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>Install Jodel (europoor version of YikYak, proximity based anonymous texting)
>Popular app around campus
>Expect racism, slander, dark humor and other offensive content
>Turns out it's just Facebook/Twitter 2.0 filled with normie bullshit, emojis and hashtags
I always thought people would drop their normie facade when they're anonymous and turn into the average 4chan poster, at least a little.
Are normies really this uninteresting and boring?
>>23351645
just because its anonymous doesnt mean that it doesnt have rules and moderators who will ban you if you break them
>>23351645
the weird thing is that you're boring and uninteresting from where they're standing.
Do yo need racism THAT badly?
Sup bots. Ask a Britbong living in Greece anything.
>>23351427
Parents dragged me here when I was nine. Now twenty-one, trying to save up so I can go back to England.
bump 'cause I'm bored at work.
>taking to immigrants who barely know the language
>crank my dialect up to max
Love doing this. They have no idea what's going on and they feel like shit.
Get wrecked you uneducated faggots.
>>23351210
>talking with nativefag
>he is of cranking his dialect up to мax
>мfw when I do of saмe
>>23351320
>he doesnt even use the right m
>oneitis taps my shoulder and says hi
does it mean anything? girls, plz respond
it means you're a fag
She probably thinks you're someone else. she. loves.
>>23351209
She waved to get your attention and say hi.
>been bottling up my emotions for the past few years
>no one to talk to about it
>yesterday a girl i liked and that behaved like she likes me fucked me over
>fucking snap and lose it like never before
>my mind went blank from anger
>wanted to break everything around me and hurt everyone
>smacked my chair in the floor
>almost broke my desk
>punched a bunch of shit
>have to calm down
>lay down and take deep breaths
>took me 30 min of this to be able to function again
>try to go to sleep (this happened around 11pm)
>couldnt fall alseep till 3 am because of all the anger saddness and whatnot
>wake up today
>feel like complete shit
>just wanna die
>cant make myself eat
>cant do anything but lay in my bed and feel
>just laying and thinking about my shitty life and how much i hate everything that happened to me
>my dog comes in my room
>kinda looks at me and jumps on my bed
>lays down next to me and just looks at me
>trying to contain myself
>cant
>start shaking and hold on to my dog
>start crying
>i hald on to my dog and cried for 30 minutes wondering what i did to deserve this
>felt a bit better but still shitty
>went to confront a girl for the first time in 7 years
>we talk it out a bit but shes at work so she cant really talk
>gonna talk to her when she comes home
First time i cried after about 7-8 years.
When was the last time you guys had a honest cry? What was the reason?
>>23350997
Bump
>>23350997
>>23351227
Heres your reply don't have much to add but I know it hurts when something happens with your oneitis that doesn't involve you. Fuck women bro we're always here for you.
>>23350997
I've cried like once a week for the past six months. Im 28 and Im a total loser.
>no friends
>khhv
>shit job
>worthless ba degree
>live with parents
>parents hate me
>playing wow in 2009
>total beta
>somehow end up playing with this girl every day
>she has a boyfriend who is even more beta than me somehow
>keeps flirting with me, all the time
>offers to send nudes, i refuse because i don't want to reciprocate (skinnyfat, ugly teenager)
>she sends them anyway and begs for me to call her on the phone because she's so lonely and offers to foot the long distance bill
>no
>eventually get a real life gf, get in better shape and take control of my life
>2015, today
>look her up on facebook
>she has a new boyfriend who works at a fast food restaurant
i hope she remembers our little chats, because i'm hitting her up today and seeing if i can get her to cheat again and ruin her relationship
>>23350992
godspeed, anon
better post back in the thread. I'll be waiting the whole day, OP.
>>23351472
she's in another timezone, so i'll update if/when she wakes up and responds.
ill screencap when that happens
>tfw external hemorrhoid developing
I had/have an internal hemorrhoid but now an external one is forming. It's a little bump/ball.
How do you guys get rid of yours?
>>23350903
Its supposed to be a white background bitch
>>23350903
I took a bunch of acid and channeled healing energy into my asshole several times a day for about a week.
It worked.
I'm being 100% serious, too. This actually happened. Blew my fuckin mind when I looked at my butthole and there wasn't a giant growth on it.
I really don't think this would work for other people most of the time. But I swear to god it happened to me. No bullshit.
>>23350903
get cream
apply cream
stop sitting on your ass all day
>My girlfriend this
>My girlfriend that
>My friends
>My this, my that.
What the fuck is up with this board, why cant you normies fuck off back to reddit and tumblr? you pieces of shit.
>>23350813
Fuck off virgin, this is our board now.
Since when is this board for autistic fucks who are hopeless in everything they do? It was never intended to be like this, you people simply invaded it like muslims.
I love being a wagecuck. Every morning I wake up to the brisk, cold air and a warm coffee to my lips. Every night I come home after a dosage of dopamine and a warm, made bed.
I don't earn much but it is enough knowing that I am respected by my work colleagues, family and friends. Never does a day go by where I am left feeling like I should of done more or I am not doing what I want. In my downtime nothing becomes boring because it is done in moderation with a feeling of it being deserved.
There is no better feeling then putting your blood and sweat into something and getting rewarded for it.
Well I do nothing and I'm rewarded for it. Autismbux too good son.
>>23350819
i lve toiy
>>23350785
>I am respected by my work colleagues, family and friends.
>dropped out of school around 17
>parents have let me stay at home doing nothing all day for 3 years
I know there must be plenty robots that had the same kind of life and I'd like to know the stories of what it is like when you are older.
Was high school not fun for you? I actually liked my high school experience..a lot.
>>23350683
>finished school around 17
>parents told me I could stay at home and work on my future myself for a year
>3 months in
>they somehow expect me to make money now
>>23350683
my mum kicked me out when i was 15... in hindsight im not even sure if thats legal.
Thanks to the Beta Uprising and all the attention this board got and all these newfags:
We /normie/ now.
This is a robot-free board now.
Most people got laid in here, most people hate anime now.
>>23350679
I still like Bleach :^)
the age limit is too low. it needs to be higher.
nobody can be a 16-19 yr old robot.
>>23350679
Beta Uprising is just a myth
>tfw when 6'3'' but tiny boy dick
>>23350244
>6' and 6.4" dick
Fuck off you're so embarrassing to all fembots here
2D IS FOREVER THEY SAID
2D WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU THEY SAID
She's always here, in your heart, Anon.
>liking worst girl
You knew what you were getting yourself into robot.
>>23350092
Waifu material: Max
GF material: Chloe
Cumdump material: Dana/Victoria
>tfw bi-nightly nocturnal emissions
>tfw you don't even dream about anything
>tfw you don't even have an orgasm, it just seeps out
>tfw it ruins my faps since my libido is so low after ejaculation I need a minimum of three days to recharge
>tfw nothing I can do to stop it, fapping doesn't help and neither does exercise
Someone shoot me. No one knows this feel.
>>23349942
I had this feel a couple of weeks ago. I got 1 nocturnal emission a night for 3 nights, the same way you described. No orgasm, etc. Eventually it went away thankfully.
What did your doctor say when you talked to him?
>>23350167
>tfw have had this feel for three or four years now
>>23350337
I'm American, so that's not exactly an option.
>be me, Asperger antisocial faggot
>see cute grill in school
>think about her for a few weeks
>find her on facebook
>find her on deviantart
>stalk for a while
>she makes shitty fnaf comics
>read all of them just because they're her's
>eventually add her on facebook
>alright, she accepted
>talk to her
>we talk in English and not in our country's language because both autistic
>I like outcast girls which are kinda weird
>her grammar is fucking terrible
>for example the word hilarious she would say as halerios
>I'm okay with that, actually even find it kinda cute
>don't tell her about her terrible grammar because I'm such a supreme gentleman
>suddenly I can speak
>I am astonished by how smoothly I can chat with her
>tell her I am about to go to Russia
>she wants to meet me
>we meet
>apparently she has dyslexia
>now I find her even cuter
>tells me it were the best hours of her life
>I was quiet all the time
>go to Russia
>really bored in there because thinking about grill
>we go home earlier than expected
>basically it was boring because I was thinking about the grill all the time
>later go back home
>tell her that I want to meet
>she makes me wait for like a month
>we eventually go to a movie
>was late
>said sorry and stuff
>after the movie ends we quickly split our ways
>disapointed
>I already have feelings for her
>and luckily she tells me that she loves me
>I get so fucking happy
>later have a skype call
>I suggest we play a game
>she says she wants to play lol
>I fucking hate lol
>but play just for her
>it was okay
cont>>
>>23349640
cont>>
>so later I tell her I'd like to try LSD
>she says that all drugs are addictive and that I shouldn't do it
>LSD is not fucking addictive
>whatever, I forget it, I wouldn't even be able to get LSD anyways
>later the other day she tells me that she doesn't want me in her life anymore
>she says that it's because my thought of trying LSD
>she also calls me weak
>I laugh it off because I'm optimistic as fuck
>later she removes me from friends
>I realise she's serious
>later I get fucking furious and have literally the worst cry of my life
>I'm fuckin screaching from the emotional pain
>hit my laptop
>later I fucking break the shit out of that laptop from my rage
>tell her 'fuck you' just once because I'm infuriated
>regret it
>tell her I broke my laptop hoping that she'll stop being so harsh on me and to show her my feelings for her
>she just tells me to get fucked and calls me a fucking motherfucker
>tell my grandpa I want to kill myself
>depressed for a week
>later after the summer I go to school
>I went to her class because I didn't like some of the people from my own class
>later talk to her and ask why did she call me weak
>she doesn't answer and tells me to get away
>I repeatedly ask her about it
>she tells me that some questions don't have answers
>later I ask a classmate what could it mean
>he tells me that she has a different reason for leaving me
>oh well
>later get a new PC
>it's stronker than the laptop
>I'm happy
>atleast something to cheer me up
>say thank you to my grandpa
Another story:
>go to a computer camp
>see cute grill
>too ashamed to talk to her because with friends
>year later go to her facebook, add her
>she declines and blocks me
>create new account
>talk to her friend for her to add me
>she tells her but she declines to
>tells that it's my fault that I didn't talk to her in the camp
>repeat for about 3 days
>later the friend gets pissed off and I give up
>today I am still thinking about her sometimes
And last story:
>go to a social group for people with problems
>meet cute grill
>talk to her
>all is going okay
>later a 10 year old boy there asks her does she like me
>I am thankful to him for asking her that
>she says that she likes girls
>I think "friendzoned once again"
>later find out she is actually bisexual and not lesbian
>I actually started getting feelings for her since the moment I've seen her
>tell her I like her in a non friend way
>she basically friendzones me once again
>tells me that she is not
>later I, in despair, ask her why doesn't she like me back
>she says she has a boy
>*friend zoned once again*
I'm fucking depressed now, I don't see any meaning in life except eating food, listening to music, going to the Internet, you guys, and most importantly gf who I don't have.
