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>/r9k/ slows down
>loneliness starts to eat at you again
>>23384190
Yeah it has been pretty slow, huh? Seems bizarre did everyone else kill themselves already?
>>23384217
Police got 'em.
Actually, I don't know. Maybe they left due to the normie infestation.
I'm too desperate to ever leave.
Can one of you pls recommend me an animu to watch?
My thread didn't go too well >>23383674
>tfw no middle eastern loli to save from child marriage and raise as your own
They're cute as long as they are preteens, I'll give you that OP.
But as soon as puberty strikes - and it does at very you age - they start smelling badly and get *incredibly* hairy.
Also, dat bad temper...
reminder that the female genitalia don't develop until after puberty so pedofags are screwed.
>>23384755
Roastie gettin toastie
It's better to have a gf who likes drugs because there's something to do after sex. You know besides just play with your phone
>>23384049
More drugs she take the better
>>23384049
> people seriously play with their phone after a romp
Disgusting. It's cuddles or nothing.
>>23384049
This is a normie-free zone, please vacate the premises.
Getting $250 a fortnight to sit on my ass and "apply" for jobs I made it when did you realize you had made it?
>>23383950
i get paid 5 times as much as you do to study philosophy fam
>>23383950
Lol
poor people
Pic related, here's a little under 4 grand I have lying around.
In another couple of hours I'll post around 39 k
I know this thread will still be here. You poor people have never even seen let alone held or owned or put into the bank yourself.
>>23384353
Wanna see my "change box"
Why can't I stop fapping to traps?
>>23383504
Because you're a degenerate faggot of course.
>>23383676
/thread
>>23383676
/thread
>tfw when job application says "priority will be given to people from under represented backgrounds like women, disabled, LGBT, and minorities"
>tfw not born a woman, disabled, LGBT or a minority
why even live?
check your privilege cis scum
I don't think it would be hard if you made up you were an aspie...
>>23383136
To carry out the final solution
>guys will date depressed girls
>will date shy girls
>will date girls even if they aren't 100% confident all of the time
>unless you're an ultra outgoing, 100% confident superman who never shows any sign of weakness or introversion girls don't even know you exist
>>23383121
women are inside out turds
/lit/ here on visit to /r9k/
you guys are delusional as fuck
look at all the beta cuck hipster fags with girlfriends
all they expect is anything at all
the fact of it is people on 4chan have absolutely zero to give by CHOICE
if you want a gf start acting in a manner that will get you one
it's your choice to live the way you want and to be who you are, conform or die
we are one of the first generations of the first societies in which one can truly do what they want, as it turns out, a lot of us would rather do other things that get gfs
theyre not super choosy. you're just stubborn and have nothing to offer
>>23383443
>/lit/ here
Why don't robots have something they can identify each other by? Like a 4 leaf clover pin on your shirt collar. It's better than screaming "REEEEEE!", and it's rather subtle. I'm also assuming not many robots talk to others enough to even come up with codes.
It would let us identify each other in times of "emergency" (shootings) and it would be nice to see someone I could just walk up to, hug and talk about feels.
An RE on the back of the left hand.
You made the crucial mistake of thinking that robots actually go outside and mingle with other people. The ones here who do aren't real robots, just posers.
we do have a code. we're robots.
If dubs I get a beautiful girlfriend who will always love me for who I am and never be mean to me and cook me nice food all the time.
If singles I blow my brains out with my grandpa's old service revolver.
ROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
Rip In PeAce my wet old friend
>>23382877
chek'd
>>23382877
this man stole your gf OP
> be 9
> go to Chuck E. Cheese's with my parents
> don't really like sticky cheesy pizza so I spend time in one of those kiddy pools
> an employee in a Chuck E. Cheese fuzzy costume shows up, asks me if I want to play with him
> fuck yeah I agree
> he asks my parents for permission
> they say it's ok
> he says he'll take me to a "secret kids room"
> actually takes me out the back
> proceeds to molest me, fucks me in the ass
> I am too afraid to do anything
> gives me a snickers bar afterwards and tells me not to talk about this to my parents
to this day, noone knows, except for me and Chuck E. Cheese
I'm sorry that happened to you anon. I kek'd at the title of your image though
Snickers is top tier man that's awesome. Good for you.
You should have told your parents, anon, and got Chuck the Fuck chucked in fucking prison.
Why do /r9k/ turbo virgin autists go "reeee"?because they're reee-tarded xD
olo
lel
>>23381724
nicely memed :)
Hello /r9k/,
I would like to ask your help to find a fitting second / last name for my GW2 / GW1 character.
Why /r9k/? Because I consider you the more "intellectual" / "thinking" compared to other boards.( I think it's safe to say this after having browsed /r9k/ for many years now.)
So yeah, I've got three first names for my character(s), Athena / Minerva (For Guardian, Paladin-like class) and Freya (For a Necromancer / Revenant, comparable to Warlock / Death Knight in WoW)
I would like second / last names that'd fit the theme of the class or are just good second names, it's up to you.
Every suggestion / any input is much appreciated, I'm looking forward to your reply.
>inb4 name it yourself
I've been looking around for days now and couldn't find anything I'm statisfied with, I'm pretty sure I'll have more success here.
Thanks in advance, pic unrelated.
>all of a suddenly goosebumps on my skin
"unoriginalcunt"
Seriously it'll fit with your overused first names
>>23381779
I'm not looking to be a special snowflake, just to have a somewhat decent name to go by, decent in a sense that it fits the "story" / theme.
Who deserves to die?
>>23381630
normies and tumblr filename frogposters
>>23381630
Nobody, but it happens to everyone, so "deserve" is an irrelevant concept.
All who oppose us of course :^)
Eng. major, d1 athlete, part time mechanic, moderate pussy.I fucking hate this life.im smart, but not 3.5 gpa smart. I'm more like 4chan smart, smart enough to be pessimistic(which really isn't all that smart).The more I continue to live, the more I want to an hero. It's hard to fake the Chad life, the thing is very superficial. Though I feel like if I gave up and became a N33T I would definitely off myself. I'm at a crossroad, hate Chad life, still want to live. Gimme ideas to not hate life while still not hating myself.
Not big on movie making but thanks m8
>>23381404
Hi doppelganger. Same situation up to the major and I agree, it's shit being a cyborg.
How was your first date?
>implying
>>23381230
Define date.
I've been to a pizza place with a girl that I have kissed before.
First date?
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