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I hope everyone from high school thinks I'm dead
>>24077225
Don't worry anon, they don't remember you at all.
breaks and holidays are the worst
being a loser townie is suffering
>>24077225
nah, you're just forgotten. until you show up in the side of a memory and one dude mentions the little faggot that was you.
>HAHAHAHA I COMPLETELY forgot about him! What a weirdo.
>Do you think he's killed himself yet?
Role-Reversal and Gentle Femdom General - Train Rape Edition
Previous thread: >>23994667
ITT:
>related hentai
>greentext
>monster girls
>general lewdness
>dojinshi recommendations
>anime/manga recommendations
>preferably recommendations that are on-topic
>cuteposting
>vocaroos
>friendly discussion
>What is Role Reversal?
http://rolereversalreader.tumblr.com/post/108492906077/finished-the-faq-for-relationship-role-reversal
New Map:
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1618907
Old Role Reversal Map:
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1239585
FetLife Group
https://fetlife.com/groups/121948
irc channel: irc.irchighway.net , #gfd
/rr/ and /gfd/ megapastebins:
http://pastebin.com/7NfGfusP
http://pastebin.com/evbfjazh
http://pastebin.com/iQetqpH7
>>24077224
First comment dubs.
>>24077236
Shit welp carry on...
what about really harsh femdom with torture and snuff?
i will never have a girlfriend
i will never have a girlfriend
i will never have a girlfriend
i will never have a girlfriend
i will never have a girlfriend
not with that attitude, fella ;)
>>24077358
i don't think you understand
i will never get a girlfriend
>>24077172
truth is, you don't want a girlfriend
I don't want one
What do you think people say about you behind your back?
>>24077038
that i'm very nice
I don't think people notice me enough to bother saying stuff behind my back
Girls are split between loving me and hating me. The ones that hate me are from when I made some mistakes in my FWB adventures and did some damage on my rep.
Guys legitimately think I am retarded but also think I am funny.
Nobody knows how the clown cries :,^(
/r9k/ lost its personality, /r9k/ lost its culture. It became another fucking McBoard filled with shitheads like pic related where they spew the same fucking shit thats force fed down everone's throat on CNN and Buzzfeed. This was the only place I thought I could get away from it all for a little bit, but no, you pieces of shit had to come here to, why? You had so many other places you can go to that share the same thoughts but no, you had to come here. I fucking hope every female on this board gets raped by a dumpster in an alleyway with a rusted switchblade pressed against your neck by a hobo who's penis smells like dead fish. fuck you
>>24076920
it seriously didnt take you this long to realize it, right?
go ahead and make yourself comfy because you're not going anywhere. you either rot here with the rest of us unable to leave this place or the SJWs completely take over and this board is deleted because of triggering
>>24076920
i know it sucks man
being as mean as possible to them helps though senpai
if youre willing to stick it out
>beta feels faggots take over /r9k/, and completely destroy it, wasting the potential of what was supposed to be the revival of old /b/
>cry when people start to take over their /r9k/
You faggots deserve this.
>tfw 6'4 black guy with 185cm italian gf
>tfw my italian gf shows me the pic and texts of all guys who hit on her
>they are all cringeworthy as fuck guy are perfect robot type all manlets
>mfw she told me she will never date a guy smaller than her
>mfw
i thought you guy would never date a girl who dated a black guy?
1. How big is your BBC
2. Do you want to fuck my boipucci? I live in NYC
>>24076885
>giving one height in cm and the other in inches
faggot
>>24076885
Congratulations, you're a normalfag, that puts you above the 1% of the population that are robots
May I ask why you feel the need to come to r9k and brag about something that's so easily achievable by any normal standard? Maybe you feel outclassed by your peers and this is the only way you can feel validated?
How do you feel about the Crusades?
>>24076817
Needs to happen again
>>24076817
They were pretty good I guess.
I'm not religious but I can still see the appeal.
literally masterminded by genoese and venetian merchants
christfags sure do enjoy dying for their jewish masters
FAGGOTS GO BACK TO LGBT NOW!!!
Get out! Even if you are robots you can post your gay porn in LGBT thread. Why do you have to be such loud annoying faggots here? You pretty much made me hate gays and trannies now.
I am fed up with your shit. You guys are assholes who try to take over every single board and forum.
You know that being homo is disgusting so you try to normalize it by forcing yourselves on us.
Majority of you are not even robots since fags have a stacy mentality.
>>24076696
They're doing their best to make being a faggot normal. But nope faggots need to kill themselves fast
>>24076696
who is fred?
Dont worry senpai
Most of us hate queers and shims
>Ride into town on a horse you stole off a guy who was too dead to care.
>Slowly look all around.
>Walk into bar (Open 24-7)
>Order a Sarsaparilla.
>Chad playing cards behind you with his bro dude gang LOLs and calls you a fag.
>Turn around and shoot him.
>No one gives a shit or even looks up from what they are doing because that sort of thing happens every day.
>Walk up stairs throw a single coin on a bed and fuck Stacy.
>Walk down stairs and buy a bottle of whisky for the road.
>Walk outside / get back on horse.
>Ride off into the sunset with your Waifu.
>Die happy in a mud puddle 5 years latter of a paper cut infection.
The American wild west was the best time and place to be a robot.
What other times do you think would be a robot utopia ?
pirate would be nice if you didn't have to be stuck on a boat 90% of the time.
>>24076637
You'd be the beta bartender the outlaws bully and rob everyday.
>>24076637
>hurr durr 2 late 4 rampant unmitigated degeneracy
No you're not. It's happening right now, but if you're a beta now, then you'd have been a beta then. Don't kid yourself, weakgenes.
>>24076650
>>24076662
"God made man, but Samuel Colt made them equal,"
>mfw this was true then.
Topkek.
>be white, first-world feminist
>decide that you want to empower some fellow womyn
>have t-shirts manufactured to support your cause
>sell shirts for $70 each
>meanwhile, in Mumbo Jumbo Mauritius
>women making the shirts get paid less than a $1 per hour
>muh femmynizm
Honestly, I have no problem with women wanting to be treated equally, but this is the sort of shit that pisses me off. Western feminists are just a bunch of miserable, entitled hags. As somebody who has lived in the third-world, I can say with confidence that there are many brave women who legitimately risk limb and life to stand up for what they believe in. A lot of them maintain good morals, don't sleep around, and are legitimately decent people who want to become doctors or have the freedom to walk around after dark without getting raped by Indians.
And then you've got these white first-world bitches who literally don't give two fucks about the flight of their fellow womyn. It's almost like feminism is a fashion statement for first-worlders who have relatively little to gain from advocating the cause but nothing to lose. Plus, they get to be righteously angry when people disagree with them.
What's the name of that one bitch? Rebecca Watson? Chick gets coffee spilled on her in an elevator, ruins some dudes life. Meanwhile, in Africa, India, Pakistan, and elsewhere, millions of womyn are riding exercise bicycles to power the internet while being raped, oppressed, and paid in cabbages.
>>24076571
Third wave feminism is a joke.
Does feminism in the US or Europe have anything left to fight for?
>>24076664
I wish feminists were all into femdom that would make this whole thing so much better
>be in uni dorm
>microwaved my food at the kitchen
>going upstairs on elevator with my food
>girl comes in
>"those look good!"
>"yea"
>silence
was I supposed to say something else or keep the conversation going?
>>24076560
A lot of people will take a one word response as an indicator that you don't want to talk to them. If you wanted to talk to her, you fucked up. If not, it's all good.
>>24076560
Poor girl. She was trying to make friends and had to run into you.
>>24076560
"Want to try one?"
Limits her to sampling one of your treats, in exchange gives you a precedent to engage her in the future with other activities
What's your rescue fantasy?
if you were ever to be saved from the nothing you've become by some beautiful person, what would you imagine it being like? do they meet you in the library? on the internet? tell me everything
>>24076540
Rescue song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDKdKCJY3bU
I've kind of given up on romantic relationships. Right now I just wish I could have a new family. If I could meet some people around my age who are ready to go out into the world and look for an adventure with me. Maybe go on tour as some sort of performers, maybe comedians or a band or something. Maybe we all go to a warzone and form our own unit and fight for something we believe in. Maybe just some artists who want to go out to the desert and buy a dirt cheap house to live peacefully and perfect our art. It would be cramped and we would just get by, but we'd have each other. I need a tribe, a gang, a family, a cause, anything.
Pretty much just the events that take place in Clannad except I end up with the smart chick instead of Nagisa.
>>24076540
I just want superpowers. That's all I've ever wanted.
Pretty much sums up the new users of r9k
https://youtu.be/toHqbqGRXwE
And every other board
>>24076377
When someone posts something like "REEEEE NORMIES GET OUT"
I feel like they're just sitting calmly behind their computer screen.
i think i have cancer now, thanks OP.
>Meet the most amazing girl
>We are just like each other
>Get along like no one else
>She lives on the other side of the US
Anyone have stories of long distance ever working?
I mean, I could get at job where she is in about a year, is it worth r9k?
Honestly yeah it can. How long have you two been talking? See how it works out within that year and that's when you decide if she's worth it.
I had a friend in a similar situation, but after a few months they started arguing and he just dropped all contact with her.
It all depends but good luck!
>>24076267
like that anon said, of course.
see if it works out in the year and learn to embrace each other's flaws. no relationships are perfect and you have to have a lot of trust in each other. they can work, they're just harder to maintain.
>>24076267
Long distance relationship is the biggest meme and it will never work out 1 / 100 times. They usually fuck around while pretending to care.
I think you would have to meet regularly like bi weekly or so for it to have any chance
>tfw no robot gf
>do nothing but vidya all day
>don't even enjoy it anymore
>eat nothing but microwaveable tv dinners
Maybe today can be the day you'll finally tire of this stagnation?... please?
>>24076251
yeah, me too family.
only it's
>tfw no robot bf
>do nothing but study and netflix all day
>don't enjoy anything anymore
>eat nothing but kraft dinner and soups
>>24076303
what do you study? i've been thinking of school but debt terrifies me
