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What are your filters robots? Post em
*yaaawwwwwwwn*
Oh, hey there, good morning fellow wagecuck. I bet you didn't see me after quickly getting your morning joke inspiration to say to your other fellow charlatans. Or maybe you were trying to get an idea for a joke to tell your boss hoping on your wishbone sized fingers that he'll like you better. And maybe give you that promotion that you so desperately need. It must feel like vertigo doing the same exact thing week in and week out thinking you are moving up while you are still in the same place. While you are at work wherever it is as it may be, i'll be finishing up my symphony that I wont share with (you). Then after I might go for a nice picnic with your girlfriend that called in sick today. And then fuck her brains out while you are sweeping the dust underneath your bosses feet. Heck I might even go yachting with your boss and hit up the country club with after on his(your) sweat and tears. You know what they say, another day, another dollar.
Ciao!
P.S. This
Enjoying life as a kissless virgin?
>>23349118
Wagecuck BTFO as usual!!
>>23349146
Neetcuck crying himself to sleep again.
>you will NEVER EVER know what it feels like to cum inside a bagina
;__;
That gif made my cereal a little tastier
>>23348808
I did. It feels so natural. Like out of all the times I've cummed onto walls, floors, toilets and paper towels, this is the place I should be shooting for.
It's like all your ancestors are clapping and whooping in the other world.
Cumming inside is my biggest fetish. So is pregnancy scares.
cause i'm mr. brightside
I was just listening to this song.
Got me.
everything will be alright
>depression
>anxiety
>stress
>still completely fine with posting videos of himself on youtube
I wish people like this would die.
>>23348635
He's facing his problems. Are you?
>>23348677
Fuck off normie
>coping with loneliness vid
>starring me and my bf
Sup r9k ask a guy who just fucked this amazingly cute and hot girl for about 30USD
She was really nice and i licked her pussy and asshole like it was my last meal, shit was so cash
Pic related, its her
Also if any gringos want to fuck sluts in mexico, do NOT go to the border towns, all the girls are ugly and expensive there, go straight to Mexico City where bitches from all over LATAM go to sell their asses.
>>23347644
>ama
WHERE SHE AT THO
>>23347644
>>23347659
Also mfw fbi still shitposts and i replied to an entrapment thread
>not ugly
>$30
You're going to have so many diseases. Even a condom probably wouldn't save you since they likely ran out of room on her body and spread to the air around her.
Is there any qt fembots in texas and have kik? I just want to meet some people and get my life going again. Why cant we do it together?
>>23347366
>implying girls want to meet up with you
>>23347536
I dont want some soc cunt, i want a fembot, or at least a girl who is more chill and down to earth and not a complete retard. I find the difference between fembot girls and soc girls is mainly intelligence
you used to call me on my
>>23347259
u used to u used to u used to
>>23347259
penis communicator
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
Who is your favorite youtuber and why is it Brofresco?
I really don't understand shit like this.
I saw a video of this guy, he's the biggest faggot I've seen, completely bland and unfunny as hell. Yet he has hundreds of thousands of regular viewers. Unless they're all autistic 12 year olds it just doesn't make sense.
If you like Brofesco that means you have serious mental problems.
I do not have a favourite YouTuber, because I'm not autistic, but I do enjoy Numberphile, Sixty Symbols and other Brady Haran stuff. Also Matt Parker/standupmaths is pretty funny
Why are the shitpost threads the best threads on this board?
They're not, actual robot threads are the best, it's like chemotherapy for the cancer that infests this place
How do I tell them apart?
>>23346539
But the shitpost threads are doing Iron Man numbers while the robot threads barely get off the ground.
i want to fake a suicide attempt for attention but i live alone and public methods seem to have a pretty high success rate
what should i do?
>>23346489
figure out some way that's sort of slow, and do it when somebody is coming to visit
>>23346489
beh
>>23346489
You should leave this place, roastie.
Post pics of the cutest/prettiest grills you seen irl.
Conditions:1. Girl can't be a hoe (not an issue if she's banged before, but no hoe pls)
2. Girl can't dress like a hoe
Pic related right one is the cutest I've seen fam
>>23346405
Great ass, great tits, perfection.
>>23346467
Looks good anon. Not cute doe. Smart is what I'd call her look is.
>>23346530
LOLOLOL, maybe you should stick your shit tier/colored girls then.
>tfw haven't committed suicide
>tfw when you fail to suicide
>>23346295
think about all the anime youll miss if you off youreself
Post pics of retards.
Wait a sec lemme post a selfie
>>23346166
OOOOOH
i dont want to go work
I'm at work. I don't want to be here
same
>>23346057
go to work fam
