020
Should I be myself as I do it?
>>24088025
No, my penis is intact and untouched. Only the finest 2D maiden or possibly anyone who would give me any discernible amount of attention may gain access.;_;
who /promises themselves they'll get their shit together but never does/ here
>>24087744
"Just set goals Anon!"
>Write goals down
> never do shit
This is me
>>24087744
I really want to become a famous writer. But I'm,too lazy/unmotivated apparently.
>>24087744
who /has no shit to get together and is fucked/ here?
