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>go to Subway to have the new Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki (gotta eat fresh)
>This gourmet specialty is a flavorful blend of tender teriyaki glazed chicken strips and our own fat free sweet onion sauce. Served hot and toasted on freshly baked bread, Mike Trout calls this protein packed power hitter his favorite sub. And with a taste so big, you wont believe it has less than 6g of fat!
and all for only 5.99 USD! its incredible!
Who /spicyitalian/ here?
I used to love those but I got violently ill after eating one once, now just the smell makes me want to vomit. I envy you anon
>>24055415
Fuck you... I Want one.... NOW
>play Dota
>been on a losing streak for the past couple of days
>lose again
>play CSGO instead
>MM puts me in unbalanced games, quit
>finally get in a 0-0 game
>get votekicked without having played a single round
>play deathmatch
>get oneshot constantly, not even on scoreboard
Like in life, I just can't win.
Stop playing video games.
I shouldn't be browsing 4chan either so easier said than done I guess
Decrease your mouse sensitivity.
>>24055429
The lower the better
You do realized that 96% of your problems would be solved with a simple, steady income right?
You do realize that actually retarded people get jobs everyday right?
you do realize that english-less, illiterate, poor, uneducated, malnourished immigrants get jobs every day in this country, right?
you do realize even attempting to refute this is the reason you are a failure right?
you do realize?
right?
>>24055360
you're a fucking moron. My hatred for normans is an inextinguishable fire raging inside of me
>>24055360
No, and assuming most haven't tried that proves this is b8
>>24055360
Anybody can get a shitty job, but it's harder to get a well-paying job. Fuck you and your opinions.
Why are women so vapid and materialistic?
>>24055273
Because if they weren't, they'd be men.
I'm materialistic despite not being a woman
Women, low test men, homosexuals, and niggers are like this too.
Essentially anyone without a strong feeling of inner self worth.
They align themselves to whatever is powerful and think through the transitive property it will carry onto them.
Whenever you look toward an external source for power its not a good call and you're just a faggot.
Women are all faggots by definition.
At 32yo even If I wanted to improve myself now and stop being a social retard, how am I supposed to keep up with people who have been interacting with girls since their early teens? By this point I have become such a nervous wreck I can't even ask her to hang out with me because I know I WILL make it awkward. And I'm an extreme introvert to the point where saying hi to coworkers is a herculean feat. A worse fear is that people around us will laugh at me for being so awkward with a girl. And also because I'm horny to a pervert level (years of pent up sexual frustration and watching perverted shit) I will blush and shake like a fucking weirdo. So yeah, I don't think you can improve yourself past a certain age. You guys in your 20 can make up for the lost development processes. No amount of PUA wisdom, medicine or therapy can help me now.
stop giving a fuk dude
>>24055239
>>24055253
yeah op, listen to the 12 year old, just don't give a fuck, it's that simple right? just don't give a fuck like him!
>>24055253
It's come to the point of mental illness. From years of frustration and self hatred my brain has been rewired to always put me down and sabotage me.
Is it gay to suck your own dick and get turned on by the sensation of pre-cum on your tongue?
>>24055117
You can solve that dilemma by gaining a few dozen lbs probably.fugg my life
How do you suck your own dick???
>>24055285
by not being fat
How much does a gram cost?
A gram of what?
>>24055106
15 for some regular shit, 20 for that extra yafeelme
I think he means a single graham cracker.
>was supposed to read a /lit/ type book at the beginning of the semester
>didn't do it
>in a few minutes the professor's gonna give a quiz on the books and it's worth 40% of my grade
wat do?
Is it multiple choice? If so just guess most of you answers. Just google the key events of it and within a few hours you should know enough.
>>24055029
nah, mate, it's full on essay mode
read a summary of the plot/key events somewhere online.
TFW when creepy father and no cute bf to come over my bedroom and watch anime with.
>TFW when
>tfw no weeb gf
>>24054927
what about a gf with a penis?
>>24054895
Did you draw that?
Greentext us your creepy father's creepy actions.
a month and a half ago someone posted a "your roll is how many pushups you have to do" thread
I could do 3. felt real bad so I decided it was time to do finally something about it.
with the encouragement of this board I just finished 50 pushups with 15 of them in one single go. thanks for the support everyone, you can do it too!
>>24054766
I miss being able to do 100 push-ups in a row...
I can't even support my body weight enough to do the start of a pushup. Wew lad.
>>24054766
Now just do it every day. i believe in you anon.
All of my friends went to an outdoor forest rave, I planned on going but o got extremely sick. Si while my friends are getting drunk and parting there life out, I'm stuck home watching rick and morty.
> I hate the flew session.exe
>>24054750
No plan have to work tomorrow
KILL MEEE
>>24054750
contemplating at which time I want to take my last klonopin
my life sucks everyday of the week
What do you think is next for her career?
>>24054733
I think she would look good with black.
>>24054733
>you will never have the ultimate titcow suck you off with her amazing cow tongue
Why won't she just do hardcore?
ITT: Shit only normies enjoy
>>24054609
Fuck off you piece of shit faggot.
Anyone who doesn't like fallout should be culled.
>>24054660
I like Fallout, just not Bethesda Fallouts.
>>24054609
Here's your reply buddy :^)
Enjoy it
if you don't care about anything does that mean you're an incomplete person?
It means you'll probably will have to do this all over again when you die.
Ask the universe, it will speak to you and let you know..
It means you're edgy and can't think for yourself.
>postmodernism
Post your work experience here.
>over 30
>only one "real job"
>it was over 12 years ago
I'm not going to make it am I? What is the point of getting a degree from uni when my work experience is this.
>>24054564
Have you studied on your own in the past 12 years? My situation is similar, except I've been studying like mad 7 days a week for the past few years.
>>24054564
>21
>Worked at my current job for about 2 years
>Currently in uni
>dad upset with me all through high school that Ive never had a real job.
>senior year get a tip from my cousin about an opening at her work.
>job at diner washing dishes.
>get it!
>everyone is super nice and the work is really simple.
>free turkey burgers n stuff.
Why don't robots just wash dishes? Its simple work and not too much social interaction.
