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Are any of you excited for Halloween? (:
It's okay I guess. It's an excuse to go out dressed like a STALKER.
Why would a robot be excited for Halloween?
>>23363896
Because it's creepy (:
Claim you're waifu
>>23363458
Not like anyone else would claim her.
>>23363458
Claiming best waifu
>waifu thread
>posts a guy
Way to go op
Would any robots/fembots willingly be friends with pic related if he was still alive? Answer honestly.
You know he'd definitely eat you out
>>23363111
Tfw god gives serial killers better hairlines
No, he'd probably torture me for being so beta, or try to make me into a zombie in a drunken mania.
i feel terrible, Robots
i wander if anyone else's been through this.
>be few days ago on Omegle, using question mode to kill time.
>meet stranger who happens to have an odd sens of humor and also happens to be a grill
>we talk for a while, then exchange our skype
>we keep talking some more, she few miles away from me.
>also happens to be a turbo qt teen.
>she ask for my pic, i send her a random pic of a dude i find on my computer
>she likes it, we keep talking for days
>she's naive in a really cute way, tells me everything she did/does/and wanna do.
>despite being a turbo qt she's extremely lonely and i'm basically one of the few people she talk to
>she texts me more and more frequently and things start to get more "emotional"
>she wants more pictures of me.
>tfw i can't deliver because it was the only pic of that dude that i had.
>tfw i'm going to have to call it off and stop talking to her
i'm having all kinds of feels rn
i dunno how to deal with this
anyone from yesterday's thread lurking ?
>>23363055
Don't feel bad for her. She is lying through her teeth. Women are never lonely. You had fallen for the siren song my friend. I almost did too years ago. What I learned from that experience is that women are selfish bastards who crave all sorts of attention and will seek even more attention than needed. In my case, she used me to get good grades while she talks to other guys and gets other stuff from them like money, sex, etc. I bet if this girl, we're to see you for who you really are (physical looks), she would immediately reject you at a fucking glance. Don't be a cuck. Worry about yourself, tend to your needs and nobody else. She is probably talking to some guys behind you back anyways so don't even feel bad. Sounds harsh but that is the reality of it all. I am sorry to say this to you but it hurts me as much as it will hurt you if you don't reconsider the legitimacy how this situation will even benefit you in anyway. It won't.
at least I'm tall
Same here fam tbh
>5'10"
I'm happy with my height tbh fam
Feels good
It's good, but still never leave the house.
>in uni today
>some 5'8" skinny manlet that I've talked twice with approaches me after the lecture
>"H-hey femanon, wanna go for a coffee together?"
>laugh in his face and tell him that my BOYFRIEND is picking me up in a few minutes
>he mumbles okay, fakes a smile and walks away
Kek, betas, when will they ever learn?
It's hilarious seeing those beta white bois get crushed everytime.
Share your experiences with betas, femanons.
>tfw no femanon will ever smugly turn me down or otherwise treat me like garbage
And you made me all stiff OP, thanks a lot
>yfw when Op is an overweight faggot
and the anime reaction face confirm this.
>>23362076
>2015
>posting wojak
>not knowing that us femanons post cute anime girls to trigger faggots like yourself
lel, beta male spotted
Alot of you robots go on dating apps to find Stacy's. You think they go on to look for betas? No. Go to Vampire freaks.com they got everything from fembots to weebs. Trust me. Tell them anon sent ya.
>>23361871
>rating: -3
>>23361871
dude lose weight fucks sake its the least you coudl do
>Negative Ratings
Holy mother of God my fragile ego can't take it.
ITT: Underviewd youtube gold
go to http://underviewed.com/ and find the best video you can.
Here is my submission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m5dV67BueI
I got me one right here.
https://youtu.be/JRX07tWi9Kw?t=14
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLIoNDjAEn8
thougth this was going to be a suicide video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSEj4VwocdY
http://en.spaceengine.org/
space exploration simulator
DL link: spaceengine.org
I will dump some of the best screenshots i've taken
Thread theme for ultimate feels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKiuEHV6HWo
>tfw thunder storm outside and youre on space engine
star cluster on right with milky way in the back
each one is a galaxy, not a star
>When fat people lose weight, they still look like fat people with deflated skin
What reason do I have to get in shape knowing this?
>>23361589
if not fast do then skin not bad and floppy
Just become bearmode instead. Girls with daddy issues will like you.
>>23361589
He's still fat
Can we get a 10/10 waifu thread going?
grimes/10
>3D waifu
I want the normies to leave.
From my point of view robots are normies
Then you are lost!
And you're a fucking loser
Have a nice day
*ignites lightsaber*
don't make me do this pepe!
I'm not even edgy when I say this but i think all stupid people should be killed for the betterment of society.
Anyone under a 100 IQ should be killed. Stupid people have dragged down humanity since the beginning. They are a blight that should be exterminated.
If that was enacted there'd be no r9k
>>23361553
That's completely idiotic, for many reasons.
First, it would mean having an IQ of 100 would mean to be an idiot. It would create an enormous disbalance. Not to mention we would get rid of wayyyy to many people, who we need to make some simple jobs such as running machines, fastfood joints, etc.
Second, there's a shitload of smart people who are destroying our society. You think idiots can ruin our society? How? They're stupid, they don't know how. Smart, evil persons, on the other hand, are the ones ruling our countries.
Finally, since you're clearly not the smartest crayon in the box, that would mean we should kill you too.
Butt if we kill all the stupid people with IQ's below 100, then wouldn't people with IQ's in the low 100's be the new stupid? Stupidity is relative, after all. The smartest dog is smart, but not compared to a dumb human.
What are some easy or comfy jobs out there robot's.
I would also like to know this
There literally are none.
lifeguard
Meanwhile on rock9k....
>>23359822
>that basic emotion when no qt gatherer mate
>>23359822
neanderchads GET OFF MY CAVE PAINTING WALL
homo sapiens uprising now
>1500 AD
>cavemen
uh
