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Any robots from east Massachusetts? I'm 22 and have no friends and I don't want to disappoint my parents again by staying at home on Halloween again.
Lower CT here. Not MA, but close enough. Sup New England robot?
What's up with the Big Y gas stations y'all have up there that are totally separate from any grocery store? Never seen em besides the exits off the Masspike.
>>23352318
>22
>living with parents
Ever plan on moving out anon? That might not disappoint them
>>23352355
I don't even shop at Big Y, it's all old people.
Their fish and chips are bretty good though
>2009
>my junior year
>me and another girl bust are butts to get an anime club going
>first 3 months its actually going smoothly
>around december I get called down to the office
>other girl is already there
>apparently the staff had already searched our lockers and took all the "Inappropriate content" from us
>the other girl had been using the anime club as a cover to distribute porn and errotic fanfictions she wrote to other students to make small amounts of cash.
>they then say how even though I didn't have as much banned material, I'm still going to get in just as much trouble
>ask them what they're talking about? I don't have anything inappropriate
>vice prinicple starts proudly waving a burned DvD I had in my locker around saying it was "obviously pornography i had intentions of sharing"
>tell them thats just a normal anime I had plans on showing later in the week to the club
>argue back and forth for nearly 20 minutes
>eventually they bring in a tv to "prove me wrong"
>pops in the dvd acting all smug
>first episode of lucky star comes on(you know, the food discussion episode)
>entire office ends up watching the entire first episode. all the administrators, the vice principles, and the principle herself.
>feel my face burning out of embarrassment the entire time because the air went from tense to confusion
>get sent back to class and have the dvd returned
>got in zero trouble
I almost got expelled for bringing in lucky star the same day another girl got caught with a mountain of porn.
tldr
>>23352043
There was an anime club when I was in HS but I never joined. I knew some people that were in it that were weirdos.
HS anime club, aka autistic containment club
>Install Jodel (europoor version of YikYak, proximity based anonymous texting)
>Popular app around campus
>Expect racism, slander, dark humor and other offensive content
>Turns out it's just Facebook/Twitter 2.0 filled with normie bullshit, emojis and hashtags
I always thought people would drop their normie facade when they're anonymous and turn into the average 4chan poster, at least a little.
Are normies really this uninteresting and boring?
>>23351645
just because its anonymous doesnt mean that it doesnt have rules and moderators who will ban you if you break them
>>23351645
the weird thing is that you're boring and uninteresting from where they're standing.
Do yo need racism THAT badly?
Sup bots. Ask a Britbong living in Greece anything.
>>23351427
Parents dragged me here when I was nine. Now twenty-one, trying to save up so I can go back to England.
bump 'cause I'm bored at work.
>taking to immigrants who barely know the language
>crank my dialect up to max
Love doing this. They have no idea what's going on and they feel like shit.
Get wrecked you uneducated faggots.
>>23351210
>talking with nativefag
>he is of cranking his dialect up to мax
>мfw when I do of saмe
>>23351320
>he doesnt even use the right m
>oneitis taps my shoulder and says hi
does it mean anything? girls, plz respond
it means you're a fag
She probably thinks you're someone else. she. loves.
>>23351209
She waved to get your attention and say hi.
>been bottling up my emotions for the past few years
>no one to talk to about it
>yesterday a girl i liked and that behaved like she likes me fucked me over
>fucking snap and lose it like never before
>my mind went blank from anger
>wanted to break everything around me and hurt everyone
>smacked my chair in the floor
>almost broke my desk
>punched a bunch of shit
>have to calm down
>lay down and take deep breaths
>took me 30 min of this to be able to function again
>try to go to sleep (this happened around 11pm)
>couldnt fall alseep till 3 am because of all the anger saddness and whatnot
>wake up today
>feel like complete shit
>just wanna die
>cant make myself eat
>cant do anything but lay in my bed and feel
>just laying and thinking about my shitty life and how much i hate everything that happened to me
>my dog comes in my room
>kinda looks at me and jumps on my bed
>lays down next to me and just looks at me
>trying to contain myself
>cant
>start shaking and hold on to my dog
>start crying
>i hald on to my dog and cried for 30 minutes wondering what i did to deserve this
>felt a bit better but still shitty
>went to confront a girl for the first time in 7 years
>we talk it out a bit but shes at work so she cant really talk
>gonna talk to her when she comes home
First time i cried after about 7-8 years.
When was the last time you guys had a honest cry? What was the reason?
>>23350997
Bump
>>23350997
>>23351227
Heres your reply don't have much to add but I know it hurts when something happens with your oneitis that doesn't involve you. Fuck women bro we're always here for you.
>>23350997
I've cried like once a week for the past six months. Im 28 and Im a total loser.
>no friends
>khhv
>shit job
>worthless ba degree
>live with parents
>parents hate me
>playing wow in 2009
>total beta
>somehow end up playing with this girl every day
>she has a boyfriend who is even more beta than me somehow
>keeps flirting with me, all the time
>offers to send nudes, i refuse because i don't want to reciprocate (skinnyfat, ugly teenager)
>she sends them anyway and begs for me to call her on the phone because she's so lonely and offers to foot the long distance bill
>no
>eventually get a real life gf, get in better shape and take control of my life
>2015, today
>look her up on facebook
>she has a new boyfriend who works at a fast food restaurant
i hope she remembers our little chats, because i'm hitting her up today and seeing if i can get her to cheat again and ruin her relationship
>>23350992
godspeed, anon
better post back in the thread. I'll be waiting the whole day, OP.
>>23351472
she's in another timezone, so i'll update if/when she wakes up and responds.
ill screencap when that happens
>tfw external hemorrhoid developing
I had/have an internal hemorrhoid but now an external one is forming. It's a little bump/ball.
How do you guys get rid of yours?
>>23350903
Its supposed to be a white background bitch
>>23350903
I took a bunch of acid and channeled healing energy into my asshole several times a day for about a week.
It worked.
I'm being 100% serious, too. This actually happened. Blew my fuckin mind when I looked at my butthole and there wasn't a giant growth on it.
I really don't think this would work for other people most of the time. But I swear to god it happened to me. No bullshit.
>>23350903
get cream
apply cream
stop sitting on your ass all day
>My girlfriend this
>My girlfriend that
>My friends
>My this, my that.
What the fuck is up with this board, why cant you normies fuck off back to reddit and tumblr? you pieces of shit.
>>23350813
Fuck off virgin, this is our board now.
Since when is this board for autistic fucks who are hopeless in everything they do? It was never intended to be like this, you people simply invaded it like muslims.
I love being a wagecuck. Every morning I wake up to the brisk, cold air and a warm coffee to my lips. Every night I come home after a dosage of dopamine and a warm, made bed.
I don't earn much but it is enough knowing that I am respected by my work colleagues, family and friends. Never does a day go by where I am left feeling like I should of done more or I am not doing what I want. In my downtime nothing becomes boring because it is done in moderation with a feeling of it being deserved.
There is no better feeling then putting your blood and sweat into something and getting rewarded for it.
Well I do nothing and I'm rewarded for it. Autismbux too good son.
>>23350819
i lve toiy
>>23350785
>I am respected by my work colleagues, family and friends.
>dropped out of school around 17
>parents have let me stay at home doing nothing all day for 3 years
I know there must be plenty robots that had the same kind of life and I'd like to know the stories of what it is like when you are older.
Was high school not fun for you? I actually liked my high school experience..a lot.
>>23350683
>finished school around 17
>parents told me I could stay at home and work on my future myself for a year
>3 months in
>they somehow expect me to make money now
>>23350683
my mum kicked me out when i was 15... in hindsight im not even sure if thats legal.
Thanks to the Beta Uprising and all the attention this board got and all these newfags:
We /normie/ now.
This is a robot-free board now.
Most people got laid in here, most people hate anime now.
>>23350679
I still like Bleach :^)
the age limit is too low. it needs to be higher.
nobody can be a 16-19 yr old robot.
>>23350679
Beta Uprising is just a myth
>tfw when 6'3'' but tiny boy dick
>>23350244
>6' and 6.4" dick
Fuck off you're so embarrassing to all fembots here
2D IS FOREVER THEY SAID
2D WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU THEY SAID
She's always here, in your heart, Anon.
>liking worst girl
You knew what you were getting yourself into robot.
>>23350092
Waifu material: Max
GF material: Chloe
Cumdump material: Dana/Victoria
