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Does anyone here have those "i don't even like 90% of my friends" phases?
>>23394658
>90%
>phases
get out normalfag.
>Friends
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>>23394658
if by phase, you mean life, then yeah.
Who else here likes to play with their snot/spit?
>>23394606
My autism level isn't that high enough to do that.
>>23394606
Kill yourself you unhygienic piece of trash
>>23394606
i eat my boogers
Found your problem in a handy chart, /r9k/.
Start editing those dating profiles
>"I will not date anyone even slightly overweight"
Whats wrong about this? I've got a fat fetish but I don't go forcing it on others.
Ps. that picture is made by a guy
>reverse search
>cracked
Man, I remember when that website was funny five years ago
I'm feeling pretty bad.
Life has its ups and downs.
Feeling bad is nature's way of saying there's something to learn here.
>>23394127
me too. why? kinda drunk right now on somene else's booze
>>23394176
Typical normie wisdom bullshit
I go grocery shopping today. Lady is taking up whole aisle, sees she is in my way but doesn't move. I say excuse me and she ignores me so I have to push past her.
A few minutes later I am going down a different aisle and lady is coming at me, she comes straight at me forcing me to veer hard to the side to avoid crashing into her.
As I move down the aisle some dude almost smashes into me with his cart. It is HIS fault but he just stares at me like I did something wrong.
At checkout I notice my oatmeal container is open. I politely ask cashier if she can send a bagger or someone back to get me an unopened one. She looks offended and tells me I can go get one myself but its not their job to do my shopping for me.
I turn and walk out. Leaving all my crap piled on the conveyer belt and a half full shopping cart there.
Now I know I will be too scared to ever go back to that store again even though it is super close. Now I will have to go shopping at the store that is like 20 minutes away. FML.
>>23393783
>I turn and walk out. Leaving all my crap piled on the conveyer belt and a half full shopping cart there.
best thing you could have done
do not be afraid to go back in there
somewhere there is an upset manager yelling at his lazy employees.
Go back and expect better service
as a consumer you deserve better and it would be sad to see you discouraged because of some shitty employees.
>>23393783
You handled it pretty well, letting out anger without doing anything off the charts is pretty good for your own mental health.
OP here, I guess my issue is, why the fuck does this shit happen in the first place?
It's like my whole life people have fucked with me for NO REASON. I just want to live my life the best I can, to leave others alone and to be left alone by others. And yet it seems that people always have to fuck with me.
It's like I have a big target painted on my chest.
It sucks being alone , depressed, ugly, poor, stupid, etc. But I could totally deal with all that shit if people just left me alone. I could deal with being a virgin, I could deal with having no career and no future, if people would just leave me the fuck alone.
>tfw you return to that thread you forgot about and your post/bait has gotten a lot of upvotes
>>23393677
2/10 bait
fuck off back to reddit
>>23393724
>bad bait
>takes it
>>23393769
>>>/reddit/
Would you date a feet?
What if feet could talk?
Would you be comfortable with a feet gf?
>>23393627
would you date a black dad gf?
what if black dads could talk?
would you be comfortable dating a black dad?
>>23393654
Anon pls
>>23393627
Yes
>>23393654
No
>nobody ever came on his Steam avatar
What a loser!
What a normie.
>>23394345
Sento is fucking adorable. I want to touch her arms.
Why can't you pasty as whitebois recognize ur prrvlij?
BUMP FOR WHITE
MUTHAFUCKIN
PRIVILEGE
Its usually the spics finding jesus in things, nice try tho
>>23393526
why can't women and minorities see their special western society privilege?
holy shit
new buddy
https://youtu.be/KK_86uSlH70
Eggman is INFERIOR
Buddy is SUPERIOR
>people see you and expect so much, but you have nothing to give.
who else chad on the outside, pepe on the inside?
pure pepes will never know this feel.
I agree with what he's saying tbh fam
Hi this is a bait thread. Can you reply all pissed off and stuff plz. I will give you a (you) in return. tyvm
Kill yourself you retarded cocksucking mouthbreathing repulsive waste of functioning organs.
Golly, I sure am angry
How'd I do?
IN YOUUURRR HEEEAD
IN YOUUUUUUR HEEEEEEAAAAAAAD
ZOMBIEEE
ZOMBIEEEEE
ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEE
REEEE
REEEEEE
REEEEEEEEE
I'VE
BECOME
SO
NUMB
>oneitis asked me if I wanted to taste her drink.
>I said sure
>literally my first kiss
I've heard that this is a sign that a girl is really into you. What do you girls think?
She is definitely into you and nice dubs
You have ascended OP.
>>23393055
grats
Ya know.. Im a normie.
Ive had sex.
I have a couple friends.
Im literally the most anti social person I know though.. But just because of the fact Ive had sex, been a relationship, and have some friends, im not a robot..
But god damn no matter what I do.. I still feel like one. I still feel like a worthless piece of fucking shit and I need to burn myself alive one day.
I literally fucking hate myself for what I have/had
>>23392900
>/adv/
Someone wanted to have sex with you. You're not a robot and you never will be one. Maybe you hit the wall somehow and fucked up along the way but you're not a robot. If anything you're just a failed person.
>>23392900
iktf
although I am female.
GOD DAMMIT YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
>had sex
>"IM SO ALONEEEEE NO ONE LIKES MEEE"
FUCK
OFF
Who /chad/ here?
>be me
>see some fucking beta faggot talking innocent nerdy qt
>mytimetoshine.pic (im new to this meme stuff lol)
>"Sup bitch? Oh, I didn't see you there faggot boy"
>immediately get her number, beta cuck watches, the look of being crushed by a superior male is in his eyes
Later
>invite nerd chick to hang out at my place, she comes over
>starts talking about 'anime' and gay shit like that
>"I don't give a shit about your cartoons bitch, take that top off though and I might"
>she reluctantly does, pretending to hide her enjoyment in doing so
>start sucking those titties, we get it on for hours
>finish by jizzing all over her nerd glasses
Anyone else know this feel, man?
If you wanted a reply or a bait thread you could've asked you know
you're bad at this.
I don't know what level of irony we're working from anymore.
