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Be honest, /r9k/, if you could be reborn and choose between being a girl and a boy, which one would you be and why?
I'd be the same gender (boy), but in a petter place
Women are fucking worthless. They're just having an uprising because of all the privilege they get.
>>24049828
oh god that's been my dream since i was little. girl girl girl.
fuck taking these hormones i want the real thing :(
Sorry robots and wojaks. /r9k/ has been taken over by a new crowd, its no longer your club for feels and women hate. Majority rules.We /r9gay/ now.
>>/lgbt/
You have a board. You're not gonna just take a different board.
Why don't you post there? Or on /b/, if you're just after porn. Or /soc/ if you're looking for a fudgehole to plow.
Can't believe I've been sharing my feels with freaks and faggots.
you fags have your own board, eat shit and die tbqh
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Who here still going strong?
Feels good, doesn't it?
I don't have the habit of fapping, so it's just a normal day for me. Not a kv, though.
>>24049728
GET OUT NORMALNIGGER!!!!!
>>24049683
>tfw constantly leaking precum
Has he finally gone even farther off the deep end? I mean CWC has always been weird, but these last two years have been the worst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8kbUN35Kpo
>>24049646
jesus senpai tbqh why
>>24049646
He's like a cartoon parody of transgenders.
Sadly it's not organic anymore he's just doing it to get traffic so he can make money on etsy
>tfw you realize the only reason you fap is because it's one of the few things that brings any enjoyment to your life
I recently realized that I only fap when I'm depressed.
>>24049536
Well... maybe it's cuz it keeps coming back? (you keep getting horny)
What if you were inspired for other things? (got "horny" for other things)
Wouldn't that bring enjoyment?
>>24049592
i don't understand what you mean.
there is no other way to satiate my hornyness other than fapping
who /fridaynight/ here?
what are you doing?
what are you drinking?
why are you drinking?
anything exciting happen this week/happening this weekend?
Reading through All New All Different Marvel comics with a cat on my lap while listing to The Whitlams. Might have a beer later on but tomorrow night there's a few good bands on so saving drinking for then.
I'm just browsing /r9k/ drinking red wine and listening to a playlist of relaxing videogame music. Got those supreme gentleman feels.
Hopefully i can meet this qt girl that once comforted me when my heard broke(i will never forget this it was the nicest thing a girl has ever done to me)
If not i'll fuck some slut from tinder tomorrow
>mfw eating my delicious Subway turkey sausage halal breakfast sandwich
>mfw British
>>24049377
ANOTHER SUBWAY SHILL
>>24049377
Subway is halal?
>>24050265
Some of them are. Depends if you're in an area with high concentrations of Pakis
>enters thread
>makes a post
>kills it
>Make Dank /b/ tier spiderman shitpost
>Check catalog
>No more NFN threads
I knew most of you guys were just kidding yourselves.
Get in here those who are going to pass the first week with me.
I suck at this
stop watching porn instead. fap only using your imagination
>>24049312
Lasting well ever since I taught myself how to have orgasms without fapping in the normalfag way.
does /r9k/ own any figs or posters or other anime merchandise?
post pictures, rooms, etc please.
>>24049083
can you remake this thread at like 11am eastern tomorrow? I need to sleep now but want to participate
>>24049083
I own zero anime merchandise and feel somewhat bad about that.
I almost bought a Kaiji fig though.
I'm getting a pre-owned Remilia and a pre-owned Chiyo in the next few days. I also want to get the Inori figma but you can only get it from resellers now and I'm super scared I'm gonna end up buying some bootleg.
What do?
You're pet doesn't don't know friendship or loyalty, they don't truly love you. The only reason you haven't been eaten alive is because you're about a hundred times larger.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-cats-kill-you-bigger-study-post.html
Mean while, dogs grow more docile the larger they get, demonstrating how gentle their souls are. Choose a better animal next time.
True that
Look at this vicious cat trying to knaw off this guy's hand
'k, now post cute cat pics
>>24048944
REMINDER TO ALL DOG FAGS
Your pet is an imbecile and lacks proper training.He humps the neighbors, barks at your friends when they enter the door, and barks at people in the car, and finally chases people as they jog.
Your pet is literally the biggest annoyance to ever exist, and the only reason they are this way, is because you're too lazy to train them
Who /cigs/ here?
I just had my first cig in about a year. I bummed one from a coworker and coughed my lungs out but felt great after it. Was a marlboro red. Want to pick up a pack but not sure what to get since I got virgin lungs again. What's a smooth good tasting cig?
>>24048848
>claimed to have smoked and quit
>doesn't have a preferred cig
I love smoking, but at the same time I have an intense addiction to cigarettes. They're a great social lubricant for me but I smoke way to often.
I love me a pack of parliaments.
DuMaurier because 99% of Canadian smokes suck
this board is objectively terrible
why do you people even keep coming here?
>>24048842
I have nothing
>>24048842
Im here to laugh at you being here
>>24048842
I only come here to enjoy the gay threads while making people as angry as possible in all of the other threads.
Imagine for a moment that you're a homeless person.
You've lost everything: you have no friends, no family, no job, no bed to sleep in, and no possessions other than the clothes you're wearing.
Most people pretend they can't see you, and those who do accidentally acknowledge you look at you with disgust.
You have to go to a shelter just to get one single meal each day, because your only other option is eating garbage.
Then one day someone walks into the shelter that you have never seen before.
This person looks like a completely normal member of society.
They're wearing a uniform so they obviously have a job, they look healthy and clean as if they've recently bathed, and they walk into the shelter holding their iPhone and texting someone.
They walk up to the counter and ask for a tray of food, but before they're given one you ask them why they're in a shelter when they obviously aren't really homeless.
The person stops everything they were doing and just stares at you, becoming visibly upset.
They begin talking about how they got kicked out of their apartment and have to crash at their friend's place for a while, and that this means they're homeless just like you.
They say that this means they're entitled to the free food the shelter hands out, even though they could afford to buy lunch.
When you try to tell them that it's not the same thing they become angry, they start yelling at you and every other homeless person in the room.
They attempt to steal food from you and the other homeless people.
They start screaming in your face about how you should be more respectful of them because they're suffering just like you are, meanwhile grabbing the food off of your tray.
Eventually the person becomes bored and decides to leave after about an hour or so of yelling at homeless people.
They've either stolen or ruined so much food that the homeless people who were there now wont be able to eat a full meal that day.
That's what it feels like when "Fembots" post on r9k.
>>24048740
Excellent post.
"Fembots" and "femanons" need to gtfo.
quality post OP
>>24048740
I have nothing to add. This post captures how fembot problems pale in comparison to trurobot problems
What do you owe society?
>>24048692
That looks comfy as fuck.
And I owe society nothing. I didnt ask to be here.
Absolutely nothing, a pair of normies decided to pull my will from the aether and force it into a pathetic fleshy mass.
I could be conversing with fourth-dimensional reptilians right now, but no.
>>24048772
Is there a collection of all these comics somewhere?
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