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if you don't care about anything does that mean you're an incomplete person?
It means you'll probably will have to do this all over again when you die.
Ask the universe, it will speak to you and let you know..
It means you're edgy and can't think for yourself.
>postmodernism
Post your work experience here.
>over 30
>only one "real job"
>it was over 12 years ago
I'm not going to make it am I? What is the point of getting a degree from uni when my work experience is this.
>>24054564
Have you studied on your own in the past 12 years? My situation is similar, except I've been studying like mad 7 days a week for the past few years.
>>24054564
>21
>Worked at my current job for about 2 years
>Currently in uni
>dad upset with me all through high school that Ive never had a real job.
>senior year get a tip from my cousin about an opening at her work.
>job at diner washing dishes.
>get it!
>everyone is super nice and the work is really simple.
>free turkey burgers n stuff.
Why don't robots just wash dishes? Its simple work and not too much social interaction.
>hey anon, have you seen that new meme?
>i bet anon goes on reddit, he looks like the type
>Ugh, it's 2015, i can't believe these people still think like that
>why are you so quiet
>tfw you find out he's engaged
>tfw you were always too shy to tell him how you felt
>tfw you want to crawl into a corner and just expire
>>24054470
Shut the fuck up cunt
>>24054470
>tfw 4/10
>tfw chad won't at me
>tfw chad will never talk to me
>tfw too socially inept to ever have a chance with chad
>tfw best friend is fat and 3/10 but really confident and loves herself and always gets chad
>fembot
Not sure if bait or bait
Saged
>tfw no money
>go on gay app
>old guy near me offers $100 to suck my dick at his place
>I agree as it's just a blowjob
>arrive there and he pays me
>he is slobbering at the thought of my twink body
>tfw he pulls down my pants and starts sucking me
>tfw looking down at his aged face consuming my dick all the way
>ohgodwhathaveidone.jpg
>tfw I leave 10 minutes later feeling ashamed with my $100 payment
This is not how I anticipated my life.
>tfw no old guy will suck your dick
>>24054440
You got paid to get your dick sucked? That's a bargain dude.
What's this app you speak of?
>tfw too shameful to whore myself,even online
Hiadi Hoe, Wagekeks. While you're rushing to work, choking down FILTHY leftovers or FAKE ENERGY BARS, I am ordering a subway sub by a qualified sandwich artist made just for me. I may even leave then a tip, since it was so personalized and they asked what I wanted. NEETS are treated like celebrities.
Us NEETS care about what we put into our bodies, and subway is trustworthy and freshly made. Why don't wageslaves care about their health?
>>24054381
So these threads are made ironically, right? Like, can you break facade for a second just to confirm that you're not being serious?
>>24054381
Thisis a good thread as always.
Be honest
Have you ever been a beta orbiter?
>>24054216
Probably. I get attached easily.
Of Course!
God I want Bane's jacket.
I don't think so. The one thing I notice about betaorbiters is that they always support the girl about whatever she's doing and compliment her and tell her she deserves the world and shit.
I talk to girls who are just friends but I keep it hands-off when it comes to their relationships and stuff. I'll listen but if she complains about her bf, I won't tell her she's right or that she deserves better or anything like that. I just listen and let her vent.
Starting a thing where every girl i sleep with from now on i will try to get them to take a pic in this sweater of mine that i dont wear anymore. I will also not wash it i want it to smell like a mixture of everygirl put together. This is what i have so far. Anyone else do anything similar or have some kind of scrapbook?
>>24054131
Back when I was a semi-chad and actually used to bring girls over I used to do this with a pair of slippers. They ended up having the feet smell of all the girls I brought home and a few others like my cousins.
These days however I don't go outside and the smell has faded. Oh well.
>>24054150
Nice! I wish I had a foot fetish
>>24054131
cool thing
>The desert goes on forever
>Somewhere in the oblivion, you find the rumbling ground
>Smoke hisses from the sand all around you
>You fall to your knees, and from the Earth erupts a merciful effigy of time and space
>It speaks to you
"You may ask now, wanderer, and I shall answer truthfully."
Ask away, r9k, and the Obelisk will answer.
Dubs triggers the Obelisk back into the sands.
Trips spawns another, identical, Obelisk. Both will speak, but one shall lie.
Quads summons Krashtu, Watcher of the Gates
>tfw no mysterious desert novel series for me to read
>>24054126
Will I ever make it, brah?
>>24054126
Will i ever collect all element lels?
>parents never together
>he pumped and dumped
>she was psychotic
>in between both their houses, all my life hear nothing but how much a piece of shit the other person is
>mom says go to college, get good grades, but never supports me financially or emotionally Didnt like my college choice or the fact that I didnt wanna live at her house while going to college (read psycho bitch, no way I was doing that)
>in high school she and her shitty fat husband scream berate physically abuse me every fucking day for at least 3 hours a day
>constantly threaten to pull me out of band and school, the only things keeping me sane
>they keep banning me from hanging out with people
>mom threw hid/spent the college fund, didn't help me, bought my sister 2 cars after my sis got pregnant and failed high school
>dad says nothing but "get a good job join the navy"
>working 36+ hour overnight shifts and not sleeping at least once a week to stay on top of schoolwork in a premed/psychology double major
>my fucking dad who never wanted me supports my endeavors more than my psychotic mom who wanted me so bad she was seducing every coworker she could find
And I'm expected to succeed. It's amazing I swung above a 3.0 with the shit Ive had to do. With the shit my fucking parents buy and how much they spoil my sister it's a wonder how I've gone 5-6 months of my life literally starving because my mother couldn't be bothered to fucking help me when I needed it.
Now I just wanna bite the bullet and join the military just to pay off my student loans, and that's fine. But it seems like going in as an officer might not be an option, a 3.026 isn't that competitive, they made it sound like. Well, they said "3.0 is competitive" but the way they phrased it made it seem like it was an "eehh".
I owe the school 6k still because I spent my loans on food because, you know, I was starving and my work hours got cut for a while, so that means I technically don't have my diploma.
I was created to fail.
Nice blog, where do I subscribe?
>>24054058
Nice personal blog, m8.
>>24054058
The moment you identify something as detrimental or "fucked up" to your development, you have complete and total control over it. You have identified and isolated what you think is wrong.
Anything else, like your whole blogpost is as stupid as saying "woe is me! I can't do anything! I can't do anything to change it!"
Quit being a fatalist faggot and change your outlook. Better yet quit everything and become homeless and live in the wild. That way we can keep you away from the keyboard.
Is it true that you basically can't get a job in the US if you're a really introverted guy?
>>24053977
Yeah, a lot of companies actually look for online presence when they're looking at your application. But let's say that's a small part of the selection process, even then you'll have to be good at talking to the interviewers. It's retarded as hell.
>>24053977
I got a job as an introvert desu senpai
It actually helped me a lot and I'm less introverted now. I got the job through my mom though and I was a total sperg during the interview.
Not really. It makes it harder, but really you're just giving yourself excuses.
> MFW going to smoke my first weed today
Help me robots, I'm nervous
>>24053975
Say bruh pass that loud
don't puke in the tent
they will make you clean it and it's be super embarrasing
>>24053975
you will be fine sepai
Do you get depressed when you see happy couples kiss?
>>24053878
No, I just don't feel anything about that. That just doesnt relate to me.
Yeah, of course. And when they're talking, or walking together, or just standing together. Or just existing.
Yes. The sadness builds slowly, bit by bit every time I see it. It will soon reach a point where I can't carry the burden anymore.
I'm going to dump my personal collection of women no nudes. Tell me if I have good taste
>>24053872
http://i.imgur.com/WqYBMT2.jpg
>>24053872
http://i.imgur.com/fciWZrr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WVb3aMW.jpg
>>24053872
>Them thighs
Oh sweet Mary and Joseph
It's my 28th birthday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGxKErL369U
>>24053870
Go suck 28 birthday dicks
No one cares.
Birthdays are irrelevant since life expectancy grew to larger than 35.
>>24053902
this, but either way happy birthday OP
