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>no girl will ever text you nude pics
>tfw no qt black gf to send me sexy pics
Mfw I got nudes yesterday
>>24073632
congrats gtfo
>you chat sometimes in class
>she licked chads ass
>this thread again
autists sure love repetition
>You wish you could kiss her good night on her lips
>Meanwhile Chad blows his load in between her hips
> You just want to cuddle her
> Chat won't stop cumming in her
Describe your current situation. How did you get there?
Are you happy? Why or why not?
How could you change things?
Let it out robots, listen and be listened to.
>>24072649
>Are you happy? Why or why not?
No. Nothing is going right for me and this has been a shitty year altogether. Similarly I can't admit when I'm wrong and would rather harm myself than ask for help. It's my own stupid fucking fault and I deserve to be in the situation that I'm in.
>How could you change things?
Stop browsing so much, for a start, but that's probably not going to happen. I hate myself way too much to strive towards betterment.
Not bad, but on the verge of getting very bad, both economically and familywise, probably slightly better, Immediate gratification had lead me to this.
Not happy, but not truly sad either. Because sometimes it can't be helped and there some other cool things that happen that make up for the bad.
I dunno, probably getting out of my comfort zone? Or just doing something entirely different and say fuck it.
House sitting my parents old house, looking for a new place to live. Working as a mechanic at a mom and pop business down the street. Making minimum wage, barely making it. I originally joined the Navy but got discharged due to medical reasons. Now I'm back home trying to figure out what to do with my life.
I'm not happy at all, my dream was with the military.
I could keep trying my best and moving forward looking for success in the automotive industry.
I cant even get a job at McDonalds?
im 19
I speak English
Im fit
im clean
im decent looking
im not very awkward
i have tons of job experience and volunteer experience
I have sent out hundreds of applications
but I just cant get a job.
even though the people at the places im trying to get hired at speak terrible English and mess things up all the time
(not messing shit up and being understandable is what id think would be the most basic requirement)
Kill them all anon
I'm in the same boat except I have no experience or volunteer work. The only people who wanted to hire me was a call center but fuck that shit.
>>24072594
Bullshit, OP. Post your resume.
>Tfw black spots on front teeth
>Pic related but not as bad
>Every time I eat candy it gets worse
>Literally can't drink soda pop or eat candy
>Sometimes do
>The spots get worse or new ones appear
Fucking hell fuck this shit
Can anyone relate??
go to the dentist
why don't you go to the dentist?
>>24072566
Go to the dentist you fucking retard.
Why am I so fucking insecure? I don't get it. People complement me on things like my hair or my height but in fact I hate everything about me. I assume they're lying to me.
Is there any reason why Im so insecure and why I think this way?
>>24072551
SMOKE WEED LMAO AND TAKE BENZOS BROBLEM SOLVED :DDDD
>>24072551
Anxiety and overthinking.
Same here, anon.
Pretty miserable life to live tbqhsmhfam
ONE -NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>24072448
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>24072448
r9k truly is the meme mecca
I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS HELL
Why do normies get so mad when you tell them you don't drink?
Alcohol tastes like shit, is expensive and anyone who's drunk from my experience turns into an obnoxious jerk. Why is it so surprising that I wouldn't want to partake in this? People tell me I should drink with them cause its fun, but if you need to get drunk to have fun then you just aren't a very fun person to begin with.
>>24072427
I also don't like alcohol: expensive and makes me tired.
But it seems to be the socially acceptable way for men to spend time with each other. Like, somehow you can't go eat Pizza or ice cream with another man. You may only go out and drink alcohol together with another man.
>>24072473
Its pretty retarded. Alcohol has become too much of a social crutch for people in my opinion.
>>24072427
So fuck off with your straight edge friends, nobody wants you here
>tfw girls only date 6 ft. tall guys
>tfw 5'4 manlet
Aside from taking drugs, what can a manlet do to make his life worth living?
not a whole lot. Sometimes a girl will fuck you though. Its good.
>>24072311
stop going after shallow Stacys maybe
>>24072339
Haven't you figured it out yet? They're all Stacies.
who /nevertip/ here?
>go out to nice restaurant with friend
>order cocktails and appetizers
>order another round as soon as the appetizer arrives, make it known we intend to keep drinking
>immediately start getting better service than surrounding customers
>order expensive entrees and several more drinks
>total bill comes out to $181
>leave the tip line blank
>go to nearby bar and continue drinking
servicekeks can get fucked. I'm not giving those drug addicts a dime of my hard-earned money
>>24072282
I have never EVER tipped because I live in Australia. Nobody tips, ever.
>>24072282
Interesting. I didn't realize the word filter would change c_u_c_k if it was part of another word, as opposed to being a standalone word.
>>24072302
Based australanon. Although I probably wouldn't tip either if the only beverage option available was Foster's.
>went to pick up my new glasses at glasses store
>cute girl smiled at me while I was waiting
>also I actually like my new glasses
Any other robots have a good day today?
my day was pretty average, but congrats anon!
>>24072136
>only have one class at 9 am on fridays
>skip it to get extra sleep, feeling rebellious
>text friend in same class and he tells us we didn't do anything that required me to be there
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Bonus:
>torrented new Joanna Newsom album and it holds up
>>24072184
ty brother
>>24072333
very nice, I also skipped a class this week. was definitely worth it
Does 4chan care about hygiene at all?
If so, to what extent
>>24071993
NEW PEPE GET SAVED
>tfw take no showers for months
>never get sick for years, think its because of the "natural oils" on my body from lack of showering
>realize I never leave the house and have no risk of being near sick people
>still only shower once a month
>>24071993
I'm pretty hygienic. But I'm an android
I basically don't shower/brush my teeth unless I have to go outside that day and I hardly ever have to go outside
Why do i find self-destructive girls so fucking hot, junkies especially.
>>24071979
it would be real easy to take advantage of their pussies
They're thin, which in this fat country is a real advantage.
They're disgusting, fuck them. 10x as promiscuous yet they have 10x the standards at once. All women who do dope should be shot.
>You will never go to high schooI in America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn1VToNI8fw
>>24071975
amerifat here, this should be a good feel
I went to a football game tonight, my qt 16 year old girlfriend got smashed, hit on her ex boyfriend, then we fucked in my car. Afterwards I went home and got yelled at by my parents for 30 minutes. High school is fucking shit mate.
Flash mobs are gay as fuck. Can confirm that this faggotry has spread beyond the borders of America. We had one in my prom. It was lame as shit. I didn't participate, of course.
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>>24071947
>dat brachial plexus
>dat lumbosacral plexus
>dat sympathetic chain ganglia
hgnnnggg
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>>24071947
How would they even go about pulling the nerves out of a man? Did they try and pull it through like a noodle out of a tube? Or did they have to make cuts parallel to the nerves and carefully pull them out?
