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ITT: BEAT THE ROBOT
ONE WORD PER POST
cummerbund
coons
investments
Father Tyrone is here.
Singles will send you to hell
Dubs will bless
Trips will send you to Heaven
Quads makes you pope
Dub get
See you in hell.
>mfw Satan's an edgy fedora.
>>24068009
Close shit nigga
What is stopping YOU from going on a murderous rampage?
I don't blame other people for my shitty life choices
>>24067911
The lack of $250 to buy a pump action shotgun.
>>24067911
no gun
who /starvingNEET/ here?
ITT: post pics of delicious food
>>24067849
6'0 and 120 pounds here :)
gonna get myself one of those once my neetbucks come in.
>>24067849
NEET here. Had slow cooked pork shoulder, collard greens and rice for dinner. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Ever thought of just snapping one day and massacring a bunch of normies for treating you like shit your entire lives?
>>24067810
desu it has crossed my mind a few times. Sometimes I really feel like I'm just gonna "snap" like you said and shit.
Thank god I don't have access to a gun.
>>24067871
lrn 2 samefag
Nigga don't go giving the fbi reason to shit us down
Why do gay guys like meth so much? Is PnP really that good?
>>24067753
meth is a great drug for sex.
Wanking/sex on amphetamines is hands down the most pleasurable thing i've ever experienced.
so yeah im guessing the gays use it for sex/ partying that's the same reason they use poppers. don't forget straight ppl use it too
>>24067753
"Ecstacy" often includes(when it isn't straight up) meth, to give you an idea of what it is like sexually, and gays are more sexual than straights.
It also helps you be skinny and skinny is attractive.
>>24068123
I've tried fapping on dextroamphetemine and I could never keep myself erect. It also took like literally 10 hours to fap.
>>24068187
Is it safe? I always hear bad things about it. I'm gay btw, just too awkward to socialize.
Just found some of my grandma's oxy, it's 5mgs I'm 5"6 135 pounds. How many should I take to get a nice high?
All of them you faggot.
>>24067764
But daddddd
>>24067750
None, your grandmother needs those to manage her actual pain you selfish faggot.
tfw no self hating black gf to crave my big white dick
You might be surprised at how many cute black girls like white guys. I had sex with a perfect petite black girl once, 10/10 would recommend
>>24067710
>no girl will ever look at you like this craving the D
>>24067710
measurements m8
/9x6/ here
RECEDING AND BALDING
HOW DO YOU STOP IT
>>24067704
a noose
>>24067723
NO
SOMEONE HERE KNOWS HOW
>>24068339
It's called finasteride, but there's a chance it could stop you from having a boner.
How does this image make you feel?
No right or wrong answers. Just what you felt when you saw it.
>>24067681
I was already hard. It made me harder
>>24067681
why does that clown have so much makeup on?
Disgusted. Semen is not that hot t b h
do you guys really get turned on just seeing panties? That's so lame. There's nothing inherently sexual about panties.
>>24067637
Puffy vulva are really erotic though.
>>24067661
you're just a fucking perv
My second date with my ex we were watching Hannibal on the couch and I went up to get a beer. We hadn't done anything prior and I was a little nervous about what move to make.
Walking back to the couch, she had spread herself out and uncrossed her legs in front of me to give me a Sharon Stone flash of her violet panties. So that I knew she wanted to fuck. Christ it was so hot.
I fucking miss her.
>If Oculus Rift comes out, sex robots are made and traps become normal then women will be shit of luck, they won't have their providers and they'll come crawling back to 1950s traditions where everyone gets a gf.
No, women will just keep dating the same genetically superior alphas and letting the state raise her children.
I kinda agree. Everybody but 3% of males will be miserable. An extrapolation of today. I mean how many of the 15 year old girls today will find a good partner they are happy with?
... yay.
:/
>>24067630
>implying the feminazis will allow it
pray to god that japan survives the next 5 decades necessary to develop all that shit
>>24067630
>women date and marry the productive males not interested in mindless escapism
>the low-tiers of society are (relatively) happy because of their 2d gfs in their simulated worlds.
Knowing robots, they'd still find something to bitch about.
>you rush home one day to tell your parents you got into harvard
>you burst into your living room
>see pic related all 5 men fucking your mom balls deep no condom
>she has a map of africa tattooed on her back
>a queen of spades tattoo on her forehead
>your dad is in the corner wearing a chastity cage, ballgag, and french maid outfit, jacking himself off
>'1738' by fetty wap is playing in the background at deafening levels
what do?
>>24067603
Fucking go write your kek fantasies elsewhere creep
>>24067603
Tell them that 679 slams way harder and start jerking with dad :^]
why do white bois get off on this fetish so much?
it is disgusting for everyone involved
Dear Robots.
Man the fuck up. All of you are horrible excuses for a person, at this point- All of you faggots are the male equivalent to Tumblr, Fat, Lazy, and overall giant cunts. This thread is filled with you trash bickering on how life is so against you. You're letting life anally rape you with no lube- and honestly it seems like alot of you like it with your NEET posts and all that shit.
This board is filled with normies and school shooters anyway, i'd suggest you keks get off the computer and do something about your shitty lives.
Sincerely, all of /pol/.
Ah, hello my fellow /pol/ member.
>>24067602
I legit tried to do that. I was in college and had a job.
It was the most miserable time of my life. I don't get why normies find it rewarding and satisfying.
Thanks /pol/-kun. Safe travels
TFW no 9.5/10 curvy gf.
Why even fucking live?
>>24067453
is that supposed to be an example
>all that wasted potential
when will whale-hunting be legal again
That passed beyond 'curvy' a long time ago, OP
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