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I got a first date with a girl tonight. But I gotta script out a bunch of different conversation starters before hand so I don't instantly spill my spaghetti when there's an awkward silence.
What are some topics that I should bring up? Or what are some kinda weird off the wall things that femanons think are funny/cute on dates?
>I gotta script out a bunch of different conversation starters before hand so I don't instantly spill my spaghetti when there's an awkward silence
Here's where you fucked up, dude.
You just need tobe yourself
Ask her about herself, bitches love that.
Also talk about music, films, and other normie stuff in general
>>24063591
If you watch a lot of normie TV shows (Walking Dead, Game of Thrones), and you have that in common, you'll immediately have 15 minutes of conversation material.
Similar story for recent movies.
>tfw just fapped for the first time in my life
Holy shit i blew a huge load this feels amazing.
Why do we need women again?
>>24063585
How did you not know about it?
>>24063585
I wanked for the first time a few months ago. First time feels pure what the fuck amazing, but it loses it's edge after a while.
I still haven't
Are red pillers even more irritating than SJW? Could you imagine going through life with this kind of bullshit swimming through your head.
something something horseshoe.
just remember that they make up a tiny part of the population and move on with your life.
>>24063482
That really isn't that scalding. It must be nice to think you're all that. Sad times.
Just looks like your mind trailed off into another thought. Not a very clear thinker.
>>24063482
how autistic is this guy
what the fuck is senior endorsed? Are they like honorary members of that community?
If so this is sad as fuck kek
What does it mean when you're "cute" to other girls?
>>24063441
why would you care?
>>24063441
Depends. Usually means you're a kekaloo
It's a generic term they use when they have nothing genuinely positive to say.
/bulgarifeel/ anyone ? are there actually any bulgarians on here, or slavs in general
>>24063407
back to >>>/int/
tfw no slav gf
>>24063407
I doubt there's any Bulgarians here, they have more important things to do like surviving and getting clean water
t. American
who else /desperatelywantsfriends/ here?
>be lonely,friendless ginger
>tfw want to make a friend
>knows he has the same interests as i do
>cant bother to ask him to play video games with me
what hurts more,lonliness or the chance of rejection?
>tfw no one ever asks you to play video games
Just do it
>>24063523
all he does is talk to his steam friends on skype during class
how do i ask without looking nosy
>>24063367
>I desperately want friends
>not enough to ask, though
Alrighty then.
Threads getting deleted editionNow with less singing
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>>24063309
Singing is okay, but only if some qt who actually can sing does it, on vocaroo, with a song yandere-related, at least a bit.
>>24063349
>>Yandere Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1005508
Is this still a thing or?
>>24063511
How can I know, fellow anon? Imho either it's very new or one from many months ago and mostly dead.
ITT: We rate races by most beta to most chad
Most beta
>mexicans
>indians
>japanese/korean/chinese
>arabs
>whites
>niggers
Most chad
>races
>mexicans
>>24063275
Mexicans arent always beta, essay
I think koreans are by far
>>24063275
whites>anything
prove me wong (=
Don't you hate that feeling?
Is she prego?
>>24063198
My God. When did she get so fucking hot?
>>24063219
>so fucking hot
anon...
>tfw i realise i was oribiting and need to derail
>tfw today i say her make up makes her looks like a ghost
>tfw she said she doesnt wanna talk to me today
>tfw shes now going to dinner at a mall with another guy right now
I just saved myself from a shitload of pain and hurt before i fall for her too hard. Shes been using my food card and eatting meals with me lately because i get 50% off the caf prices ( she pays me back ofc). Ive been walking home and to school with her bc we now eat breakfast together (my food card again) and we walk back cause we leave at same time usually. I realise i need to derail or else id just become another tool and today had proven it. Learn my lesson my fellow online friends, love is dangerous and dont become part or her solar system. They will only drag you down (literally ive been walking home slower these days) and make you a weak version of yourself. Be alone or with like minded people and doing whatever you want is the best and im sure this will get you where you want to go.
>>24063179
good job robot. never let anyone take advantage of you always be the best version of yourself
>>24063179
Nice on senpai. Never put a roastie before yourself.
>>24063216
Now the only problem left is that we are in same major and see each other often. Im not quite sure how i will stop her from using my food card since im too nice and cant being myself to say no.
who else got /confidence boosted/ today?
>be me
>high school
>kids playing game called "Kill,Fuck,Mary"
>8/10 girl playing
>i was chosen
>she chose fuck
>happy.gif
>6/10 girls goes
>also chooses fuck
feels good man
>>24063041
>>high school
here comes the ban m80
You must be 18 years of age or older to post on 4chan.org.
>>24063041
I went to Olive Garden and the qt waitress gave me her number
Too beta to call it but it did boost my confidence.
I'm fucking sick of all of these needy, emotional, sexual being all around me. Every last human being should die, including all of you. Maybe if I was the last person alive I would finally feel some peace.
Just commit suicide then, you'll have your reprieve.
>>24063054
Why should I be the one to die?
Everyone else should.
>>24063004
do you hate all the engineers who created the hubble space telescope and in turn allowed the universe to essentially discover itself
So I used the heavenly blessed beauty pasta and got replies what do familia
H-help!
Only you my lady. I was compelled to pen these lines by your celestial beauty.
I always feel that those crying laughs are to mock the recipient.
>>24062976
i hate women they don't deserve me
Mgmt - congratulations
Pond - man it feels like space again
Grateful dead - Europe '72
R8 me m8s
Bump? Anybody?
>>24062871
Mgmt are fookin gr8.
I dont know anyothers.
Mine is:
Sticky fingers - land of pleasure
Fat freddys drop - based on a true story
Kev brown - how i do ( cant actually remember the album name.)
>>24063328
Kev brown - i do what i do
Post whatever something and I'll read it on my sexy spic accent
>>24062836
I'm a queer androgynous pansexual transnigger
Say it
>>24062836
I'm voting for Trump
>>24062836
>sexy
>spic
??????
