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>tfw I missed out on teenage love
>>24060009
>tfw missed out on pretty much everything
My life is so boring that i have nothing to look back to.
If it's any consolation, you never had a chance so you can't really blame yourself.
>>24060118
>My life is so boring that i have nothing to look back to.
jesus christ I know this feel
Am I the most autistic person on 4chan?
>>24059993
no because that would be an accomplishment
>>24060019
2nd most, maybe?
>>24059993
there's always a bigger fish senpai
can we name the robot?
Hubertus?
Mephistopheles.
Fitting name for a beast of originality.
>>24060000
The quads have spoken
>attend a shitty liberal arts school in the northeast
>everyone here is a hipster SJW feminazi/nu-male Othello tumblr incarnate
>casual sex is rampant across campus--degeneracy is everywhere you look
>there is currently a MASSIVE HIV outbreak across campus
>administration is trying to keep it quiet
>all these fucking whores are freaking out
>have seen multiple groups of mostly girls crying sporadically outside over the past couple of days
DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ENGAGE IN WHOREISH BEHAVIOR, YOU DUMB FUCKS?
std's are natures way of punishing degeneracy
What school do you go to? I want to know.
LOVE IT SENPAI
Why aren't there more women like this?
>>24059946
Literally Nazi ideology
Also literally the only correct ideology
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>24059946
More white men date outside their race than white women
>Why aren't there more women like this?
True mental retardation is relatively rare, fortunately.
>"Gosh listen to all that rain Anon. Winter really has arrived. But as long as I have here you beside me I don't mind how cold or dark it gets outside. I love you Anon"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbkhlp7IWG0]
these threads are so cringy, no one talks like that outside of animes you virgin.
>>24059954
>implying we want reality
>"We're in this together Anon! Please don't be so silent and keep what's bothering you to yourself. Anon you've been there so many times when I've needed someone to talk to, please let me be that person for you in return. I love so you much Anon and I hate to see you when you're hurting like this!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuDg3xZp0aQ]
Every time someone is suicidal one of the first things that people always tell them is that they shouldn't do it because the pain they are experiencing now is temporary and that they will feel better again sometime. But is there any point to living for this reason if you end up feeling worse eventually? All the times I have been suicidal I've managed to hold out on the belief that I will feel better sometime, but these times are so short lived. I will feel better for a couple days before I sink back into an even deeper depression. I probably spend 10% of my time feeling even remotely happy. The rest is just varying degrees of sadness. I'm starting to think that these small glimmers of hope aren't worth living through all the bad times for and that suicide is a logical solution as I'm getting rid of more negative feelings than any positive one.
>>24059858
>Is there any point in living?
Nope
>>24059898
I'm really desperate here honestly. I know /r9k/ isn't the ideal place to have a serious discussion but I have no where else to go. Do you think that someone who is overall much more unhappy than happy in life should commit suicide?
I hate my life. I don't have any reason for living.
Too afraid of pain to an hero.
Just got back from Olive Garden, AMA
>>24059823
Are you a shill?
>>24059823
I'm always disappointed by how slow they are to refill the breadsticks.
Same with Red Lobster and their cheddar bay biscuits.
How was the service?
>>24059823 why go to olive garden when you can slather spaghetti sauce and butter on your boyfriends cock and basically have the same thing
>Weekend
>No Friends
>No Girlfriend
>10 Here
>>24059741
Don't feel bad about it.
I have a bf but no friends right now. I'm very introverted. Don't even like having Steam friends most of the time. I'm making my bf leave me alone this weekend. Last saw him on Tuesday. He lives and works one of his jobs 40 minutes away. He's quitting that one and moving in with me for a bit before our three-week trip at the end of the year. He'll be here for at least most of January, but I'll be able to make him fuck off to his dad's place part of the time. I'm a little stressed about having someone in my swamp so much.
2 i still live with my mum
This isn't going to be a beta Chad kind of thing, I don't want to take that guys idea. The goal of this is to make Roasties toasty. Don't like it, then fuck off.
Also say somthing so I know people are actually here, and want to see this
>>24059675
haah, keep em coming.
>>24059675
You'll get banned.
Keep going she is already getting toasty
Hey guise in the ER how's it going g for you anons?
>>24059469
What are you in for?
>>24059564
>be me
>drop off delivery
>back to deli
>cutting bread
>oh shit .jpg
>feeling funny and anxious
>start feeling weak
>heart rate increases
>palpatations
>try shrug it off
>nope
>drive to hospital
Here we are
>>24059769
sounds like you just needed to eat something
>he goes to the movies
>alone
faces look pretty weird to be honest family
>>24059351
It should be illegal to NOT go alone to the cinema. Couples cause intimidation on loners, and groups casue intimidation on couples. Easier to ban any group including a couple
When the beta uprising is complete, I'm certain this law will be brought in.
>>24059351
That would be me. I go alone every Monday. 4.50 for a ticket and 1 dollar drinks with my refillable cups.
>go to homecoming for my university
>cheerleaders, marching band, artists, athletes, fireworks, etc
>feel so out of place
>everyone is having a great time, smiling, looking happy
>they're all jumping up and cheering and when i emulate them it just feels so weird and forced
>just want to leave the whole time
>trying to enjoy myself but it seems so alien to me
>leave early despite paying $80 for a ticket
why are normie activities so fucking horrible? are they all faking it or do they acutally enjoy that shit? how can i make myself enjoy these activities? alcohol doesn't help and just makes me incredibly cynical and all i want to do is chain smoke cigarettes
get drunk and then you'll get it senpai
>>24059320
read my last sentence
>alcohol doesn't help and just makes me incredibly cynical and all i want to do is chain smoke cigarettes
>>24059291
You're what most people refer to as a "cynical prick". It's not that these things aren't amusing (they are) and the atmosphere isn't contagious (it is), it's that you're such a dour faggot that you can't enjoy letting lose and having fun without judging those around you and holding an aura of superiority over them
Why not just get a dream gf?
She's perfect and loves you unconditionally and you get to see her for hours every single day, just like a real gf. And everything feels realistic too. It's literally like having a real gf minus the bullshit, plus you can go on cool adventures like shooting up zombie hordes or flying through the sky.
>>24059208
>believing in lucid dreaming
>>24059249
i-it's real
I did it once for like ten seconds
>>24059208
I'm trying to get there senpai, it helps that real life feels bland as fuck and can't find much joy in it
>tfw my drug dealer gives me better customer service than the guy who sells me fries at checkers
This chick gives me free water, tips on how to take new drugs, low prices, and drove me to the bank even though I have a car.
Guy at Checkers just says "what do you want/ok drive up/ that's $$$$" and doesn't say hi or bye. Fuck that nigga.
>>24059169
What's up with all the females dealin nowadays? 10 years ago I didn't know any now I know like 5. They get robbed more often too.
>>24059216
In my case her bf is the actual dealer and she's the middleman I buy from cause she's the friend of my friend. However he's a fucking fantastic guy compared to the guy at Checkers.
When I met him he shook my hand, introduced himself, told me he has a first time money back guarantee if I didn't like his product.
Like what the fuck is so hard about saying "Hello sir welcome to Checkers" and "Your welcome sir, here you go, have a great day!" if I'm fucking saying thank you and being polite as fuck in the drive-thru.
Fucking asshole ruined my fucking day being such a cunt.
Guy at checkers has no reason to do more than a mediocre job, whether or not they come back doesn't effect their employment status as long as they're not doing anything explicitly wrong
Drug dealer provides an above average experience because their paycheck is based on how much they sell their customers, they have a motive for better service
The service you get at a business will usually be inversely as good as the size of the business
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