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I think of swallowing bleach sometimes
Sounds like an awfully painful suicide.
Morphine is not that hard to get.
>>24065904
I deserve to suffer.
>>24065904
I don't want to commit suicide I just want to see what it tastes like
anime edition
post slags
doing a poo lads
*walks towards you*
Hi, I just took a night walk.
I parked my bike somewhere and went walking to some places where I sometimes haven't been since I was very young.
First I went through a park, looked at a children's farm (bassicly where kids can look at chickens and bunnies and stuff). I saw that some things had changed and walked on.
Then I heard some music and people talking in the distance and I decided not to go there and go towards a big street. Almost there I saw a car going pretty fast and making noise. He abruptly stopped and drove in a circle. I walked and it looked like it was heading for me and I thought that the thread I saw on here might have been true. That if you posted in it you would die within 48 hours, so I just kept walking at normal pace.
Turn out that drunk dude wanted to drive another circle, after that he drove of. Now I'm almost at the big street.
Once there I heard something kinda squeking. I looked to my right and saw a grey car with someone in there. I kept on walking towards the library and looked at the openings times. (not that it matters because I rarely go there and it is googable) Then I looked back at the grey car and saw someone with long hair sitting next to the person in the driver seat so I assumed something lewd was going on there (KEK).
I went walking and saw the pool where I learned to swim and sometimes went with school, I kinda wanted to sit there but the ground was all wet.
I didn't want to walk all the way down the big street so I made my way back. My legs were kinda hurting at this point. I saw my bike and spotted a person, I tried to put my key in the lock but it was dark so I was kinda fiddling around, then that guy ran off.
Biking back to my house I decided to just look around my neighbourhood, now I'm back inside.
Anyway this post doesn't serve any purpose but what does? Thanks for reading I guess, just wanted to share it.
Do you guys have any stories like this? Please share.
>>24065469
I sometimes go for a cycle at night. Just aimlessly, looking around places a few miles from my house that I'm vaguely familiar with.Like, I get off work at 10 and just don't want to go home. I find it almost like meditation or exploration. Or like I've a purpose or something to do. I don't know. Did you enjoy your walk?
Yeah it's pretty nice to be outside at night, I should really do it more often.
This walk was kinda mixed because I went in feeling pretty shitty becuase I have pretty much no friends and everything just feels meaningless.
The walk was nice just getting memories and stuff, I saw a thread yesterday or the day before and though fuck it why not.
>>24065469
Wish I did this more, OP. Last Summer I would bike or drive for a while at night and just listen to music and think. very calming imo
>"So how was your weekend anon?"
>"Who do you hang out with anyway?"
how do you respond?
Jokes on you no half friends to ask me these questions
Just tell them the truth
I honestly just don't care
>>24065508
Those are not friends, they are you co workers you NEET
ITT: Girl names that cute girls have. Not hot Stacies with big tits, but cute girls that seem like they would be actual gf material. I'll start:
Ashleigh
Lynne
Emma
Kiara
Sian (Sharn)
Deanne (Deearn)
Maeve
Taylor
Kristen
Rose
Briana
holy shit its Fritz the cat
>>24065491
It's a pretty good reaction image desu. I just found it in my camera roll from when I took accidentally took a screenshot while I was watching it.
>>24065561
Sure, but it does not fit here.
What are you drinking tonight brobots?
Pic related
>>24065380
Dubra, like always -_-
>>24065380
Drinking gin tonight, switched over from beer recently and it is pretty good.
Feeling great now, sadly it took me half a bottle to get here.
Cheers all.
STEEL
Mass shooting are just moronic. You kill maybe 20 people, and then you've either gotta off yourself or get offed by the cops.
Let's face it. Guns don't kill people. At least, they don't kill enough people.
What we need is fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOzfq9Egxeo
A single fire can kill hundreds, even thousands if you know what your doing, and all that you have to do is set the blaze and then get out. If you're good, know one ever finds out you did it.
Bombs kill even more people.A nuke can be constructed easily if we have some radioactive materials and use the cannon method to activate it,in truth.
>>24065424
Both of those are really difficult to do.
Anyone can start a fire.
That's what makes this method so effective.
>>24065265
>a fire
As long as there isn't a nationwide collective of trained teams dedicated to prevent and "fight" fires, you should be fine.
>tfw haven't been laid since last february and haven't gone outside since september
Am I a failed normie now?
>>24065254
>don't go outside
>expect to get laid
Either shit b8 or retarded.
Normies don't exist and we're not special.
>>24065319
>Normies don't exist
Firemen don't exist, some people just put out fires for a living.
Karl Marx never ran a company, never held political office, never oversaw any accounts, never held a job -- any job. He was supported throughout his life by his friend Friedrich Engles, the son of a wealthy factory owner.
Was he one of you guys, since he wasn't a wageslave?
a fairly mischevious NEET if you ask me.
Still doesn't invalidate his critique.
>>24065695
how is it valid to begin with?
Why is /r9k/ been getting more and more racist?
It needs to stop.
Niggers need to go
Because fuck niggers and spics.
Has /r9k/ been getting more and more racist?
It needs to continue.
Wagekeks, why do you agree to work overtime? As for me, I'm going on a date with a 9/10 from okc. We are going to Subway because I wanna show her that unlike Wagekeks who eat their own seamen, I care about my health
. Us NEETS put the upmost importance in our bodies and minds.
Lol Wagekeks are gonna drown their sorrows of slavery in spirits and liquor
Also, she said she respected my lifestyle and that men who work aren't real men. She says she's willing to put out because of my alpha personality.
>>24065152
Taking a girl to subway on your first date. Gee anon, how did you ever get a reservation.
When the fuck is the archive coming back?
Never
You only have yourself to blame
>but beta uprising school shooting lol!
>>24065193
>r9k is one person
At least try to think.
moe.archive is gone forever
desustorage is the new spot, groove brotha
> tfw you get curved by your oneitis
> tfw you still imagine being with him anyway
> get drunk and cyber stalk him
> tfw god won't send you someone new to obsess over so you can stop being so fucking thirsty
IT'S ABOUT TO BE THREE YEARS SENPAI, WHY WON'T HE SEND ME A QT SO I CAN MOVE ON AND NOT EXPERIENCE THE PAIN OF BEING ALONE FOR THE HOLIDAYS FOR 22 CONSECUTIVE YEARS
>>24065084
I feel this deep in my bones, sis
Wanna talk
>>24065084
So women do this too? Where's my qt stalker? Is she hiding someplace outside my house? I really hope so
Male anons of /r9k/, please vote in this poll.
http://strawpoll.me/5939129
>>24065002
disagree, respect the right to speak
Filter fembot and ignore all threads
>>24065103
>respect the right to speak
look who's new to the board
women have no place here
>>24065002
They should fuck off.
They already control the entirety of reddit so why do they have to come here?
What does it mean when a girl tells you that you're kind of good looking? It's a nice way to say that you're ugly?
"you ain't look that bad", but without the word bad in it. It's a nice way of saying that you are in the middle
>>24064920she's trying to say "don't talk to me, freak"
What's the deal with that pic, OP?
>>24064920
Grassyass
