>live in a majority white country
>belong to a race of people who are considered least attractive to women (even lower than blacks)
>media portrays foreign women as exotic and sexy, and foreign men as uneducated, illiterate villains.
>women reject men of their own race to go after white dick
I really don't understand how you can claim to be a robot as a white male living in the western world, where the pool of women you have to choose from...
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>>24062796
>and be thankful to God everyday you weren't born a shitskin.
implying i dont do this already
>It doesn't matter if you are fat
>It doesn't matter if you are autistic
>It doesn't matter if you are ugly
>If you are white, you can get instant pussy
Just take a moment to look back and see how retarded you sound, OP
>>24063211
Fat balding white guy with a hot spic
>2015 letting you gf go to a party alone
>>24062594
Why didn't they just take a screen shot?
literally what is this
>>24062594
Why the fuck isn't tbis just a screencap. Fucking iplebs are so stupid
Wagekeks eat their own seamen because they are starving at work, while us NEETS care about what we put into our bodies. Why are you so unhealthy, Wagekeks? Chow!
>>24062554
Please provide your evidence neet
Absolute nonsense once again.
But I like nonsense and that's why I come here
Truly us NEETs are the master race. After my healthy bountiful breakfast I will be diving into some of the classics. I believe Plato will be on the menu today
>>24063064
>evidence
The knowledge OP is spouting is intuitive and you're objectively mad. Stay kuk'd, wageypoo
So....tell me again why is it you can't just go gay and fuck guys?
Because it doesn't work that way for everyone.
>>24062519
because vice is a meme news site now
So that means no one is strictly gay either
How do I get out of the friend zone? (pic related)
Ask that cute guy on the left out, duh.
Not looking like a lesbian would be a start.
have sex with her friends
Gather around my brothers, it is time for us to talk about a serious board issue.
We have peacefully co-existed with traps and gayfags for a while, but their prevalence on this board has only lead to more and more of them piling up. Since the fappening, the robot killer and many other incidents, more and more normies have been coming here. They see /lgbt/ and feel entitled to spamming their faggotry across all other boards. However, I am starting to lose my patience as they gain more ground and become more flamboyant.
>>24062463
I concur.
I don't care if you're gay, but spamming me with it? Come on.
>>24062463
>peacefully coexist
I shitpost in their threads and report it
It is time to start reporting all gay, trap and biposting so these anons stick to their containment board at >>>/lgbt/ like bronies stick to >>>/mlp/ when they wanna talk about that stuff. They can still post anywhere else but like women, they should not draw attention to their perceived gender or whatever the fuck jargon you use for these people.
We must act now before they gain even more momentum and become irreversibly ingrained into the board culture. The signs...
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>getting a hot gf
>steps from robot to chad
seriously, anyone can tell me how i can obtain a bar refaeli tier qtpie perfect gf? i refuse to believe nobody here has had a perfect gf that could make like wonderful.
>>24062268
if they have then they surely moved out of 4chan
do yourself a favor and stop believing
it will be better when you realize what the truth is
and you will remember my words for they are the truth
>>24062465
>stop believing
are you telling me that I will NEVER hug a girl like her? that I was born and I will die and in the mean time I will NEVER get to cuddle and feel the warmth of a qtpie like her?
>>24062625
exactly
the sooner you embrace lady loneliness the better
she can be a charmfulf companion
People think THEY deserve love and affection and happiness , what most don't realize is that life is suffering and there is nothing for the majority of people
not everyone is borne for greatness and not everyone gets to be loved.
> be me
> 18, senior, live with parents
> laptops charger breaks so using the family computer (no vidya for the past couple weeks, charger arriving soon)
> decide to be on 4chan and reddit for a bit before masturabting
> decide to check history
> a billion reddit links, no 4chan (you fuckheads are in incognito), youtube cancer my brother watches (PRANK GONE WRONG OMG WOW LOL), news my dad watches...
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So your mom still need her pussy taken care of.. whats wrong baka
>18
I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT FAGGOT
>>24062255
that's nothing
>be me
>trying to replace the battery in my watch
>need a small screwdriver
>dad is out of town but i think I know where he keeps the kit for his glasses
>check the draw of his night stand
>something sticks to my hand
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robots, what is the creepiest, most perverted thing you have done? Or what is the most creepy, weird fetish you have?
>>24062201
Perviest thing I've done is probably making lasagna with a huge buttplug in my ass.
My fetish is being turned into a qt furry deer who is consequently brainwashed into being a slut.
I'm a pretty normal guy besides that though.
>>24062201
once one of my sister's friend slept in our house and i sniff her butt while she was sleeping in the night i will never forget the smell
>>24062201
used to masturbate while wearing my sister's underwear when i was 11 or 12.
What's it like to be autistic /r9k/?
>>24062088
feels good man
le shit nigger
>>24062088
It's ok.
My autism scares off other people but it also makes me not feel bad about being alone, so I'd say it's pretty good.
here I'll show you
Girls on /r9k/, has a boy ever seen you naked when you didn't want him to? Were you embarrassed?
My bf showed the nudes I sent him to his friends and they keep teasing me about it whenever I see em
>>24062084
what the fuck, how did you start a thread without an image
I don't have curtains, I bet at least one man has seen my gross fat body undressing.
Do you talk to yourself?
>>24061907
I do, mostly when I'm home alone or frustrated at something. Usually I write to myself in the form of a conversation, it helps give me perspective, I don't have anyone to give me advice so I try to take my own.
idk why I wouldn't, I'm super charming and witty
>>24061907
no.
yes. shut up
Anyone remember that anon that posted yesterday saying he was terminally ill and got to see Force Awakens? Turns out its legit lads. The movie is going to be terrible.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/disney-terminally-ill-star-wars-fan_563bda6de4b0307f2cacc750
its a star wars movie being directed by a jew that stars a black oogafloogamoogatrooga, some no name white girl, and a bunch of has-beens who are all washed the fuck up
of course its going to be shit
Welp now you've all decided it's going to be so awful, even if it isn't actually that bad, you've already made your minds up so we'll have yet more bitching online about how yet another movie is oh so bad and shitty. I plan on forming my own independent opinion once I've seen the movie myself.
Everybody hates everything thse days. Why don't you just NOT watch anything, you all hate everything so damn much so why do you even bother?
>>24061829
What does terminally ill person seeing it have to do with quality of the movie?
Is it naive to think women would be romantically interested in helping a 'bot out of "depression" (Poor lifestyle choices, poor mental health, and stagnation)?
yes
why would they want to bother when they could just fuck chad? Being angsty and sorrowful is not attractive in men.
they do enjoy fixing nearly perfect partners but that means getting chad to call his mother more, not becoming the waifu of some beta.
>>24061793
yes as long as you are good looking and or tall. those are the only two things you need to get women. your depression doesn't matter to women as long as you are tall or look good.
I would think not, but you would be treated as nothing more than a "project". This you would not be good enough for them and they would not stay with you unless you were able to show progress and become the boyfriend they wanted and I'm not sure I'm OK with that. It's kind of like getting a fat girl for a girlfriend and only staying with her if she is able to steadily lose weight.. it doesn't seem right.
I think having a loving gf would help a lot with depression, low self esteem and poor mental health in it's own right though. I would...
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Today is my birthday. Convince me to not kill myself.
>>24061766
u got dubs brother
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ANON, PLEASE GO AHEAD AND KILL YOURSELF!
>>24061766
toppest kek at this thread. do it phaggot