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I feel like I'm fucking invisible to women.
Even the ones that I used to be on okay terms with just completely ignore me now and surround themselves with Chads instead.
I don't blame them, but it hurts.
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>>23386449
The way I see it, this is the best time for you to focus on self-improvement. Stay invisible and keep doing you; it's only a matter of time before they notice you again. Which at that point, you can clearly tell them to go fuck themselves. Just don't fuck it up by reaching out and coming off as needy.
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>>23387652
>by reaching out and coming off as needy.

I'm actually really scared of that so I do my best to look like I'm ignoring them.
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>>23386449

I'm getting through your same situation and i've never felt so alone in my whole life.
Since a month ago, everyone started to ignore me, even if start a good conversation.
Now i just play everyday until my bad streak is over.

How does it feel knowing you will never kill or hurt a normie?
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Good. I don't like it when people suffer.
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feels good
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>>23386221
>>23388129
>>23388146
How do you know the future?

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>implying you can do this
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I never implied
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What, get a woman to have sex with me?

You're right, I can't.
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>>23385903
>implying i'm implying

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Apparently adults shouldn't be watching anime and cartoons. That's pretty unfair but whatever.
What the fuck am I supposed to watch besides anime and cartoons though?
Everything else bores me to death besides GoT and that's fairly pleb-tier anyway.
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Sports
Home improvement shows
Documentaries
Cop dramas
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>>23385723
You've meant to read.
I did just marathon R&M
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>>23385723
Says who fam? Your mommy?

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>tfw your oneitis just posted on her wall a "When his height start with 5" meme
>tfw 5'7"
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If it's any consolation, the average male height in the west is 5'10, so a good portion of these women will end up as lonely used goods, and then we will have justice.
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>>23385624

>tfw your oneitis posts that he just wants a cute girlfriend
>tfw you have a manface

Why do guys think it's okay to judge people on qualities they can't change
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>>23385991
>right now there's millions of dudes who'd fuck you/date you regardless but they're not Chad so you don't so much as see them as sexual beings

Was this you faggots again?

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/wilfrid-laurier-university-on-lockdown-amid-threat-1.2612641
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>>23385464
imagine people just start making these thread when they want to get out of exams

find a random phone and go on public wi-fi and make these thread tbh
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>>23385464
seriously faggots?
i'm from waterloo and can't believe this shit

the fucking FBI are investigating, the fucks wrong with you retards?
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>credible threat

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Is it, or nah? Why?
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Tbh u can't even know fam
Both my parents are gorgeous and still look young and I got a jewnose and shitty skin with asymmetric eyes
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>>23385361
What about risking it, then? I mean, if you're ugly your kids will probably be ugly as well
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>>23385342
No. kids can turn out fine if you find a good mate.

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How does this make you feel?
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10/10
Would make a boy sit there
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A little disgusted tbh. I find all that forced cutesy twee pintrest shit to be nauseating and a little unsettling even when it isn't being used as a childhood punishment.
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>but I didn't do anything!
>too bad sit in the chair you ugly slag

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>cum in pussy no condom
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>cum in condom no pussy
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>>23385225
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Has anyone else's parents taken away their condie privileges?

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>day 4 of involuntary nofap

I'm on a family holiday in Italy and can't sneak in a jerk. It's rendering me insane to be surrounded by young Italian T&A.

How're you doing with the nofap?
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>>23385137

Day 2
All going well so far
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>>23385137
>It's rendering me insane to be surrounded by young Italian T&A.
Use your foreign charms to score some local tail, then. Assuming, of course, that you can get away from your folks. Then again, if you could get away you could also fap.

Difficult situation.
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>>23385137
Jesus fucking christ, that looks like a venezuelian barrio. Is Italy that 3rd world?

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Who /constantly sick/ here?

Who /constantly stressed/ here?
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>Who /constantly sick/ here?
sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't just end it if I have to endure this pain for the rest of my life
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My nose has run consistently for like three years
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>>23386150
So what keeps You here.

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>tfw i absolutely don't give a fuck

I don't have a job and rarely have to do with girls. the idea of a nice future is lost long ago.

all my days consist of is getting weed, smoking weed, 4chan, games, waiting until mom comes home

I'm 22
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>>23385023
mom is paying for your weed games food etc?
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>>23385023
I was you.
than I met a nice girl.
now I live with nice girl and still have no job no life just weed n Chan n disgusting ugly pussy but it's still pussy and she cooks and cleans and is nice and I love her and I'm sorry Laura if you read this.
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That's just the weed talking you pathetic druggy.

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She texted back. There's hope for everyone. Follow your dreams
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>>23384511
she saw you getting out of the orbit
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>>23384511
You sound like a stupid cunt, but I approve of your cartoon gf.
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>>23384814

Thanks

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if /R9K/ has a theme tune what would it be?
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>>23384453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsSlOGzPM90
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>>23384453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>23384453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46IQu0yuJzU

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Please help me.

I really need your help. You all know the way of suicide by helium. I want to get a tank and everything else I need so I have a ready to go set. It's the only acceptable and safe method I found so far.

Please notice that I do not plan to kill myself anytime soon. So no need to tell me not do it. I won't. I just want this as a backup. It makes me feel better to have it if shit really hits the fan.

I'm not sure if any helium tank is okay or if I need a special one. I had these items in mind. Would that work out?

http://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B005EFUA2Y?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=ox_sc_act_title_1&smid=AMC490X86U6XR


http://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B00KV9LL3A?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=ox_sc_act_title_2&smid=A2KS1MXQDSE2KI

http://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B00XIJSPBQ?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=ox_sc_act_title_3&smid=A1K0VA75I4ZEEQ

Dont want to spend much money if shit doesent work anyway.

If this doesent work out, where can I buy the right things? Perferably in germany.

I don't know where else I could ask, so I'd appreciate any kind of help. I heard that there are suicide forums or whatever but I couldn't find any that gives good advice.

Thanks guys.
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>>23384292
Get ready for a life in actual hell once you don't actually die and just irreversibly damage your brain into just being alive just enough to feel pain and live in an eternal state of sleep paralysis where all you can see and feel is monsters clawing at you.

Literally what happened to some loser acquaintance of my dad, he got out that coma experience hell just to actually kill himself 2 days later :^)

Enjoy fam
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>>23384415
What the fuck seriously?

Holy shit it can't be that hard to kill yourself. There must be some way.
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>>23384452
Because all of your body your brain your fucking cells are wired to survive at all costs at their very core.

The figure of successful suicides is vastly outnumbered by the failed attempts, which usually end up in maiming, loss of brain function or shit like >>22384452

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