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Who else here is a wage slave slowly living their lives on low pay.
I would like to talk to you about an exciting opportunity.
>>23378211
>slowly living their lives
What does this mean?
>>23378423
The ride never ends.
Will I enjoy and appreciate felatio/paizuri more in hentai if I experience it in real life once?
I always skip it when I read hentai.
>>23377490
>asking r9k
>>23377720
yes, yes and yes, and also.... yes, but most importantly... yes
>Hello darkness my old friend
>>23377302
>I've come to talk with you again.
>>23377302
I try to supreme but I gooo underrr
Wish the NSA would spy so I haaad someoneeee
>first blowjob
>she has braces
>>23377270
>casting-couch-scene-219-model-Baraka
What
The
Fuck
Man
how do I stop from falling in love with every girl that shows me some attention?
stop going outside
suicide
>>23377242
this tbh fam
REAL NIGGAS GET IN HERE
REAL NIGGA HOURS
WHO UP FAM
>>23376981
die
>>23377019
YOU UP FAM?
>>23377019
WOAH CHILL FAM, DONT SHOOT UP NO SCHOOLS DAWG.
Just wanted to offer you guys advice. Kinda like a reddit AMA. Ask me whatever and I'll help you with your girl problems!
>>23376897
Go back to reddit you gigantic faggot
>>23376897
what's it like to be such a faggot?
How do I get laid
>someone on here asks for a game on steam
>gift it to them
>they remove me the next day
I mean I got the game for free but it still kinda hurts
Post steam?
>>23376882
I don't really like the idea of posting my steam id on here
>>23376928
Add id/neverknowsbesthuh
>CLOSE MY WINDOW,TOO HOT
>OPEN MY WINDOW,TOO COLD
WHAT THE FUCK ROBOTS HELP ME
open the window half way
>>23376646
>open window
>get some tea
>wraps blankets around you
>comfy shitposting on 4chin
>>23376646
>TOO COLD
perfect comfy blanket temps
>not browsing on clover while you're tucked into a sushi roll of comforters
>never gonna make it tbh
Kek. This is exactly what im doing right now.
>>23376514
>>23377497
>laying on my stomach
>watching anime from ipad
>shitposting with ease on clover
At the same damn time
>>23377699
Gtfo pedo
Feels.
>>23376338
die
>>23376338
Officially it's for "original content".
In actuality, it's just a less retarded version of /b/.
...and of course, with intelligence comes depression, so "feels" get discussed a lot here as well.
Before I go to bed just wanna let you know that some of you guys are ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHTT
Heeeeeaaaaaaaadshot, heaadshot
>>23376352
OKAY NOW LADIES
>>23376392
Yeah?!
I have a girl on tinder. I don't want to continue the shitty conversation. I just don't know how, I haven't learned how to interact with people yet. So I want to send a message like pic related. Dubs chooses or I'll just go with best advice. I do want to fuck, should be easier than small talking.
girls don't like casual sex unless you are chad. your options are to
send direct request for sex, which wont work.
continue conversations and pretend you are interested or actually be interested and try and make her your gf/fwb
don't make conversations and masturbate/hire a prostitute
go gay, there are gay guys that will pay to suck your dick
>>23376028
literally dont do that. just ask her to meet up somtime, hold it together for one date and then let her know what you're looking for if there's any sort of chemistry
>>23376162
I don't know how to be funny or talk. I could have a boring conversation with her. But even if we met I'd still be retarded.
Perhaps I could say that I feel like I know her really well (joke), and whether she would like to fuck.
Well fuck I should just do something and get rejected as I don't feel there are any other options
>>23376207
I have no idea how to talk to people I couldn't do a date. .
Has anyone ever paid to lose their virginity? This is something that I am heavily considering right now. At 22, I feel pathetic and miserable not knowing how it feels to have sex and I'm willing to pay for it at this point and just get the experience out of the way.
>How much does this usually cost when using a backpages website?
>Was it any good?
>Do they usually have a place you can go to or do you have to host?
>>23376022
didnt lose the v card to one, but saw one to see what it was like. went through backpage. don't reccomend. use eccie or another more reputable directory.
Man if you're old and a virgin it's completely worth it. You lose so much insecurity and anxiety. You mature from the experience and are more ready for when you make it, and that virginity you care so much about? In a day you'll forget it forever.
>>23376022
if you're gonna do it, do it right and do your research. don't be cheap either, it'll bite you in the ass
>lose my virginity to a hooker
>fall in love with her
>no money to keep paying her 100 bucks per session
>find her facebook and add her
>she blocks me
>mfw
Life is suffering, robots.
>>23375569
link to fb plz
>>23375659
she blocked me so idk what it is
>fall in love with her
