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Post pics of retards.
Wait a sec lemme post a selfie
>>23346166
OOOOOH
i dont want to go work
I'm at work. I don't want to be here
same
>>23346057
go to work fam
>tfw just awoke from a dream where I was cucking my granddad by having sex with my grandmother
I feel sick tbh
What weird dreams have you had?
>>23346039
You're going to fucking love this one. I get vivid dreams lately, not sure why but probably because demons. This is from last night.
Anyway, for whatever reason, I found myself in an air duct with the fucking Alien from Alien coming after me. I end up escaping the duct and coming face-to-face with it, to which I responded by yelling "ANNIHILATION" at it and watching it disintegrate.
After that I was in the second floor of my house. I went down the steps and was confronted by a traditional gray alien (not even kidding) in what appeared to be a motorized scooter. I slapped it once and screamed "AYYYY LMAO" but my power was apparently too weak. It wasn't even fazed and it bit my hand. I turn around and fucking Stephen Hawking rolls in from the kitchen in his own little scooter, saying something that I don't remember. Apparently it made me level up because I turned around and re-slapped the ayylmao and it vanished.
Then I woke up and laughed my ass off.
>>23346039
I dreamt that i fucked my mom like 3-4 times troughout my lifetime. I wouldnt e able to look at her for like 2 weeks after that would happen.
I also dreamt that i was fucking my sister 2 times. Its so disgusting when you realise what you dreamt of.
The other day I dreamed I lived with a shapeshifting dragon and we were in love.
it's time, wagecuck
>>23346008
No its not I work nights bitch
not yet, my friend
Are you sexually capable enough to handle a woman like this?
Or are you a literal faggot?
>>23345991
No joke, she is exactly my type.
I'm definitely capable fam. I've slayed bigger dragons.
disgusting
What do you think is the maximum output of FUCK of the world's combat forces?
5
ur mum tbh
Jeez how big are F-22s? I thought B2s are supposed to be MASSIVE but they look almost the same size.
Why is it so hard to make friends when you are older?
>tfw used to play hide and seek with loads of friends when i was 10
>tfw no friends at 20
>>23345766
>hide and seek with lots of friends at 10
>no friends at 20
>lack of hide and seek at 20
You know what you must do, OP
>>23345766
It really does get more difficult. But think of this: in another year, you can go to bars and make friends with people there. I can't guarantee the quality of those friends.
>>23345850
But when we hide, nobody is going to want to seek us ever.
>tfw realized the secret to ''not giving a fuck what others think'' and self-confidence isn't that i have to boost up my own self image, but rather that i have realized that 99% of people are complete retards, and their opinion about ANYTHING (including me) doesn't matter at all
Phew, just took me 25 years to come to this realization.
Time to life my life (by which i mean, harass girls until one of them gives in)
>>23345586
How did you discover this gem, baby?
>>23345638
literally almost 2 decades of introspection
Normies seem to be born with this mindset tho
>>23345658
So you gonna go out and fit in or what?
>go to soc
>get rated 6/7
Who /slightlyaboveaverage/ here?
>>23345571
You know 7 is average on /soc/, right?
>>23345571
You're implying that /soc/ is full of average normies.
Soc is still on 4chan. All of them are either extremely insecure or super narcissitic. You must be one or the other too.
Go to /soc/, get lots of 8's even a few 9's.
>Who autistic faied chad here?
Why is alcohol so much better than weed? Is marijuana for normies?
>>23345267
that sure is one hot opinion you've got there OP
>>23345290
Weed makes me paranoid and depressed. Alcohol makes me happy.
Because weed stimulates the brain, and we have shitty thoughts that don't need stimulating. Alcohol takes all your problems and tells them to fuck off.
Where do I find milfs to make many sexes to?
>>23345119
graveyard
>>23345142
Ebin :)))
Internet dating.
You gotta be cute, though.
Let me explain,
I grew up and live in Pennsylvania. I was very recently accepted to Penn State, the main campus, for this spring with ZERO financial aid from the uni.
Before I found this out, I was planning on going to a community college in Washington state this spring and then transferring into University of Washington if I can get in, otherwise probably go to WSU or something.
PSU would cost 30K a year
The community college in Washington would cost 20K a year (it's like a STEM community college with dorms that is "highly ranked" and international kids come there to transfer into a top US university, so it's supposed to be exceptional for what it is)
I will be given a whopping 5K per year for financial aid wherever I go.
Should I go to Washington or should I stay in Pennsylvania and go to PSU? My mom would be taking out loans in my name and paying for the interest so I would only be paying the principle.
I plan on majoring in engineering and my backup would be CS and my backup to that backup would be some very specific business degree. I'm good looking and know how to talk to people when I need to. I would post a picture to prove this, but I am very recognizable on 4chan and you've more than likely seen my face reposted.
>inb4 college muh debt, not worth it, blah blah
>inb4 just get a mcjob and save ur money, not worth it, ur dumb
I've already heard it a million times, save your post.
I'm just sick of thinking about this shit, guys. I've been a NEET for two fucking years. I'm sure there are robots that don't consider that to be anything, but I never thought I would be a NEET for two years and I'm sick of it. I want to get the fuck out already.
You sound like a faggot with a huge absence of actual issues. Why don't you ask one of the hundreds of girls you fuck, Chad Thundercock? Oh wait, you're probably just another sad, lowlife basement dweller posting shit.
Also
>20k a year
Suck a dick Amerifag with your ridiculous uni costs. Fucking 12k for my entire degree.
>>23345321
You seem upset.
I'm at UW right now, don't know how engineering program is but CS and business are both good. Out of state tuition is fucking expensive though.
If you think UWs engineering/CS/business programs are better than Penn States and warrant the increase in tuition and fees, go there. Otherwise I would stay in state to save money
Hi...
bye
>tfw in love with someone for the first time
Ramen and cocoa, you?
Nothing you fat fuck
Combine your items.
>>23344452
nothing, but ur mum is eating my ass, though
Testing out my tripcode
filtered
Cool, this is so cool, I'm so excited
just fitlered you
