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>MIDNIGHT
> no headlights
>you will never raise her children
Why live
>>23375570
>LONG DRIVE
Why don't you just settle for a single mother?
SHILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>raising a Hong that isn't mine when I don't even want kids
JUST
Not even a single mother would date me.
How do you let a girl know that you're only attracted to her because of her race? I'm a japanophile and love anything japanese just because it's japanese. Do you think she'd get mad if she was just a "fetish" to me?
>>23375426
it looks like she's literally eating a vagina omfg.
you dont let her know, you keep that shit to yourself.
girls like when guys make them feel special and unique, telling them you like them for some easily replicated trait will not have good consequences.
chad reporting in
>>23375471
Kill yourself.
I have never met an intelligent person with a chinstrap beard. They love picking fights with strangers, have psychotic low-IQ girlfriends and obese moms. Anyone else hate these guys?
somrone just got cucked by chinstrap chad
>>23375124
That's because chinstraps are nigger facial hair. The only whites that wear them are low-bred trash.
Yes, chinstraps are for fuckboys.
Robots I need your help.
I took an online Italian course at uni and I'm not fucking getting it. In an hour, have to hand in an OGG voice file of me correctly saying a list of words in Italian.
Does anyone speak Italian at least a little bit that would be willing to help?
>>23375008
Nigger, use google translate or something for word pronunciation.
>>23375166
This tbh fam
>>23375166
I've been doing that but it takes way too long.
plus I'm so fucking anxious about recording my voice I'm frozen. Too autistic to speak into the microphone and turn it in.
I dont think I am. I just feel like I can appreciate looking at guys who take care of their bodies. Am I gay for recognizing that other men can be hot in a no homo way?
do you like sucking cocks? Yes or No
>>23374430
The same way chicks can find other women hot but stay straight, men can too.
Since its on the topic, im not attracted to guys or dicks or want anything shoved up my ass or do anal but I prefer spending time with guys. Talking to other dudes on vent I feel happy.
Am I gay or just lonely
>be me
>staying at home on a lonely Friday night
>get hungry
>decide to go out and buy something at the 7 eleven down the block
>grab my coat and head out on foot
>as I walk to the store I notice some guy is slowly followong behind me
>keep an eye on him as I clench my shield
>go to store and buy; beef jerky, funyuns, cinnamon bun, and some Dr pepper.
>guy following me is inside the store looking at some magazines
>I pay for my shit and swiftly leave
>notice as I crossed the street that the guy left and began following me again
>I keep my cool and continue waking
>then I hear him call out, "Hey you're the tripfag right?"
>safety off
" I don't know who you are, but you better fuck off"
>he's some guy in his 20's wearing cargo pants and a old wind breaker.
>" hehe I guess you really do live in this area, what did you buy there?"
>ignore him and keep walking
>"Hey come back hear, we aren't done talking?"
>begin to walk faster
"Tripfag come back I want to be your bf, you said you wanted a bf that'll love you no matter what, regardless of looks right?"
>at this point I'm practically running back home
>He chases me
>I had enough, pull out my shield and aim it center of mass
>He stops
>"holy shit wtf are you doing?!?! I just wanted to hang out???
I told you to fuck off and you started chasing me, keep your hands up and wait for the police
>call the cops
>cops come and this guy is weeping like a little bitch
>explain situation and they take him away
I'm going to stop tripping from now on
what the fuck is shield?
>>23375054
It must be a big shield to stop a neckbeard
What did my fellow robots buy today? Bought me some spark-plugs and a new set of tires.
Feels good.
>>23374109
I bought a 1" hole saw and a universal remote
>>23374109
>tfw this made me notice i havent spent any monies today
feels good man
How are the tires? I have some pilot street radials, and I'm looking at the Road 4s for another bike.
>he collects anime toys or any toys for that matter
>He watches anime or saves anything anime related on his PC
>she's 3D
>>23373772
>tfw think that an anime figure collection is a positive
>Mister, we're lost. Is there any chance we can come in and suck your dick?
Come on in
>>23373584
Would invite in even if I knew their intention, the lefty is so fking incredibly amazingly hot
No, i'm the one who's cumming in.
Hey guys, rate my ceiling!
Woah, what a great ceiling 10/10
Bumping cause that ceiling is dank!
Holy shit, dank roof mate!
Who else /Mischief/ here?
> Someone opens door for me
> Don't say thank you
>>23373572
I would think you are the rudest person in the world if you did that to me, I always give thanks and pleases. Did your parents not teach you any manners?
>priest asks me to give 15% of my earnings
>give 20%
>>23373572
>>23373636
>open door for people
>they say 'thank you'
>reply 'watever'
Is 3 months too early to say you love someone in a relationship? She nearly let it slip last week, but got very shy about it
>LDR
>Not unrealistic, we dont pretend to be BF/GF. We just live our daily lifes and cam all day when free. Normally 9 hours a day.
When is it ok to say "I love you"?
>>23373400
>tfw i basically said it the first conversation we ever had
>still together months later
when you genuinely love the other person
>>23373400
camming? were you nervous the first time?
You guys ever do cocaine? I'm on some now and it really helps mitigate the pain
Fucking nagroes
>>23373296
Yeah, cokes the greatest.
>>23373296
Im drunk and this picture is seriously fucking me up
>Be me
>Born with a burnout dad and with him not present in my life.
>Raised by mom only
>Turn into a giant pussy because of no father figure and let people walk all over me, etc..
>workout and maintain fitness
>chicks show interest but im too much of a pussy to do anything.
>friends saying that their chick friends want to go out with me but I always fuck it up.
>Can only talk about logical things, shit relevant to the world, and other important issues.
>Chicks more interested in fuckboys with room temperature IQ rather than relevant societal issues
>Sit home alone on friday nights reading dystopian novels by Orwell and Huxley.
>Only person in friend group who has a car, any ambition to succeed, and wants to be rich
>Feel alone entirely as friends just use me, chicks like fuckboys better, and non-existant relationship with my mom.
>Done with chicks entirely
>Done with crappy fake friends
>Done with everything and ready to snap very shortly.
>>23373284
You have the perfect neet life
>/fit/
>Attractive
>not a neckbeard
>loner
Why are you complaining
>>23373458
Sure it might be perfect to your standards but im too much of a fucking pussy.
>>23373284
op needs a friend
