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Friday nightzz boii
Who else gets drunk alone talks to online friends then when they all go offline realize how much of a lonely sack of shit you really are?
Where my robots at
>he has online friends
Get a load of mr normie here
>>24056232
Cat has a 2 hour long anti-muslim speech incoming on coutnerstrike tonight.
>>24056232
Op here
>tfw you reach in and it's your last drink
I'm not tired enough yet
What do I do palz?
I'm a failed normie in every sense of the word. Tall, white, well spoken, not socially awkward or angst, etc.
I just can't repress the actuality of reality like my peers do. They're perfectly fine with living hedonistic lifestyles fueled by an ingrained narcissism that they most likely inherited from their parents. I was never taught to just cover my own ass and be happy with what I got, but instead I was raised to question, doubt, and never take anything for granted.
Now, whenever I walk down the street, I just see the errors of society and how rotten it is. I can't relate to "normal" discussions about politics or famous people or so on. It bores me to death listing to petty opinions, and my peers get off put whenever I try to bring up a topic that I want to discuss.
I feel more and more lonely for every day that goes on like this. I have a very hard time finding people I can relate to, and I have wholly given up on finding a girl.
I know this will get a lot of "le edgy fedora tipping" replies, but I know some of you can relate.
>>24056211
you're too narcisistic to live "degenerate" lifestyle.
lament your fate, cry your eyes out, anything to convince yourself you don't actually enjoy the "misery".
>>24056211
it's called existential dread. Every one has it, it's just that robots let it rule there lives, and think they're somehow the only ones afflicted. It's simply the human condition,OP. You either let it rule you and have your head in the past and the future, filled with worry; or you take control and force yourself to live in the moment and not worry about things you can't control.
>>24056211
Good, you have the most basic foundation in place. Now acquire an artistic trade. If you're lucky, you might be able to ascend before you die.
But I doubt it.
Just a reminder that Black people CANNOT be robots whatsoever.
As a Black you are shown as the ultimate sex thing by the Media thanks to a wondering merchant. All women of the world are brainwashed to find them attractive.
Black women are shown as the ultimate victim of everyone and everything.
Here is more proof.
Time to stop projecting your fetisch now /pol/.
>>24056201
This.
Niggers get automatic cool points just for being niggers and all white/asian women want to bang them because OMG BLACK DICK xD and BLACK RAPPERS ARE SOOOOO BAD xD
There's no such thing as a "blackbot".
Why is it that people always unload their shit on me? I don't get it. Every time that I've been with someone, guy or girl, they always end up spilling all this heavy shit on me. Why me? What makes me the one to take all this shit?
Stop unloading your shit onto me, faggot
>>24056154
Do you mean they bully and belittle you?
Or do you mean they use you as someone to complain to?
If it's the latter it's probably because you come across as a good listener.
>>24056154
they probably tell everyone not just you to be honest family
My personal rules for flirting & dating & relationship - beginners edition.
SECTION #1 - THE BASIC ESSENTIALS
1. If you're a NEET , get a job or get into college .
You CAN pull a girl if you're an unemployed hack that's going nowhere but for
you inexperienced hardcase newbies it's going to be near impossible. Stick with me
2. If you're obese workout and lose weight. Again , you can pull chicks if you're fat , but not if you have no experience at all . It's going to teach you discipline which is important for everything else from here on.
3.Balding? Ugly ? Shitty teeth? short ?
Do what you can with what you have. get a hairstyle that compliments your baldiness or cut that shit off completely . If you're ugly , you're ugly . Deal with it or get surgery . If you have shitty teeth , go to a dentist. If you can't pay the dentist , get a job ( you should've already had a job ) Get a loan . Fix your shit , pay the loan with your job. It's your teeth . If it's important to you then it's worth it . If you're short , become and entitled , little asshole . Puff your shit up , stand straight , take space . Be a little fucking pimp. It shows.
4.If you lack social skills start talking to people in general . Flirting is a social skill . But basic chit-chat is more important than flirting. It's the baseline. Social SKILLS are exactly that . SKILLS . Repetition is the mother of skill . Do it until you're comfortable chatting strangers. If you have a mental illness that prevents you from socializing get your shit to a professional . Do what has to be done.
5.Get a clothing style that SUITS YOU . That means if you're a rocker there are modern rocker clothes for you to wear . Same for metalheads , punks , everything in between. GET CLOTHES THAT FIT . Doesn't have to be anything complex , just a nice set of clothes that look good on you .
SECTION#2 - 1 STEP 2 STEPS
Now you can comfortably hold a conversation with a stranger for more than 2 minutes , you're not an obese ball of lard and tears , you don't smell like rotten eggs , you have a pretty normal hairstyle and your clothes are 1 step up from dad clothes. Now what.
1. Start going out . It's going to feel weird , you will cry , you will panic , you will hate it , and you will hate yourself . You must do it non-theless . Courage is defined as doing things that scare you by defying your fears. Walk into a pub , a bar , whatever. Buy a soda if you're not into alcohol and just chat the first person that seems most approachable to you .
2.It doesnt matter if she/he finds you hot or not . As long as you have a friendly chit chat chances she/he will be friendly to you as well. Learn to enjoy going out . It's essential . JUST FUCKING DO IT . Just go out . LEARN to enjoy it . LEARN . If you don't enjoy it , go out until you do . Sometimes you'll get burnt out . It's ok . It happens to everyone . Take a small break , and then try again . Learn to socialize with strangers.
3.Flirting . This is where the iron gets hot . Flirting isn't hit or miss . A woman's attraction is like a volume knob . If you're a 10/10 calvin klein model her knob will immediately shoot high . If you're Shrek her knob will immediately shoot to zero. For most people , knobs go from 5-6 out of 10.
ITS UP TO YOU TO LOWER OR RAISE THE ATTRACTION KNOB. Flirting works like chit chat , except it's more playful , challenging and fun. Just put in the work .
Now , you might ask , " Anon , but I am fun playful and fun with my friends. "
What separates friends from potential lovers is physicality . Touching on the arm , on the shoulder . On the waist . These are places where friends don't really touch . Getting close , getting into her personal space. That's how you show you are a lover , not a friend.
just be yerself bruh
I ain't reading that wot, normie
Do you think having a gf would be fun? I do not mean having sex and getting your dick sucked. I mean the whole package. Someone calling you whenever and want to talk. And someone who wants to go out on trips/restaurants/opera whatever.
I thought not having to deal with the other shit was one of the perks of being a robot. But then a normie said it was a great deal of fun. Going out with your girl. Looking at weird things in stores and laugh at them together. Cuddling each others genitals without cuming and so on.
What do you think it is like overall?
>>24056136
Yes.
Up until she finds someone hotter and richer and leaves you.
All women are whores. Selfish. Heartless.
I want one, but only if shes like minded.
Sounds fucking awesome, you could talk on and on about dumb shit but still have fun, you could go do things together, couple's activities are now an option. Cuddling, and chilling all the time.
Fuck it sounds really nice.
>>24056136
>wants to talk
HAHAHAHHA
Women want a rock.
They want to unload themselves and their day on you. If they sense any weakness from you they go find another rock. It's a one way street
Anybody here who lost his virginity to a prostitute?
Do you regret it?
Did you become more self confident afterwards?
I'm 24 and I'm seriously thinking about it.
>>24056057
It won't make you confident, you will just realize that you're probably overrating it
Jesus christ youre already 24? Im a kissless virgin at 19 and I'm ugly as fuck, but nothing surgery cant fix. If im a virgin at 24 i'd find a hooker ASAP man.
>>24056057
>Anybody here who lost his virginity to a prostitute?
yes
>Do you regret it?
no
>Did you become more self confident afterwards?
yes, but it wears out over time
>I'm 24 and blah blah
YESTERDAY, YOU SAID TOMORROW
meaning yes, don't even think about being 24 and remaining a virgin for another day.
Where do I get a gf like this?
>>24055959
http://www.ebay.com/bhp/anime-body-pillow
>nowhere
Sorry anon
>>24055959
Not in this world
I'll write a poem about whatever topic you choose.
If a topic is repeated I won't respond.
>>24055911
Write a poem about Smug Wojak.
>>24055911
umbilical cords.
Make it snappy.
>>24055966
Feeling superior
Got no GF
Ain't got no whore
Doesn't matter in the end
When the normies hit the floor
>tfw no bf to bully me
>tfw no bf to dress me up as a qt girl and dominated me
I'd bully you OP.
But you should always dress like the proper girl you are.
If I dress you it's probably going to be in the kind of clothes you can't leave the house in, and only I get to see.
>>24055791
Is this a new maymay?
>>24055791
Atleast you get bullied on here because you are a fucking faggot and should kill yourself
>there are teenagers with more sexual experience than you
There are a lot of things worth getting jealous over, being a kid who threw away his future and freedom isn't one of them
>>24055785
>im so jealous of this pregnant teenager who ruined her and her boyfriends life
theyre both just ruining their lives and will literally go nowhere in life'shit 10 bucks says the boy leaves her and the girl aborts it
kids now a days are fucking idiots and have no sexual control
for gods sake, 12 year olds are having sex, what's next, toddlers?
http://conservative-headlines.com/2015/01/pregnant-german-girl-burned-alive-by-turkish-immigrants/
>german girl starts dating and fucking one of the muslim 'refugees'
>get pregnant
>her 'boyfriend' wants her to abort the baby
>she refuses not to abort the sandnigger larvae parasite growing inside her
>gets killed and burned at a local park. Body found the next day
Coal burner gets herself burned aswell. I will sleep tonight. German keks to the max.
So much diversity tolerance ;^)
>go out with boy
>he murders you
And they say females can't be robots.
>>24055828
>completely ignores the sandnigger part
Oy vey roastie slut, oy vey indeed.
>>24055955
>posts on /r9k/ instead of /pol/
Did you ever have a moment where you could have gotten stacy? I've gotten tons and fucked up everytime
Not Stacey as in 'a popular, hot but bitchy girl'. But if you mean generally cute girls who are nice and interested in me then yes.
>this makes you a normie reeee fuck you rrreeeee
I don't care.
>Be me, 7th grade
>Qt approaches and ask if I want to go out with her
>She says it in a loud, somewhat sarcastic tone
>Didn't take it seriously
>Just paused for a moment then carried on thinking it was joke
>Later that day a couple of her friends approach me telling me I'm a jerk for ignoring her like that and that she was serious
>Feelsbatman.jpg
>Go see her at her locker looking very upset
>"H- hello, I'm sorry for upsetting you, I thought you were just joking."
>"I just wanted to talk to you for once anon. You're always quiet and look depressed so I though I'd see if you wanted to talk and maybe hang out."
>I can tell by her eyes that she's been crying
>Hug her and tell her I'm sorry and I'll do anything with her.
>She tells me It would be too awkward after that but she accepts my apology
>She moves about 3 months later
>>24055738
You're only a normie if you succeed don't worry
>there are billions of people that believe in some fantasy god of some kind
>people literally get trampled to death trying to please their not-even-gracious lord
lmao
Tfw even your fucking psychologist tells you to be more "spiritual"
>>24055626
>there are about 10 lashing out against others on an internet discussion board.
>More attractive than every fucking supposed "fembot" on here
>they still won't touch me
It's illogical. I'm actually BETTER than them and I'm still not good enough.
I don't get it
>>24055544
It doesn't matter how virtuous you are
you don't have a vagina
people won't do anything for you
sorry
>>24055590
But I deserve their worthless vaginas at the very least
Same OP
I'm actually not bad looking and girls like me but i'm a failier at life and never had sex
