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Alright, botbros. If you had to choose ONE junk food to eat for the rest of your life, what would it be? I always be sure to buy a big back of these fuckers every time I go to the store.
>>24077939
flaming hot lays
Just pain my shit up.
Mrs Field Double Chocolate Fudge Brownies.
>you will always be a 5'9 manlet
So close, yet so far. Fuck this cruel world.
5'8 here it could be worse, you could be amidget
>>24077911
It's above average.
6'1.5" here... why live?
Don't make excuses for women.
It's not the Jews, it's women themselves. Women aren't innocent victims of evil Jewish men. No.
Stop making excuses.
it's modern mens fault for being such thirsty fucks that they give women unlimited attention
>>24077885
what an abortion
Why do people think making "infographics" like this is a good idea?
The Jews ruined Britney Spears.
new picture edition
That poppy better not be photo shopped
Slow rainy day.
The new picture is marvellous.
>>24077881
>dat phone number
Classy chuckle
Who's a /fakerobot/ here?
I have a job, a couple closer friends (I'd say 3-4) and some acquaintances (about 15 people I am able to hang out with to mutual enjoyment). I live with a friend too. Going out drinking is an every week thing, although it is more of a chilling, talking with buddies sort of thing rather than some "party/pick-up bitches" kind.
I would never have the balls to say I am depressed or anything like that, even though I do feel hopeless on a regular basis (the fact of our own mortality and what not), but it is hardly anything that would stop me from functioning.
I would not say I am handsome, but probably not ugly either.
At least I am still a virgin.
Yet I come here every day and feel connected. Which leads me to think that this place is hardly as filled with legitimate stay-in-basement neckbeards riddled with psychiatric diseases as it's trying to present itself. I would probably guess that about 70% of people on here are simply introverted and presumably "weird" to normies, but still capable of having a job/going to school and maintaining at least some friendships, rather than dysfunctional, 100% lonely and alone autists.
What do you think? Am I a stupid, deluded normie and do I need to get out?
You are right. Most people here are normies who either enjoy the board culture or want to read pathetic stories to feel better about themselves (schadenfreude).
>>24077942
But you aren't?
>>24077880
I'm well employed and good with money, but no friends, no money, no gf. I've only ever had sex with escorts.
Worst part is, people at work enjoy talking to me. Why tfw no friends?
Ask my anything
>>24077818
How many guys have you fucked?
What were their names?
I'm gonna ask your pussy
Can I fuck you?
>>24077821
>>24077821
25
Darnell
Devone
Malik
Tyrone
Quincy
Benny
Jayrone
Byrone
Keenan
Kell
Gerald
Jazz
Acquon
A'dre
Antwonne
Jamal
Antuon
Armell
L'wane
Kaptwon
Lashwan
Tyrell
Tyrez
Perranze
Curtis
Some girl or ''girl'' talk to me pls
wh-what do you want to talk about
>>24077792
I'm just bored and lonely and want to talk about anything tbqh
Hello
Don't mute
>tfw you're bombarded with "rape culture" and "toxic masculinity", with "male privilege", "heteronormativy" and even more "toxic masculinity" messages in college but women are disgusted by you because you're short and like to be sexually submissive rather than dominant.
are you exaggerating or is it really that bad in the real world?
shouldnt you get turned on by girls being disgusted by your height then?
>>24077724
No, I want to be desired like everyone else.
Who /guitar/ here?
>tfw you blast out Two-Headed Boy on your shitty acoustic, and you're screaming the lyrics at the top of your lungs and you're strumming hard, loud and fast as fuck and there's nothing your normie mother, brother or his gf can do about it
>tfw you feel like nothing can fucking touch you or top you
So why haven't you picked up an instrument yet, robots?
I play too, just got into recording demos and actively looking for a band. I love it
I produce
usually weird ambient stuff but every now and then I make a normie track and upload it to soundcloud
because instruments are for fucking chads, i for one produce ambient electronic witchtrap starbuckswave for m'equisite music fulfillment
Is God the bad guy in the bible?
Had to go to church with the family today and i noticed something
In the bible Satan barely does anything. They say he was the snake but all the snake did was tell Eve she would gain knowledge if she ate the apple, which was true. It was god who banished adam and eve and created death and cancer and toil and pain and suffering and disease to torture them not Satan. When you die you don't go straight to hell and if you were really good god tries to rescue you, what happens is god sends you to hell himself for not measuring up, god created hell and sends us and satan there.
Satanists are often said to engage in animal sacrifice but Satan never asks for that or does that in the bible. God does, he demands animal sacrifice for thousands of years, as blood payment for the apple thing. He impregnated a teenage middle eastern girl so her mangod son could be butchered as more blood payment. This is god's thing not satan's
God is the one who kills all the first born children of Egypt for the sins of their fathers not satan. God says jesus paid the blood sacrifice back but disease and death remain, and there does not appear to be anything we can do to sufficiently repay god for the apple thing to get him to end it. Think about it, there were no viruses in Eden, so god fabricated them when he kicked us out of the garden, said jesus paid him back for that but never stopped the viruses.
no he was just lonely and socially awkward
>>24077583
But he works in mysterious ways anon :^)
I think there's a significant disconnect between who Christians think God is, and how he's described in the bible (kind of a dick).
God also killed everyone on earth during the Noah incident for being "wicked" but does not tell us exactly what they were doing so we don't even know how to avoid doing it again
And he burned everyone to death in Sodom and Gamorah for unspecified sins
satan never did shit
Which one is sluttier, in your opinion?
The left one. She's got them legs ready to be pulled apart
judging from the pic, it'll be the left one
>>24077536
right
it's in the eyes
>Be me, socially inept
>Get GF, date for three years
>Pretty rocky relationship but work through problems
>Feel alone and neglected
>Seek attention from other girl
>She's cool and seems real attracted to you
>Chat her up and girlfriend gets wind of this, even though you never did anything wrong
>Girlfriend reads all your messages and takes screenshots
>Accuses you of cheating
>Girlfriend threatens to break up with you unless you cut all contact with other girl
>GF is paranoid and loss of a friend
What the fuck do I even do at this point, what's an anon to do?
Pls anons just reaching out for some advice.
>>24077534
ask yourself do you love your gf? Can you be without her? If Yes to the first then do what she says there's no way you can have both now. If you feel like you can be without her then move on. If you say with her then talk to her about feeling neglected and alone so that she can work with you in trying to meet your needs as well as hers.
>>24077534
She's being controlling and doesn't trust you. That's going to put a ton of strain on the relationship down the line. I would try to make her understand the situation (that you didn't cheat) and if she stands by her "no talking to her" ultimatum, break up with her.
If women do things that indicate that they are at least not completely repulsed by me (like hug me, touch me when they are talking, have friends that indicate they have crushes on me, etc.), but I am a manlet (5'6"), does that mean that I am that much more attractive? Because I'm a turbo autist on the inside.
>>24077529
Probably means you seem clean and relatively healthy at least, but the truth is girls give hugs to guys they would vomit at the thoght of being fucked by
>>24077604
These are women that I don't even know that well, though, not "women friends". I don't consider myself to have any friends, just work acquaintances.
Interesting story about one of the women: One of my male work acquaintances actually told the woman that I was a 26-year old virgin, and she actually told him that if she wasn't married, she would "take me on". That should count for something, right?
>>24077653
Yeah, probably. Then again, women do play mind games with men a lot. Actions take precedence over words. Words must be treated with scepticism.
Feels music and thread. My first girlfriend at 26 is drifting away from me and it hurts so much I want to kill myself. Love isn't worth it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKwUA9HrMf0
>>24077268
What's this picture, OP?
Looks really good.
>>24077268
ANOTHER FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD
FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24078751
i se2ndsecondsecond2seocnd this
femanons, why are you on this board that openly hates women and is constantly saying terrible things about them?
it makes no sense to me that there's even one woman here.
>>24077238
maybe it's because robots are obsessed with women. if I knew of a board full of girls talking about how much they yearn for a man while also hating them I'd probably read it just out of curiosity.
women love being abused by alfalfas
>>24077272
idk i would never step foot into /r/feminism because i'd just get angry at their view points. I agree with OP i can't understand what goes on through these people's minds
