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Share your encounters with stacy - I need your best stories
>ask stacey out
>get raped instead
my dreams
>>24081240
i fucked a stacy for about 3 weeks straight and then i almost got a rape charge
>>24081240
You're the robot writing the book on Stacy manipulating others, right?
Women will literally fuck anything.Except you.
>>24081204
female sexuality is psychological rather than visual
more news at eleven
Women are whores
Such news
>>24081204
As if this doesn't apply to pretty much everyone. And women are hotter than men so that helps.
Who here has gotten fucked over for being intelligent?
>be me 19
>want to join the Navy
>score an 83 on asvab
>want to go into a rate I'm interested in(MA,IS,RP)
>career advisor guy tell me I only have 2 option
>both dealing with computer
>says I wouldn't enjoy other rates because I'd be working with people who scored a 30, basically run of the mill applicants
>end up picking IT
>Really have no interest in computers or technology
Feels badman
>>24081201
>lets recruiter fuck him around
>intelligent
hmm
>>24081201
i got a 96 on the asvab bruh i got phone calls like every day.
shit sucked.
Well you joined the military, so you're clearly not intelligent.
>Phone contacts are basically only my familly
>Mobile games are garbage
>Browsing the internet infinitely better from PC
What do you robots do on your phones? Seems kind of useless desu. This isn't an advice thread, I'm just curious.
Iktf, senpai. I pretty much never use my phone unless I leave the house which is like once a week, and even then I only use it as an MP3 player (and as a watch, I guess). I keep it charged though in case I'll need to call someone.
>>24081143
>mp3 player
This desu.
>>24081068
Oversized mp3 player and watching my chinese cartoons on it
who /hedonist/ here?
fuck school fuck careers fuck love fuck being fit
eat tasty fast food, watch movies, play games, fap 5 times a day dont revise fuick rules do drugs
>>24080895
Enjoy being someone people think its cool up until you're 21, someone who hasn't quite figured it out from 21 to 25, and then a pathetic loser from 25 forward
>>24080913
Nerd get out
>>24080895
24 and already sick of that life. Get out if you're young. I'm trying, but addiction is a bitch to fight alone.
How low would you be willing to lower your standards?
>>24080795
No thank you. Rather wait to go to Yemen and get my tifla wife
I just don't want to stick anything in anything that might hurt my penis.
>>24080795
4/10, 6/10 if she lose some weight.
Would smash if lost wieght
that depression and "mental illness" is just a reactionary defence framework by your selfish brain if your ego is not satisfied and when things in life don't go according to YOUR expectations.Its basically your brain's way of throwing tantrums like a spoilt child
>>24080785
You're probably right, but there's no way to solve it.
hurr durr schizophrenia isn't real
Depression don't real.
Is it me or women think too highly of themeselves?
Today I was walking down the street and I made eye contact with a pretty girl. We stared at each other for like 10 seconds and then she rolled her eyes away with such arrogance It made me rage inside a little.
Do women really think they are so special?
Misoginy and women hate aside, I feel really perturbed right now, because I thought /r9k/ was over exaggerating when talking about women in general.
Some do. But that one might have been having a bad day.
>>24080752
I don't think so, It's saturday and people go out on picnic with friends and family, or whatever. She was a teen, don't know, 18? 19? 20? At that age "bad days" don't really exist
>>24080728
welcome to the real world. chad doesn't have to try. he is an instant attraction magnet. if chad looked at her for 10 seconds she would blush and display body language moaning for more. non-chad have to win over a grill with a display of charisma and distractions, failing 99% of the time due to this type of behavior
> she rolled her eyes away with such arrogance
...and women cry 'how could anyone hate us?' top kek.
As a manlet (5'4") I've been thinking about getting height increase surgery. Should I do it?
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/york-man-grows-inches-surgery/story?id=15776730
>>24080675
Hearing about midgets makes me feel better about being a manlet. At least I'm king.
Dude don't worry. You're fine.
5'3 is the real manlet cutoff
>>24080675
It's expensive surgery. And do you know how it works as well as the possible complications from the surgery itself?
Anyone have sauce on this cumbeast? /r/ is useless
Stop allowing this semen thief to dominate your life. She will only bring your pain and diminished semen deposits.
Yeah! Remember that semen is life. Don't throw it away.
WHY IS THE WEBM JUST LOADING TO THE HALF
Why don't you just live your life?
Going at it alone is kinda boring after a while desu.
The point of living is to cherish what's best of it, friendships, love, passion, challanges, expiriences, memoties, moments, knowladge and wisdom, hope or faith, dreams, whatever one's heart desires.
Im having none at the moment. So what's the point. It's like, what's the point of living as an invalid, deformed or retarded person for example. It's better just to kill oneself I guess.
Living in misery or agony is no true life.
How should I be spending my free time?
At the end of every fucking day I feel like I wasted time that's passing by so fucking fast. 1 month feels like 4-5 days to me.
I've dated girls, gone to the gym, read books, played vidya, watched anime and movies, even normie shows. Every fucking thing I do feels like a tremendous waste of time and it's giving me super bad anxiety that I already used up 1/4 of my life span.
>6'0
>muscular dude who hits the gym four times a week
>mildly attractive to women
>be told I am handsome and funny
>still a virgin
I honestly wish I was a manlet with an over sized girlfriend.
I've seen (with clothes of course)
<-
it in irl many a time, so if you are an especially handsome looking or boyish looking manlet don't bitch.
The dude will be like 5'0 and have a 6'4 girlfriend have him in her lap and pick him up.
I've seen boyish dudes get picked up by fat chicks in my class and lapsat and told how cute they are
I've even seen really fat girls have scrawny 100 pound dudes taller than them being lap sat and smushed between their boobs.
Manlets have no room to complain, just look cute instead of buff, and you can have a big bitch dom you......
>>24080580
i would probably fuck you so dont worry. post some pics anon
>I honestly wish I was a manlet with an over sized girlfriend.
a lot easier said then done. I'm 5'2". I literally get looked over when girls look around a room for dudes. Also, being short sucks not just for picking up chicks but in everyday life shit. I have several step stools and step laters around the house just so I can get to shit on top shelves. Have any idea how embaressing it is to need to ask someone at a store to get something off the top shelf for you?
Seriously, enjoy the fact that you're nearly a foot taller than me and can reach things high up.
>>24080621
me 6 months ago
>tfw your animal companion will die before you will
>>24080437
>tfw thinking about it makes me teary-eyed
>>24080437
>implying
wefgwgrg
Hopefully after living a long happy life
>Everyone has such cool hairstyles these days
>tfw balding
Seems like average dudes can improve their appearance so much with just a decent haircut. It's not fair.
Just get a wignigger
>the cutest pepe
Whats the shape of your skull like? Just shave it off. Girls like bald muscly dudes.
>>24080354
shave it off and wear Fred Perry stuff and talk in a irish gangster accent and the pussy will come in droves
>t-thanks for m-meeting me f-for lunch, anon! :3
>>24080341
She looks like a boy. Would not lose wizardry to.
>>24080366
>looks like a boy
you say that like its a bad thing
>tfw you like androgynous pixiecut grills
