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who /schizophrenia/ here?
im not
>implying Donnie Darko is about schizophrenia and not reliving memories of sexual abuse
Phrenoschizopia here.
>20
>hairline almost worse than this
is this the end?
try to pull of the jason statham look. shave your head and do the 5 o'clock shadow
>>23392661
Not if you have a strong jaw too.
Tfw glorious flowing hair.
why don't you have a qt short hair gf?
>>23392344
I want one but they can't read minds so...
>>23392344
I'm not gay
because i dont have money
Does Pap-Pap want his GOOD GIRL to give her hymen away to a Chaddie or a Robot?
>>23392202
DOES PEP PEP WANT HIS GOOD GIRL TO HAVE AN ORGASM
Neither. No daughter of mine is having sex until I'm dead.
[Spoiler]because I'll never have kids [/spoiler]
>>23392251
PEP PEP ORGASM CHAD GIVES HER AN ORGASm
>tfw i'm of average intelligence, 5'4, no social skills and i'm 5/10
>>23392176
Can I fuck your boi pussy?
>>23392176
Become a girl
I'm sorry.
>he doesn't smoke weed
>he doesn't listen to Flatbush Zombies
>>23391911
DUDE
WEED
LMAAOOOOOO
Drug degenerates need to be gassed into oblivion
Same goes for weebs like OP
>>23391911
reminder that all drug addicts help fund violence and murders with their blood drugs in Mexico and in the southern U.S.
>>23391938
>drug users are degenerates
But youre still a fag
This is the ideal size breasts on a woman. Anything smaller is pointless.
>muh natural titties
Who fucking cares, natural titties hang and sag; these kind of tits are literally perfect and give a woman an inhumanly possible figure.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>23391852
gross
>>23391883
Are you implying she farts from her chest
>Alien contact will happen in your lifetime
It's not so bad guys.
I don't think that's very likely. I'm hoping for some alien made structures on some far away planet.
Great.
A whole new species to not care who I am.
>>23391377
>Die
>Alien contact a day later
Would you fuck it ?also foreveralonewomen daily thread
at least shes not a vegetable like pic related
>tfw chad bf
He's tipping in heaven now.
>>23390850
>tipping
>in heaven
*tips over*
I guess he tipped the bucket.
>be straight but unsuccessful with women
>download Grindr just to see what it's about
>meet a bottom slut just down the street
>instant sex
>great head
Seriously, women are overrated. Just try Grindr and see what dudes in your neighborhood want to sucknfuck
Lewl you fucked a man.
You are a sad strange little man.
You just got bamboozled out of your dignity
>be 27 no friends kv neet
>sister got married
>brother-in-law didn't even bother inviting me to the bucks party
Sad
because its a bucks party not a cucks party tbh fam
normie here. no one wants the awkward brother in law at the bachelor party
>start whispering "JUST" every time something unfortunate happens
>laugh to myself
>normies ask me if I said something
>realize I'm memeing out loud, say "JUSt" again
>normies look confused
1 week later
>realize I'm late for work, say "JUST" out loud
>realize I'm low on gas, "JUST"
>look at what I'm being charged at the gas station, "JUST"
>stuck in traffic, "JUST"
>arrive at work, boss is mad, "JUST"
>"just what, anon?"
>whisper "just" silently to myself
realize I have given myself tourettes
JUST
I said JUST out loud once at work too, luckily my coworkers know the just do it meme so I just said that.
Why is it that in a relationship the guy has to spend money to show he gives a shit about a girl?
Honestly robots why would you want a gf?All girls expect you to have money to spend on her, and it's almost never the opposite.
Why would anyone want this?
>>23389563
>sex drive
>desire to procreate
>ideas of "love" force fed to us our whole lives
It's a shitty cocktail tbh, everything is certainly not there
>>23389643
>ideas of "love" force fed to us our whole lives
"Love" is fucking expensive anon. Finding love is fucking expensive. Dating is fucking expensive (for a guy). It just sounds like a shitty deal to me, I'm not made of money.
>>23389643
>>23389563
>sex/dominance/greatness drive
>desire to procreate/fight/build
>idea of "love/legacy/greatness" fed to us our entire lives
Not saying you're wrong in any way, but it's kind of the same reason we humans do anything -- get a job, go to college, race cars, shitpost, etc. One biological urge, I'd argue, is not universally superior or inferior to another.
>normies tries to start shit with me
>i try to start an argument
>STOP TRYING TO JUSTIFY EVERYTHING, I DON'T WANNA ARGUE ANYMORE
why do people do this? can't we just sit down and talk about things?
You are talking to someone with a broken brain.
>>23389221
honestly op this has been happening a lot to me lately also, or whenever i push the point that they try to avoid everything once the talk gets very in depth about the subject at hand they bring up emotions or some other excuse like it's hard to think objectively for more than 2 seconds.
very frustrating and makes me want to be done with that person
>>23389221
OP, the reason is simple: no one wants to talk with an autist even if you have good points.
