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Who else /drink water/ here?
It's pretty much all I drink senpai
>>24052482
I'm not a pussy, so no.
Mountain Dew Voltage all day every day. At least a 6 pack of cans.
Water is in anything you drink from the store.
Who /freedom/ here?
>what state or general region?
>cold or hot weather?
>majority of people in you area
>any qts?
>do you hope to move the fuck out away from there one day?
>NY
>it's like 70 but it should get snowy soon comrade
>spoiled whites and spoiled asians
>yes, a lot
>absolutely, jesus fuck I hate American culture
arizona
ehh it's okay
>>24052468
>North Jersey
>I like in Hoboken which is full of whites with a black side and the occasional spic from Union/Jersey City.
>mfw my mom says ill get a gf some day
>my sister makes an awkward "joke" about me being the first having a kid
>no one from the family laughs because they know it will never happen
at least my parents know they fucked up royally by breeding and bringing me into life and don't pester me with shit like that
>Mom asks me if I get a lot of attention from girls at school because I'm so cute and charming.
>I tell her that girls aren't interested in me
>She says she's sure some are, I'll find a girl to make me happy etc.
Thanks Mom.
>>24052448
>>24052515
women are so fucking selfish, even when reality hits them in the face they can't admit they are shit and have produced a shit child as well
Anyone else realise they were a horrible person?
I was sat alone on a bench on my campus this morning, feeling sorry for myself. I hoped in a way that someone would talk to me, take pity on someone looking sad.
Out of my block came a girl I had seen occasionally. I straightened up, smiled and waved at her. I didn't want her to see I was feeling down. Didn't want her to comfort me, not that she came close to it.
And I realised why, all at once. She was ugly and I didn't want to talk to an ugly girl. I didn't want to risk it - a friendship, a relationship. I wanted a beautiful girl.
How could I do that to another person, when I feel so lonely, telling myself I needed someone.. I passed from self-pity to disgust. I wasn't a good person, I didn't deserve anything. I wanted sex and comfort because I was sad.
Anyone who's a virgin over 20 is a shitty person.
>recess
>boy has pokemon cards out
>gust of wind blows them out of his hand
>they scatter everywhere
>everyone goes round picking them up
>I rip as many as I can
i bet you like the smiths
What is the proper way to suck on a dick? Do you just put it in your mouth and move around your tongue? Or do you actually try to suck on it like sucking in your cheeks?
Thrusts
How easy is it to do it too hard.
>>24052375
So he just thrusts his dick down my throat while I stay still?
ITT: Small things that make you mad
>people who say rose coloured glasses instead of tinted
>toilet paper roll facing the wall
>when people go 'ahhhh' after they've finished taking a drink
>>24052241
>agreed
>deal with it faggot
>go hoomu howaito piggu
>>24052270
>small things that make you mad
>small things
>small
>deal with it
zzz
>people that take off their shoes without undoing the laces
pisses me off so much
>tfw no gf who shits herself regularly
>>24052212
go to the psych department of an asylum and you'll be okay.
>>24052212
Kill yourself, or admit yourself to a psych ward
>>24052330
I've been considering both options in recent times, but decided to save the decision for later.
ITT: Talk about one thing about your life or life in general that you like.
That's it! It can be a few words or a few paragraphs. However, there are some rules:
The following types of posts are banned
>nothing
fuck off
>self-loathing/sarcastic (i.e. im looking forward to my suicide)
that isn't what i want to hear
I'll start. I like competitive Pokemon battling. I've loved the series as a kid and it's fascinating how there's a complex and functional competitive scene to it.
Pic unrelated, I just like it.
>Doodling
I love lettering. I was also a graffiti writer for about 5 years which some kind of purpose and distorted view of fame.
>music
I have been obsessed with making/writing music since I was 9. Since then I have written 47 full songs and started my own band. Pretty soon we will be doing gigs in bars and I hope for the best
>competitive Pokemon battling
>competitive Pokemon
>competitive
HA, GAAAAY
I haven't ate all day and my landlord has been downstairs for about 4 hours, i'm fucking starving what do i do.
suffer
Pay the denbts
>>24052156
Holy shit are you a wizard?
1 word get
Would you date a girl if she lost her virginity from rape?
>>24051997
Yes.
Why wouldn't I?
>>24051997
a slut is a slut is a slut
>>24051997
why would I want to? I already got what I wanted at that point.
why is he so terrible?
come on america
2
0
1
5
liberals are basically just tankies in disguise
america
cmon
in the year of our lord MMXV
>not prepping the bull to inseminate your wife
cmon america
cmon
Why haven't you pulled the trigger yet?
>>24051906
because my hard work is finally beginning to pay out.
>>24051906
because I know how to keep my emotions at bay.
>>24051906
i cant afford a gun
Can someone just fuck me in the ass already? I'm such a horny little slut. All I want in life is to be fucked in my tight asshole and to suck dicks until all of their semen is gone.
are you under 18?
cause if you are........call me.
Can you just be a qt grill instead of a guy? Please?
>>24051884
Yes. I turned 18 back in August.
Subway appreciation thread
first for thos teens
>closest subways near me are either in the ghetto or inside a walmart
ree
>>24051779
Nah.
Make your own fuckin sandwiches.
done it twice, been called a great lay.
kissed over 50 girls, been called a great kisser.
so faggots, out with it
My first was late in highschool, was unsurprinsgly not great but better than some horror stories i've had. She was a cunt and ended up dating a few friends/acquaintances.
Went to college, got one or two blowjobs from a nasty bitch from my HS that also ended up going there. Felt dirty but she swallowed and had decent tits so overall I chalk it up as a win.
Year or two later I took a fat girl's virginity, fucked her a few times. Of course she became instantly and absolutely attached to me. Let her down "easy" by becoming more and more distant. Now she's a nasty whore who does nearly anything with nearly anyone.
And here I am.
>>24051769
that's pretty well done. but was the first one hot? like 8/10?
second one sounds horrible. but was she hot?
yeah, fuck landwhales. so eh, i guess horny and she was available?
and finally in hell. same
lots of normies browse this place for the memes
but I'm $100 serious when I say get the fuck out. Damn normies. my only retreat now is wizardland but they're so uptight there.
