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Why does this image always gets posted with no words or comments? Is there some secret I don't know about? Are you recruiting robots to your cooler better website? Why do you post this image and not say anything. How I join your secret club.
>be me at 16
>generally hate sports
>think they're boring and stupid
>skip pep rally for high school football team in order to go home early
>get in car wreck driving home
>be in coma for month, wake up in ICU
>have traumatic brain injury
>go to Shepard Center in Atlanta for inpatient rehab
>have to relearn to walk, talk, etc.
>be told by doctors that I may experience dramatic changes in my personality
>don't notice anything at first
>sitting in hospital room one day with older brother
>brother is huge sports fan, plays quarterback for our high school team and loves the atlanta falcons
>he's livestreaming a falcons game
>start watching with him
>"Haha, you hate football anon"
>keep watching with him
>this is the greatest fucking thing ever
>fall in love with football and lots of other sports
>julio jones is my hero
>tell my family i'm going to play football for the high school with my brother when I go back to school
>doctors say no
>"Sorry anon, even a mild concussion or blow to the head could kill you now"
>no sports allowed, period
>brother tries to pretend like he isn't disappointed
>"it's okay anon, we can still throw the ball around together"
>leave hospital after making remarkable recovery
>not remarkable enough to be able to play football
>go to falcons games with brother
>go to auburn games at college
>sometimes throw the ball with him
>have pretty good hands, brother says we would have made a great team
>like Matt Ryan and Julio Jones
>tells me that when I was born he was excited to have a little brother to play sports with
>tells me he's glad we can finally bond over sports even if we can't play together
>instantly regret all the years i spent being bitter about sports
>i will never play football
>i will never play any sport
>I will never be on a team with my brother
>>23378347
So... your team went pretty full retard tonight.
>>23378347
This is a good short story, anon. Reminds me of O. Henry stories.
And you're a falcons fan
man your life is shit
Who else here is a wage slave slowly living their lives on low pay.
I would like to talk to you about an exciting opportunity.
>>23378211
>slowly living their lives
What does this mean?
>>23378423
The ride never ends.
Will I enjoy and appreciate felatio/paizuri more in hentai if I experience it in real life once?
I always skip it when I read hentai.
>>23377490
>asking r9k
>>23377720
yes, yes and yes, and also.... yes, but most importantly... yes
>Hello darkness my old friend
>>23377302
>I've come to talk with you again.
>>23377302
I try to supreme but I gooo underrr
Wish the NSA would spy so I haaad someoneeee
>first blowjob
>she has braces
>>23377270
>casting-couch-scene-219-model-Baraka
What
The
Fuck
Man
how do I stop from falling in love with every girl that shows me some attention?
stop going outside
suicide
>>23377242
this tbh fam
REAL NIGGAS GET IN HERE
REAL NIGGA HOURS
WHO UP FAM
>>23376981
die
>>23377019
YOU UP FAM?
>>23377019
WOAH CHILL FAM, DONT SHOOT UP NO SCHOOLS DAWG.
Just wanted to offer you guys advice. Kinda like a reddit AMA. Ask me whatever and I'll help you with your girl problems!
>>23376897
Go back to reddit you gigantic faggot
>>23376897
what's it like to be such a faggot?
How do I get laid
>someone on here asks for a game on steam
>gift it to them
>they remove me the next day
I mean I got the game for free but it still kinda hurts
Post steam?
>>23376882
I don't really like the idea of posting my steam id on here
>>23376928
Add id/neverknowsbesthuh
>CLOSE MY WINDOW,TOO HOT
>OPEN MY WINDOW,TOO COLD
WHAT THE FUCK ROBOTS HELP ME
open the window half way
>>23376646
>open window
>get some tea
>wraps blankets around you
>comfy shitposting on 4chin
>>23376646
>TOO COLD
perfect comfy blanket temps
>not browsing on clover while you're tucked into a sushi roll of comforters
>never gonna make it tbh
Kek. This is exactly what im doing right now.
>>23376514
>>23377497
>laying on my stomach
>watching anime from ipad
>shitposting with ease on clover
At the same damn time
>>23377699
Gtfo pedo
Feels.
>>23376338
die
>>23376338
Officially it's for "original content".
In actuality, it's just a less retarded version of /b/.
...and of course, with intelligence comes depression, so "feels" get discussed a lot here as well.
Before I go to bed just wanna let you know that some of you guys are ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHTT
Heeeeeaaaaaaaadshot, heaadshot
>>23376352
OKAY NOW LADIES
>>23376392
Yeah?!
I have a girl on tinder. I don't want to continue the shitty conversation. I just don't know how, I haven't learned how to interact with people yet. So I want to send a message like pic related. Dubs chooses or I'll just go with best advice. I do want to fuck, should be easier than small talking.
girls don't like casual sex unless you are chad. your options are to
send direct request for sex, which wont work.
continue conversations and pretend you are interested or actually be interested and try and make her your gf/fwb
don't make conversations and masturbate/hire a prostitute
go gay, there are gay guys that will pay to suck your dick
>>23376028
literally dont do that. just ask her to meet up somtime, hold it together for one date and then let her know what you're looking for if there's any sort of chemistry
>>23376162
I don't know how to be funny or talk. I could have a boring conversation with her. But even if we met I'd still be retarded.
Perhaps I could say that I feel like I know her really well (joke), and whether she would like to fuck.
Well fuck I should just do something and get rejected as I don't feel there are any other options
>>23376207
I have no idea how to talk to people I couldn't do a date. .
