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sorry for not posting this earlier but I have major stomach issues and every morning I puke even if theres nothing in my stomach so it's stressful senpai but I love kiki so yeah <3
anyways you know the rules fags
tags: r9 r9k omegler9k r9komegle /mu/
>>24029116
First for raccoon hat
>>24029116
>/mu/unoriginal etc etc
>blackchad
No you're not faggot i am
Whats your biggest sexual fantasyI want Suka to punish, abuse and humiliate me for being a sick pedo fuck.
probs. just fucking a dog desu senpai.
Basically abduction of someone close, like a family friend or work colleague.
I'd need a dedicated basement area Fritzel style where I could keep him/her tied up.
There'd be a lot of raping involving large insertions, saline injections, hallucinogenic drugs, watersports and electronic shocks etc and some torture like beatings, cutting, mutilation.
Eventually I'd probably start dismemberment of outer limbs so that the victim wouldn't be able to walk or use their hands; Basically just four stumps. The limbs would processed and I'd either use them for insertions or beatings or process the meat and feed it to them.
Ideally this would go on for years, the best part would be bringing them to the point that they beg me to kill them but I'd keep making them suffer for as long as possible.
>>24026370
For my best friend to notice how hard I've been working lately to look girlish and cute. I want him to fuck me, hard. Very rough so I can show him how submissive I can be. Afterward I'd hope that he'd let me be his gf/bf/don't care about the label. He's the perfect partner as far as I can tell, I just want to be good for him as well.
We made it through September edition.
>>23905602
we made it through october too
Got a job interview with McDonalds on Tuesday lads.
>>23905658
good luck la, get me a mcchicken sammich
How can chestlets compete with this?
>someone actually took time and effort to make this retarded thread
Pathetic
>>23971887
>people prefer butts over this
Not a fan of cowtits but CC or DD is generally cool
What memories do you have of the innocent past life?
Played it since I was 4
>>23977895
Damn OP, I had that castle. Feels.
You all just lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLnul4LOtfw
>Number of girls you've asked out
>Number of girls that said yes
>Number of girls that said no/made an excuse
6/4/2
>>23977229
0/0/0
glad we could get that out of the way
7/0/1
never been on a second date
>>23977229
0/1/0 I think I win desu.
Who /mischief/ here?
>go to mcdonald's
>use the restroom
>come out
>cashier person announces an order is ready
>take order
>casually walk out with free meal
Damn that's /devilish/
>>23970174
nail by nail
>See person walking their dogs 30 feet or so away in a quiet area when nobody else is around
>Screech loudly so that the dogs get distressed and become a nuisance to the owner
>Turn around at the same time as him looking around to see where the hell that weird noise came from
>Laugh in the same high pitched voice as soon as he turns around and keeps walking
This literally keeps me up at night laughing
Role-Reversal and Gentle Femdom General - Catboys In Heat Edition
ITT:
>related hentai
>greentext
>monster girls
>general lewdness
>dojinshi recommendations
>anime/manga recommendations
>preferably recommendations that are on-topic
>cuteposting
>vocaroos
>friendly discussion
Previous Thread: >>23861902
>What is Role Reversal?
http://rolereversalreader.tumblr.com/post/108492906077/finished-the-faq-for-relationship-role-reversal
New Map:
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/gfd/ Gender and Age Survey http://strawpoll.me/5782920
irc channel: irc.irchighway.net , #gfd
/rr/ and /gfd/ megapastebins:
http://pastebin.com/7NfGfusP
http://pastebin.com/evbfjazh
http://pastebin.com/iQetqpH7
Reading/watching recommended for your /gfd/ pleasure
Animated films:
>Garden of Words
>Kiki's delivery service
Anime/Manga:
>Witch Craft Works
>Freezing
>Madan no Ou to Vanadis
>Morobito: Guardian of the Spirit
>Monster Musume no Iru Ichijou
>Soredemo Sekai wa Utsukushii (The world is still beautiful)
>Akame ga Kill*
>Infinite Stratos
>Accel World*
>The Pet Girl of Sakurasou*
>Danna ga Nani o Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken
>Tasogare otome x Amnesia
>Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun
>Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
Manga/Light Novel:
>Kono Onee-san wa fiction desu
>Unbalance x Unbalance
>Oyomegatari
>Sensei Lock-on
>Arakawa under the bridge
>Natsuyuki Rendezvous
>Otomen
>Tramps like us
>Hokago play
>Game Over
*/gfd/ is not the main focus of the story. Don't read/watch it purely for the /gfd/, make sure you enjoy it first and consider the /gfd/ a bonus.
Doujins: http://pastebin.com/5w7qgrM6
>>23953690
/r/ cute male guide
The other britfeel thread is awful edition.
Post waifus desu
>>23974045
roger that senpai
>>23973881
it is, fucking 4 + 4 channers.
>tfw always struggled with bulimia
>tfw people make fun of me for being skinny and hurt me without realizing it
The worst part of it is that I also like it when people call me skinny, because that's the whole point of being bulimic. But sometimes people get a little too vicious with the jokes. I can almost taste the venom in their words.
I know it's my fault for being
>triggered
so easily, but I just wish people would be a little more sensitive.
C, is that you?
>>23969635
It's not your fault. If the world was fair everyone would care about each other and accommodate each other's needs, even when they're not needs every white man shares. The people who are fair and nice try to do that even though the world is imperfect.
It's the fault of everyone who doesn't try to make the world a better place and treat their fellow people kindly.
>>23969635
So like...you can read minds?
>be Stacy
>getting BTFO by sandniggers
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=613_1446420230
>walks around like a slut
>surprised when she is treated like a slut
I don't feel any sympathy for her. I welcome all sandniggers in Europe and I hope they beat the shit out of our disgusting whores.
>>23976400
>no rape
fuck you
>>23976400
WORLD STAR MASHALLAH
Time for another one of these threads
>that kid who wore one of these and challeged random kids around the school to duels
>that teacher who was arrested by the fbi in the middle of class and had their computer taken away
>that ugly autistic kid who tried to ask out the big titted stacys
>that kid who liked mlp and tried to get the teachers into it
>that couple that fucked under the table in class
>that kid who got arrested for possession of child pornography and was held back for 2 years
>that kid who threatened to shoot up the homecoming dance and never delivered
>that kid who killed himself after losing his ipod
>that kid that said he had an ultra rare and powerful tazo that someone offered to buy for over $100
>that kid who ran like naruto and sonic in gym class
Do you find it strange that white people dont use wash cloths?They use their hand and rub soap all over their body. I think it is gross and on top of that they probably have so much dead skin build up because of it.
>>23972533
What? White guy here, we do use wash cloths
I find it strange that white bois think they belong here
>>23972553
every white person ive met does not wash their body with wash cloths, they use their hand only and the girls use those plastic things
We love you ROBOT - please notice us!
> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
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>>23678698
You don't want the robot's attention. It only notices you when it's muting you.
>>23678698
>tfw no robot gf
Does anybody want to watch me give my dog a bath. I am very lonely.
hey let's try something different. let's all talk about reasons why we love women, or real life stories about women that are positive.
>be me last weekend
>be visiting one of my old high school friends at his college
>im a NEET loser and he's my only friend left who still talks to me, although i only had 3 friends to begin with
>friend and i pregame in his apartment then go out and try to get in college parties
>cant get in without girls
>we run into a group of four girls and my friend hits on one of them successfully and ask if he wants to go to a party with them
>i was just standing there and hadn't talked yet so she says i can come too if i want
>friend says we'd love to and we head to the party
>at the party now, and my friend takes the chick he was hitting on into a room to smash
>im kinda pissed because now im just standing in the corner of the party with the other three girls
>i am just standing there while they have a conversation, i still havent said a word to any of them
>cant tell two of the girls are noticeably uncomfortable with me there, but one girl, who i thought was the cutest, keeps looking at me and smiling
>eventually she turns to me and says, "Jeez, you sure are quiet, kid. What's your name?"
>Voice shaking, I say, "Hehe, y-yeah. Sorry about that. The name's anon."
>>23696799
cont
>She says "nice to meet you, my name's Georgia."
>I say, Oh like the state. Or, the country, I guess. Well, both really, heh."
>All 3 girls burst out laughing
>Georgia continues to help me break out of my shell
>Literally JUST BEE-ING MYSELF and they are laughing at every single thing im saying, even when im not even trying to be funny!
>At the end of the night, they ask to take a picture with me
>I've literally never taken a picture with a girl who I'm not related to so I'm positively ecstatic
>super embarassing but I actually hoverhanded the girls because I was so fucking nervous that my hands were shaking and I didn't want them to feel me trembling
>But, get this, right when they're taking the picture, Georgie leans in and kisses me on the cheek
Before this, I had never even HUGGED a girl. Fuck, I've never even shaken HANDS with a girl! This was so fucking overwhelming that I actually got an erection from it, not even fucking joking. Which is a huge relief, since I had been getting into trap and femboy shit lately so it's good to know I'm still attracted to good old-fashioned chicks with vaginas.
>at the end of the night, we say our goodbyes
>Georgie says, "anon, you are so freaking adorable."
I know this is pathetic, but this was the best night of my life so far. Thank you, Georgie. I hope I run into you again someday.
>unironic exclamation marks
hmmmm
anyway
>tfw never even talked to a female besides my mother
>>23696965
>unironic exclamation marks
yeah that's something i need to work on it's lame as fuck. it's an old habit though.
>tfw never even talked to a female besides my mother
dude that was pretty much me before last weekend. but im still so fucking high on life just from having a single solid interaction with a human female. don't give up man
