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What does /pol/ think of online dating and apps like tinder? Do you think it has made dating more degenerate and harder to find a stable mate?
>>24085748
Fine I guess. Whatever gets you to get laid is fine
>>24085748
holy shit her bio
I like it, it's a game-changing platform for finding underage teen pussy :^)
Basically I threw my life away and no there is no point in continuing on.
>Joined the National Guard right out of high school so I can pay for college
>Was a fatfuck, go to basic get in better shape but still struggle with PT
>AIT, PT isn't intense or anything like it was in basic training
>Little to no free time to workout
>Fail my PT test by 8 push ups
>Getting chaptered out
I failed my family. I failed myself. Now I can't go to college because no money. I can't get a job because I will most likely have a general discharge. I failed everyone who said they were proud of me. Ive brought so much shame and disappointment to my family. My little brother told me I was his hero. Everyone will lose any respect for me when I tell them. There's no point in continuing. I had my chance and I threw everything away. I'll be a failure for the rest of my life now.
can't you just try it again or something
>>24085713
I'm a failure too.
But we keep pushing.
because, reasons.
that sounds overly dramatic. you'll have a million more chances in life.
>almost 2pm
>still not dressed
holla holla if you hear me
>>24085674
I just got dressed 10 mins ago now going to lift stay comfy guys
>>24085674
fuck it, fine I'll go get my haircut now instead of wasting another hour or so. only 1pm here, but I get the message.
>>24085674
My muhfugging nigga
>tfw no qt black gf to send you nude selfies
Why is life so cruel?
>tfw nobody wants to participate in your black girls thread
>>24085660
>>24086166
You white fucks are annoying. Stop posting black chicks.
>inb4 /pol/
No I'm black. I'm also tired of all the shitposting about BBC. Stop fetishing our people.
Whites can't be robots.
>>24086229
>we wuz kings
Greetings, fellow robots. Hole Troll here.... I didn't have time to make many videos but I did try to incorporate some of the stuff that was asked for last week, such as a narrative approach and topics relevant to r9k. I don't know if this is what you guys were looking for but I made a video on some of my perspectives on race (I recorded a lot about normies/robots but didn't like how it fit together) and a somewhat interesting story of how I got scammed by a dindu that happened in real life.
Here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ep3uh46HKg
This is supposed to be the first episode of a series of "Hole Troll's Robot Rees" so let me know how bad it was and whether I should make more.
>>24085604
Well, I guess THAT bombed...
>>24085604
you have the perfect hole troll voice
>>24085604
Give it some time senpai. Just gotta keep the thread up for a bit so robots can see what you're up to.
>there are people on here right now eating greasy ass fucking philly style cheesesteaks
>disgusting ass fucking food literally soaked in grease and empty calories
>disgusting nasty grease clogging your arteries, filth making you fatter and fatter with each bite
>meanwhile I am eating a sensible lunch of carrot sticks, celery with peanut butter(organic kind, not that shit with sugar in it), and a protein shake(also with no sugar)
Why can't you be disciplined like I am, you fat lazy fucks?
Fuck that looks good I had 2 yesterday. Enjoy watching your calories faggot I weigh 130 pounds and I'm 5'10 skinny fucc who could care less
PS. My body looks like this thanks to my diet
keep eating those cheesesteaks and chugging down disgusting american beer and soda though!
>>24085606
>I weigh 130 pounds and I'm 5'10 skinny fucc who could care less
Bitches care. Also enjoy being weak as shit.
There is a lot more shitty rock than other types of music
Here is a mountain to help you avoid the shit
4/10 - made me cringe
>>24085477
Here we go again. MCR is for 13yos who cut themselves with paperclips
>>24085477
>my chemical romance not only considered music, but great
>acdc down with theory of a nickle creed
You have some issues, friend.
What's everyone drinking tonight on this lowliest of Saturdays? Pic related
I drank too much mountain dew code red so now I am drinking seltzer.
>>24085475
Why no booze?
>>24085552
I don't really drink anymore. I still do drugs though.I'm cool I swear
How often do you go to the gym, /r9k/?
Or use your home gym if you have one.
I don't go to the gym nor do I work out desu. I'm too scared that people will judge me. I'm not fat though, I watch what I eat and drink. I have a bmi of 20 so that's nice.
Muscles wouldn't fit my face and character anyways so I would just jog desu
3-4 days a week for the first month
then i get bored and wean off gradually until i just stop going
thats happened 4 times now
Home gym master race
Spent probably 500 alltogether, but have used it since 2012, so i think i'm saving money
>its my birthday today
>mom calls me this morning and tells me she cleared my credit card balance and is letting me spend $500 as a gift
>go to gamestop to buy a new console
>card gets declined
>call mom to ask about it
>she calls me back to tell me they thought it was a fraudulent purchase
>she's very disappointed in me for spending it on video games
>tells me she wanted me to spend it going out with friends and being social
>the disappointment in her voice was soul crushing
>don't even know how to tell her I'm a complete loser
>sitting in my car in a GameStop parking lot feeling like shit
I'm 22 years old and I'm a complete fucking failure. I didn't want this guys.
>>24085444
Well at least I got trips I guess.
>>24085458
yeah you're definitely a loser
>>24085508
Th-thanks senpai
>tfw chloe moretz will never be your gf
why even live
>>24085370
Become famous and you might have a chance with her senpai.
>Unironically liking meme girlsMeme girls list: Chloe Mortez, Cara, Rose, Katya
>>24085370
i want her to take a shit in my lasagna
>"hey Anon you should know I went through a wild phase"
>"o-ok"
>>24085264
women want you to be a kek on their own terms
>>24085297
I just find it astonishing that these whores lack any kind of foresight when they make such horrible decisions. Is it naivety, stupidity or hubris that they think doing porn won't affect future relationships?
>>24085264
Fuck, that's what a "Wild Phase" is? When my ex gf said that I thought it just meant she went camping and hiking a lot goddamn.
>/r9k/ has untapped latent potential to become board of ubermenchs
>gem-worthy posters are essentially mgtows that took a bunch psychedelics and ascended beyond boring normies
>board is tainted by defeated souls who wallow in self-pity and capitulation
> what could be a bulwark against a spiritually dead and unimaginative society is brought down by men who threaten everyday to kill themselves like a bunch of attention whoring teenage girls
Don't get the creepy stalkers from /b/
>Gorping out on a floor like a mongol
>Ascending
Drugfags please fuck off
The problem is, we have nothing to offer but musings.
Nothing productive, nothings that can make money. Most of us are far too lazy to write a book, and probably are used to making all their points in a concise way due to posting here that writing a full length book would be very difficult.
Who /checking out soon/ here?
>tfw playing k-on songs in rocksmith
>>24085155
Wow ive been looking for that pic for ages
And I am checking out summer of 2017, possibly spring.
No note, suicide by drowning.
>>24085155
>you will never be Akon
why even live
>Mildly nervous for my date tonight
>Take a run and slam some weights
>Nervousness gone
>Ready to show her a good time and then make sweet love to her.
who /makingit/ here?
>>24085108
>deluding yourself that a relationship will solve all your problems
>letting another human being leech off of you in exchange for company and sex
>>24085108
filtered and hidden fucking tripcunt
>>24085108
That's a weird skirt but hot pic.
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