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We made it through September edition.
>>23905602
we made it through october too
Got a job interview with McDonalds on Tuesday lads.
>>23905658
good luck la, get me a mcchicken sammich
Barely. I slowly faded from a good friend and he was the only person who ever came over to hang out since Summer.
>>23905627
I know but that didn't sound as good
Really enjoyed Halloween lads. Gf had to work overnight so I took her kids trick or treating, and they loved it.
>>23905791
Fuck off normie cunt.
Fuck got muted.
It's ops birthday
>>23905602
What is the purpose of those ice road signs? It gets icy everywhere, and they are not even valid for 80% of the year.
>>23905791
what's like taking care of another mans kids?
>>23905658
have any of you had those cheese bites from maccies
tasty desu
>>23905919
It's not like that. They know I'm not their dad, but he's a deadbeat who doesn't even pay child support. She's a great mum and would love to spend more time with them but she has a really demanding boss who is constantly calling her in to do extra work.
does anyone have the original pic from OP? And i dont mean original brit picture, i mean the original
>>23906032
She's getting smashed in all holes at work while you look after her kids from a failed relationship. There is no positive spin here.
>>23906032
it is kinda like that though lad. oh well at least she has you there to look after them
>>23905602
Who /spooked/ by this?Check the reflection
>>23905755
We've all been there m8.
My best friend since primary school moved to Crewe, 40 miles away because his girlfriend of 3 months was moving there.
Ain't even mad.
>>23906337
>It's not like that. They know I'm not t
what reflection? You mean it shows how fat she really is? Yeah spooky I guess
>>23905658
not a bad job desu lots of girls work there get stuck in
>>23906032
Mate, not even joking this isnt a meme but looking after another dudes kids is the ultimate kek move.
No one wants to be nasty to kids but desu it's not fair on them either by being a "nice guy" when in the end you're only around to stick it in their mom's sweaty hole.
>>23905602
This just came up on my news feed.
Anyone else find it irrationally funny?
>>23906557
>the way it looks like hes trying to stretch his neck up to seem taller
>>23906546
>ultimate kek move.
lol i meant "ultimate kek move"
whatever senpai
testin to see if the filters still work
desu
kek
senpai
>>23906557
Those fucking shorts
>>23906629
wew lad didnt know what was going on here for a sec thought i was losing it
>>23906557
That's a nice front door
Good morning britfeel, we survived halloween.
To anyone that's got a firearm certificate for a shotgun / rifle:
Do the police DNA / fingerprint you in the application? I've got quite a bad criminal record from 10 years ago but I want a gun. Reason I ask is I got pulled for speeding the other day and I gave the officer my new name (had to change my old name due to news reports on google) and when he asked if I was known to police I said no; naturally his checks came back neutral in my new name so if they don't require biometric info I can get my gun.
>>23906660
yeah lad they filter out t b h, c u c k and f a m
>>23906672Bet she's got a nice back door toowink winknudge nudgesay no more
>>23906690
and S J W
Where do you find pics of the tarts in their slutty halloween costumes?
The more amateur the better.
>>23906701
test
sjw
>>23906769
My bad - yesterday it was filtering to spooky scary skeletons
>>23906730
>Where do you find pics of the tarts in their slutty halloween costumes?
do you not know what instagram is S E N P A I?
Get off steam for a second and have a look
11:12
1 November 2015
>>23906807
I know OF it. Do I need to register? Because fuck that.
>>23906822
Feels like it's been a while
>>23906852
>Do I need to register? Because fuck that.
you need like an email account lad to follow them, apart from that no.
Never understood the aversion to registering with old burner email acc's
>>23906822
ah memories
>>23906900
A warning for you, m'sir.
Woke up next to a girl and a kebab, I've officially become a normie, see you lads
>>23906922
how tho?
>>23906922
Were you that stupid druggie from last night? If so, good.
If not, see you brave anon. But now you must get out forever reeee.
>>23906930
He followed some advice and thought "yeah ill just be myself"
and it worked
it was foggy this morning, the spook after the night before
>>23906970
Foggy as fuck here. Feels pretty nice, actually
Sex when circumcised is like eating without tastebuds.
opened normiebook this morning to find pictures of my brothers and sister at her house with all their kids for halloween, looked like fun, no invite for me. I always knew they were secretly ashamed of me for my robot ways, now I know for sure, feel like crying
is desu senpai making a comeback?
what did I miss last night?
>>23907004
>having a big dick is universally accepted as being good
>people voluntarily cut part of their dick off for literally no reason
>why?
>>23907030
to be honest family is being filtered to it pussyNIGGA
>>23907043
really?
baka desu senpai lads waheey
>>23907011
>get added by members of family haven't seen in years
>Don't accept them and don't reply, because my life is robot
>shut down my fb page about 2 years back now
Wouldn't mind seeing them for a few drinks but everyone's moved on with their life
>>23907033
nigga i hate to be cut.
if I leave a PS4 on for a solid week will it damage it?
It's not mine and if I log out then I lose all my data
>>23907033
>tfw my parents actually loved me and decided not to mutilate me
Feels good.
>>23907102
pussynigga think for a second why would it?? the PS4 probably reaches its highest temperature after being on for 1 hour or so. so if you play for 2 hours or 200 makes little difference, except there's more wear like more dust being soaked in and things like that.
>>23907106
>tfw my parents are autists and believed the jewdocs who said that its good to circumcise since I had phimosis
>they thought they would only do the best for me
circumcision ruined my life. all the uncutfags bullied me to death which gave me paruresis despite having a big ameriporn dick. I'd rather want to have a small anteater.
>>23907033
My parents decided to have me mutilated. I don't mind, I wasn't gonna use it for much so it's not much of a difference.
http://www.nuneaton-news.co.uk/Major-police-incident-Nuneaton/story-28092300-detail/story.html
One weekend I don't go to the only half decent bar in this shitty town, and it all kicks off and I miss it all. Fuck sake m8s
>>23907115
I just don't trust sony consoles. and this thing sounds like a jet on take off.
I know there's a new SKU out that fixes a lot of the heat and sound issues, so I don't know how delicate the release models are.
did you type pussynigga or was it filtered?
>>23907147
you don't masturbate? Circumcision affects masturbation the most.
>>23907157
>and this thing sounds like a jet on take off.
nigga my xbox 360 sounded like that too and then it got E74 RoD.
>d-did you type pussynigga or was it filtered?
LOL, get a load of this lil pussynigga
>>23907136
Yeah there was one kid who had it done in our school, everyone made fun of him as well. I can't imagine what it's like, if my member was out of its hood it would be way too sensitive to just leave rubbing against my boxers, it would hurt.
I guess you guys must just have numb cocks.
>>23907162
Not enough that I care. There isn't a single moment of my life where I think "I truly care that Jewish doctors convinced my parents they were doing the right thing"
>>23907180
lol yeah no shit. i hope that kid comes back and cuts your fucking heads off you fucking piece of shit. why would you fucking ruin someone's life just like that? what the fuck did he do to you?
>>23907184
>Not enough that I care.
BECAUSE THE FUCKING CIRCUMCISION MADE MASTURBATINO SO BAD YOU DONT EVEN DO IT THAT OFTEN ANYMORE
circumcised makes u the ultimate subhuman.
>>23907204
I didn't I wasn't /bully/ so you were just mean to someone for no reason
Did the jew cut off your niceness when he cut your cock?
>>23907214
>Did the jew cut off your niceness when he cut your cock?
I'm the nicest faggot you ever gone see.
>>23907204
Circumcision doesn't affect your mentality in that way, champ. I'm not a very sexually-interested person. It's not about whether my dick is cut or uncut, you're bitter about being cut, I'm not because I don't care.
>circumcised makes u the ultimate subhuman.
Your post quality makes me think you're the same guy that sperged months ago about how Diabetes type 1 is truly such a terrible fate. In which case I'm not surprised this is the turn you've taken
>>23907180
Cutfag here, as there's no hood, the head of the penis is dry. However, when it becomes wet, a lot more sensitivity comes back. I literally just rubbed it against boxers when dry, felt not a lot. But when I licked my finger and put the spit all over it, rubbing it against boxers hurt.
>>23907244
>Circumcision doesn't affect your mentality in that way, champ.
>something that feels significantly worse due to mutilation is still desired just as much
if my fucking ferari only does top speed of 20kmh i also wont drive it as often anymore.
Circumcision
marks you as the ultimate subhuman.
The one thing that truly makes you subhumane in the modern world.
>>23907269
You're cut and yet bitter about being cut. I'm cut yet not bitter about being cut. As a result, circumcision is not the reason for my mentality, or else your logic implies you'd share my mentality. Do you not see that, or are you going to claim to be an ascended being that rose above the influence of a cut dick to see the bigger picture, which is really just a picture of you throwing yourself into a landfill?
>>23907162
>americans all making jokes about "lotion" online
>lotion somehow connected to masturbation
>whatever_floats_your_boat.png...
>for years i don't get why you'd need lotion to have a wank
>tfw i find out they are more cut than a suicidal my chemical romance fan
>tfw you don't have to deal with friction
Train Driver lads, made it.
>world loves when you have a big dick
>you make it smaller for no reason
cutfags pls
>>23907297
oh i misunderstood. well i guess you are sort of right. but if you were mutilated under the same circumstances as me and bullied and did research about cision you might get a bit butthurt.
>>23907314
Good job matey.
>>23907319
memefag pls
i hope you get executed in the brazen bull desu.
>tfw you finally get an oneitis
Now I fully understand what you guys mean by it, I want off this ride.
>>23905602
What do I have to do to get friends
>>23907346
You just have to be yourself.
Wtf this is a brit thread, why the hell are we talking about circumcision, thats an american and jew thing
what android/ios games do you like to play lads?? need to kill some time at work
made it through another weekend without having to leave the flat
>just walked in on my sister and her friend in the pajamas
>>23907381
Flappy bird
>>23907345
Tell us about her, you soft faggot
>>23907324
I was never bullied for it, I was cut against my own consent when I was younger because of severe phimosis which made me unable to use the toilet without pain when I was younger. Perhaps I was blessed as a child, people bullied other kids for some stupid things, but I didn't experience it for that.
I will not claim to have never been bullied as a child, though. But it was never over my circumcision, not even in secondary school. The most I got bullied was like 8 when kids found out I had a hole in my right eardrum. If you did, then sorry that your past experiences affected you in that way, it isn't something I can relate to, unfortunately.
>>23907345
>you will never lift her skirt and burry your face in her asshole
y live
also what does pic related mean
>>23907398
Pic of sister and friend pls if they are 16 and over
>>23907430
don't want to go to prison desu senpai
shame on you for asking baka
>>23907410
You got bullied eh? you came to the wrong place mate, it's me your bully, from school.
Lets return to where we left off, nice fucked up eardrum lol.
>having messed up ears
kek
>>23907451
If they arent 16+ fair enough anon, I'm not mentally ill
But think about this, they have experimented with each other at least once
why do all monitors got built in speakers lads, i dont need that. i just want a 23 inch screen
>>23907345
Same here. At first I thought she was just a qt. Now I'm thinking about her all the time, checking her Facebook, etc.
>>23907472
I got bullied, I didn't claim it had a lasting effect beyond a couple of weeks. Also the kid that used to do it ended up being one of my closest friends for the remainder of my time there before I moved away.
Also it was more being bullied because I have 50% hearing efficiency in that ear, but it doesn't affect me in daily life. I don't notice it unless for some reason I put a phone to my right ear and can't hear shit.
School life seemed so innocent thinking back
>>23907547
>Now I'm thinking about her all the time, checking her Facebook, etc.
Checking her instagram, staking out her house, hiring private investigators, posing as a meter reader to make conversation with her...
Yeah, i know those feels anon
>>23907552
I hear ya, bro.
>>23907552
>Also the kid that used to do it ended up being one of my closest friends for the remainder of my time there before I moved away.
Hey it's me ur closest friend
>>23907011
Sorry to hear that m8.
My family are ashamed of me too. I'd give you a hug if I could.
>>23907559
Getting charged for stalking, recording her taking a shit, getting kicked out of uni...
The feels.
>>23907552
getting bullied for hearing less is not as bad though, at least normies will give you sympathy for it. curcumcusun bullying is worse cuz circumcision is "normal"
when i wanted to talk with my mom about this she just laughed at me and said so many men are circumcised. had a hard time not fucking smashing her head with my knee desu. well bitch got cancer shortly after that. kharma bitch.
>tfw no local furries
>>23907655
Like I said, it's not something I can relate to. I can relate to being cut, but not to how being cut has impacted me, and I can't relate to the experience of anyone caring about it. I'm certainly not going to be arrogant enough to claim I can. I do get the idea behind what you mean about people brushing off the complaints because "so many people are the same" though.
>>23907742
Furries are fucking gay
>>23907646
Do you have the video?
>>23907401
Fine, i'll give the layout:
>age 20
>5'8"
>well endowed and nice thighs
>red head
>pretty cheerful but isn't as social as I thought
>likes things like pokemon, harry potter, lizards, camping, etc.
>calls me "honey" a lot
why do android games suck so much lads????
i browse the play store and it's all the same gameplays.
>>23907769
She's winnie the pooh in a costume, just to warn you.
>>23907769
She sounds cute, also nothing wrong with an unsocial gf she is less likely to cheat on you
>>23907769
I bet she's a freak in bed.
>>23907789
Never found it to be a bad thing, opposite actually. It was just surprising
>>23907769
She sounds nice, anon - good luck.
>>23907769
>Settling for 3D
Have I been granted a certificate of registration or naturalisation?
I'm not an immigrant, my family is English since the Domesday book was written.
>almost 1pm
>still sat here naked and haven't even had breakfast
Fuck, shit ton of uni work to do too. Why do I always do this to myself.
>>23907951
Why would you need one if you are English?
>>23907908
p-pls no bully, anime
>you will never be a circumcised chav nigger who lets his PTSD out on white uncutfags
>>23907982
Yeah the answer was no, looked it up in that little booklet they give you with the form.
Are foreign students on some quest to get a british bf or something?
>>23908002
I really hope that was a common sense blip, you're not that simple right?
>>23907417
"Go somewhere listening to music, priceless"
easy to translate russian they dont have that many characters
>>23908021
I'd no idea if I might be on file as having one or what. Can't get these things wrong.
>>23908003
What gave you that idea?
>>23908003
I know a few Chinese girls that are looking for British boyfriends, if you want I can link you their okcupid profiles?
>>23908003
I bloody well hope so
>OIM AN ENGLISH WOMAN I AM A FAT 3/10 BUT I DESERVE A 10/10 CHAD I HAVE NO CHIN APART FROM THE FAT ROLL ONES LOL LETS GO OUT AND GET MESSY I WANT TO THROW UP ON THE STREET AGAIN HAHA!!!!1
>hello I am a foreign qt I am an 8/10 but I want someone I can really get to know and love, his rating is not important, I dislike chads as they are of simple mind
>>23908061
>This delusion
Foreigners want an alpha male just like every other girl
>>23908061
>I dislike chads as they are of simple mind
Sorry but no, all women want chads.
I don't need to masterbait, women love tha mutilated dick yo
Paid for something to click and collect from new look but can't be bothered to go collect it. Too many normies will be out today.
>>23908095
this, uncurcumcision is for wankers
>>23908093
>>23908080
>nobody argues with the impression of the english woman
kek.
>>23908102
They won't, they consumed too much of the liquid jew last night. Their minds are soft and pliable so that they can be fed their sunday propaganda. They are too hungover to go out.
Right almost got this passport form sorted.
I just need somebody that has known me for the last 2 years, isn't related and is some kind of professional.
I'll be honest, I haven't spoken to anyone outside of family for the last 5 or so years, not even been to my GP. Dire times lads don't think I'll be going to France any time soon.
>>23908118
Oh shit yeah, I forgot it was halloween yesterday. Good thinking senpai. Will go today then.
>be type 1 diabetic
>drink 1 liter worth of rockstar guave for brekkers which is 160grams of American high fructose corn syroup
>highest glycemic index possible
>inject proper dosage of insulin prior to drinking them
>90 minutes after consumption the glucose levels are dangerously low
don't eat/drink sugary foods they said, it makes your blood sugar high they said
>>23908184
>drinking energy drink
>ever
nononooooooooo
energy drinks amplify my mental illnesses
>>23906032
Oh hell you sucker.
my drawing tablet arrived two days early
you robots got any advice on getting used to drawing with one?
>turning 25 this month
>>23907769
>well endowed and nice thighs
So fat then?
>>23907381
Desert Golf is the only answer
>>23907307
Always wondered throughout my teenage years why in US teen movies they always put something on their hands to indicate they were about to wank.
Until I learnt the horrifying truth.
It's one of those days where my mother calls me when I'm feeling pretty good and unintentionally manages to bring my mood crashing down with a poor choice of subject.
Ah, I hate emotions
>>23908184
you probably injected 100 units senpai. It's best to stay away from anything like that.
>>23908267
Turned 26 last month. It's nb bruh just be yourself and it'll all become real
Trill nigga shit
>eating leftover sweeties and playing divinity original sin
>>23908357
What subject is that?
>>23908362
i injected 15U nigga. for breakfast. calculating it should actually be about 30 but i also took going fast into account.
or maybeeeeeeeeeee insulin/carbs acts different in large amounts
fuck I'm fast as fuck btw. irregular heartbeat too. shit nigga.
>>23908403
Moving ashes into an urn she bought, and using some for a tattoo, saying that my sister is also going to get a tattoo using them. Then asking whether I either wanted a tattoo or something made using them.
It's not even that she meant any harm by it, but that's just the sort of topic that immediately makes me feel gloomy.
>>23908420
>30
no wait actually 24
15 is stell less desu
>>23908450
That's disgusting, I didn't know that was a thing.
>>23908450
Fucking hell, the lower classes really are animals.
>>23908471
Yes, apparently. I get the idea and sentiment, but my mood's been soiled
>>23907088
Started a new job
>How do I find you on Facebook anon
I don't have a facebook
>Oh...... how do you manage without it?
Fucking normies to be quite honest
Where are you now that I shitpost -.-
lads desu
lads Tbh
>>23908598
>Started a new job
fuck off normie cuntt
>>23908641
>being this mad because you're too fucking stupid to gain employment
parents must be ashamed tbqh
>>23908683
wagekek here
hate my job desu. being neet was better. I'm a manchild without hobbies, social life or interests anyways so i aint got nothing to loooose it's just me against the world baby.
>>23908683
>caring what your parents think
>>23908683
don't understand why you don't fuck off to another board
why do you post here?
>>23907102
Unlikely, it's designed to be low power on the homescreen. It's actually beneficial for computers to run constantly (at a safe temp) rather than cooling down and heating up again.
I leave my PC on almost all the time and think nothing of it.
Do people that regularly get asked to be referees have like a template that they just slap your name into?
Really don't want to be a nuisance to these people.
>>23908254
use it as your mouse, took me about a year just to get used to using it.
now everytime I haven't been using it a while I have to re-learn using it.
>>23908641
I was unemployed for almost a year before this mate. Had to get one or I'd lose my flat
>>23908641
Fuck off you moron
>>23908757
Yes, my current employer has the policy that all they do is confirm your start and end dates and nothing else.
References are a bit of waste of time these days
>>23908796
>samefagging
fuck off
you don't belong here
>>23908254
>Buy drawing tablet, even though I'm shit at drawing in the hopes I can get better
>Can barely draw anything with it
>Mum sees it, "Oh is that a pen you can draw with"
>Instantly starts drawing a perfect womans face in Photoshop
>"How do I change the brush size anon?"
So the answer is already be good at drawing.
>>23908812
This is asking me to supply two signed written letters from separate individuals in sealed envelopes with their signature across the seal.
Fucking bizarre and irritating as fuck.
>>23908697
Can't all mooch of mummy and daddy forever
>>23908729
Its called pride
>>23908747
This board isn't designed for you to whine about the same shit day in day out, hence the robot being brought back, why does it bother you that I post here?
>>23908842
Are you going to be working for the military or something?I suppose you would have to say no anyway
>>23908819
You don't belong anywhere, you're a fucking misfit
lads tbqh
>>23908859
It's a shitty fucking volunteering position I don't even know WHY I'm bothering.
where are we going with our lives
>>23908856
>This board isn't designed for you to whine about the same shit day in day out, hence the robot being brought back, why does it bother you that I post here?
Agreed here, feelfags and anyone who's unironically complained about normies can fuck off now Hiroshima's in charge, and MAYBE /r9k/will be great again.
>>23908856
>Can't all mooch of mummy and daddy forever
then mooch off the government/taxpayer or someth8ing by getting retardbux? seen a thread created by some rich neet who said he got like 1k a fortnight by cheating the system. the true ubermensch. he said he'd buy a fucking house soon. the type of jew who puts wagekeks like me into the brazen bull solely for entertainment. REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE O_O REe eeee ded
>>23908856
You're a normie
are we still not allowed to say desu senpai kek?
>>23908897
You're a clown
Instead of all arguing, there is a brit for more normal people that still has feels and has lots of 'banter'. It is on int.
>>23908254
my first drawing with it
please rate
>>23908917
No, /r9k/ will be reclaimed. Time for the beta holocaust
>>23908931
surrealist pepe?
What a daring synthesis.
>>23908931
will print off and put on fridge/10
>>23908931
shit/10
im better
>>23908949
Good luck with that m8.
>>23908949
the betas already holocausted themselves by acting like clowns which attracted normies who just come here to laugh at them
>>23908991
>>23908949
Beta holocaust probably fabricated tbqh
Why do brits like tea so much?
>tfw no Laura gf
what is desu and why is everyone saying it.
>>23909085
The whole world does
>>23909115
desu senpai kek word filters are in place
I've become so numb tbqh
>Go to the Starbucks in Bridgend to do a combination of learning my Japanese and hoping someone else as spergy as me tries to talk to me there
>Phone dies as soon as I get there, and everyone in there is a couple
On the plus side, their overpriced toasties and white hot chocolate is very nice.
>>23909172
>Starbucks
Quite disgusting, family
>>23907345
i feel that, can't focus on naything because everything seems to just remind me of her
I took a photo of a mouse today.
He didn't say 'cheese', but I could tell he was thinking it.
>>23909537
Made me smile lad.
So comfy right now, its so nice.
>>23908842
Person in charge of hiring must be a fucking jobsworth
COULD HAVE BEEN A DOCTOR
but I chose neet
COULD HAVE BEEN A LAWYER
but i chose neet
COULD HAVE BEEN ANYTHING I WANTED TO BE
but i chose neet
>>23909720
>MUH COMFYNESS
you are either a fatass or a manlet who eats 1000 calories a day and thinks he eats alot
>tfw drank 1.5 liters of energy drink and now go so fast my heartbeat irregular
FEELS BEST AMIGOS
https://youtu.be/_5WXqXa2Nwg?t=100
>>23910052
Nice projecting there friendo.
>>23910068
I'm neither fat nor a manlet though. I'm tall and eat 3500 cals a day to maintain my weight.
>>23910006
No you're just lazy and its the only option left for you, you're secretly miserable and wish you had tried harder but you feel its too late, because you're lazy and unprepared to apply yourself to commitments
>>23910076
Cool assumptions then douche-bag.
>>23910077
>tfw wagekek and all of this applies for me
i will probably work the assembly line forever
>>23910052
You're not even making sense anymore fastfag
top lad of a flatmate just gave me half his munchie box because it was too much for him
>>23910077
neet is the best option when all the other options are dead-end minimum wage jobs
>>23909214
I'd go to pretty much anywhere else if I wanted an actual coffee and not a cup of sugar. But it's pretty comfy in there and it makes me think I actually did something on the weekend by leaving the house.
>>23910052
>gets mad about comfy
>everybody should be as annoying as me and be le fast as le heck
you're the most autistic poster in these threads
>>23910076
enjoy your cancer lanklet
>>23910052
In 10 years the comfy guy will be a little older, a little rounder, but still comfy.
You will be dead.
I fucking hate roasts so much
Why is our cuisine so shit
>>23910246
Costa is much nicer. Still pretty corporate but not quite as blatant about it.
Lovely mocha coffee coolers mmm.
>>23909392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p2-gjUuwy0
>>23910279
>hating roasts
M8 are you French or something?
>>23910292
There's actually a Costa in town, and I've never been in it. I might have to go try one if I have a particularly shitty day this week.
>>23910266
unlikely desu. i eat large amounts of vegetables and fruits and other plant foods and only organic foods. i rarely EVER take substancies such as caffeine in form of energy drinks. i dont drink alcohol or take any other drugs. never in my life have i taken any illegal drugs such as cannabis, amphetamine, cocaine or anything.
>>23910339
I hope you don't have a shitty day this week but I'd imagine a nice Costa visit would pick you up if you did.
>>23910279
I love the Monday fry up with the remaining sunday dinner.
If you had a large sum of currency in your bank account, what would you treat yourself to?
I'm in this situation right now, my idea right now is an AOC 4K monitor.
>>23910381
>>23910339
>>23910292
>>23910246
1. Find independent coffee shop
2. Go there
3. Meet easy hipster qts
4. Enjoy nicer coffee
5. Job done
Why wouldn't you?
>>23910491
How much are we talking? And does it have to be spent on a 'treat'?
>>23910491
currently I want a watch and an airbrush for model making.
>>23910512
I am not sure how to convey to you how little I would want to do that in a manner you would understand.
>>23910491
A newer desktop PC and monitor.
>>23910381
Unfortunately, I'm team leader in my wagekeking, my team was cut from 5 to 3 people without a reduction in workload, and one of those people is off this week. I need to find things to pick me back up from it.
>>23910491
Exactly that, actually. I'd love to get a 4K monitor but most of the reasonably priced ones are pretty bad panels and have limitations to them, usually frequency and input lag.
>>23910512
I'd probably need to go into Cardiff for that, and it's about half an hour's drive away. I don't really have approachable hobbies, so I don't make for a good conversation either.
>>23910580
Why the fuck are you posting in /brit/ if you're Welsh? gtfo
>>23910526
There's over 7k there, but I'm only thinking ~400 max.
And uh... I'm not going to spend 400 on being kicked in the dick, so I guess it should be a 'treat'.
>>23910598
I'm English, I just live in Wales.
>>23905791
Are you going to post this bait in every thread?
>>23910312
What's to like about a roast?
>>23910580
I am sorry to hear about your work situation. That sounds draining.
Hate when companies do that, it is madness.
shite thread tbqh
>>23910512
>Meet easy hipster qts
>"Ewwwww, why is this creep trying to talk to me?"
>>23910671
It's because the normies are back.
>>23910740
They're back and they're here for our waifus
>>23910712
Why would I want to talk to revolting hipster girls?
>>23910740
No its because of posts like this you fucking loser
>>23911037
Fuck off normie twat
>>23911060
Get a grip you spastic
>>23911109
Go fuck yourself mongoloid
I like to listen to this song when I read britfeel threads. It brings back memories and britfeels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAC2DPCOECg
I should probably be doing things but doing nothing is so much comfier.
>>23911245
It's okay man, it's Sunday so it's justified.
>>23910254
I am sure an active lifestyle and a diet rich in vitamins, minerals and anti oxidants will give me cancer.
>you are one manlet you too small nigga
>she suck my dick and rub my balls nigga
Wiley, the borderline mentally deranged enigma and godfather of grime, has been spouting his wisdom on an internet messageboard frequented by angry children. Here are the best rants and most peculiar phrases he has come up with on the forum so far.
10. your mum stinks of ralgex
9. I Have Never Touched Crack That Makes Me Not A Crackhead
8. Im Richard The King Of England
7. oi b4 i punch ur mum up be quiet you tramp
6. I Jus Wanna Die Now Im Goin Mad You Know What Im Goin On Holiday And When That Tunes Done Its Course I Will Come Back Dont Even Talk To Me About That Tune Ever I Will Smash Up Ur Car If You Even Say To Me Wiley I Love That Cash In My Pocket Tune
5. [On his ex-manager, who he blames for changing a verse in "Cash in My Pocket"] John Woolf I Am Gonna Get You I Promise 1 Day You Will Pay For This You Tramp I Hate You
4. both ur parents are experiencing the credit crunch i aint
3. Im Alive Im Alive No Im Not Dead
2. you dont need to send me a virus im already a virus walking round the street
1. bill you are 2 face water melon head
>>23911273
You talk like a fag and your shit is all retarded.
>>23907366
Because maybe 2 anons here have been circumcised and they never shut up about it.
>>23911149
Go find some friends and a purpose in life you drain of valuable resources
>brit is full of arguing today far more than usual
>wonder why
>hits me that today is the last day of half term
Salty kids don't wanna go back to school.
>>23910671
>>23910740
>>23911037
>>23911060
>>23911109
>>23911149
>>23911342
BANTER
A
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T
E
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>not enough content
>the only joy i have in life is walking my puppers
They accept me for who I am ;_;
>>23911400
Post Doggy tbqhfamily
Just made a killer egg and chicken fried rice. Tastes fucking beautiful.
hey fellow robots, which cute waifu am I drawing?
>>23911511
you should draw my cute waifu
>>23907011
No, it's because you've said no to them when they've offered you to take part in something social ,so many times, that they just assume you don't want to go. I'm at that stage now.
>>23910279
you obviously haven't had a good roast. nothing like a traditional roast done right, wholesome, cosy and filling
anybody watching the football? south coast derby up in this bitch
>>23907769
"honey" is the ultimate pity greeting, especially if she's 20 and you're around the same age.
>>23911431
here you go mate. had a haircut since then though
>>23907033
>voluntarily
>>23911691
poor mans dog. i'm not a fan of long haired dogs
>>23911691
Thats a nice shaggy looking Doggo.
>>23911691
Cute dog, but any dog with long hair like that almost always smells like shit.
Let me tell you about my Halloween robots
>At university
>Spend night in room
>Spend every night in my room
>Reading Feast for Crows, comfy af
>Only met two of my flat mates
>3am
>They're throwing pumpkin around outside my room
>Bretty loud desu
>Fire alarm goes off
>Wait for them all to leave, then I leave
>Wait outside for alarm to be turned off
>Everyone else very drunk
>It turns off as I go toward stairs
>Hey it's "Mystery Anon"!
>"Mystery Anon"
>Turn around and say hi
>"Hello Mystery Anon"
>Go to go upstairs
>Completely naked person on stairs with fedora covering dick
>Panic, walk to main part of university
>Wait in toilet until 6am, so I know they are in bed
>Go back to room
Fucking hate it here
>>23911838
You are my soul mate. I hate fire alarms too. Always wait until everyone has left before I can go out.
>>23911869
I have a set of ear defenders and next time I plan to sit with them in toilet and wait it out.
>>23911838
Your name must begin with an M right? You wouldn't be called Mystery Peter.
>>23911726
i am quite poor tbf
>>23911727
Thanks friend
>>23911815
Cheers. Yeah, she did get lots of mud stuck to her paws. Like I say though she's had a trim since.
based pelle, very handsome lad
>>23911838
>>23911869
You should suck each others cocks or something
>>23911893
I think it's because they never see me.
considering loading up old school runescape and getting into it again but feel if I did so I would be giving up on myself and my future.
>>23909101
She's my waifu back off
>tfw she toured in my town and I missed it by a couple days
>tfw she will never come to my shithole of a city again
going for another run soon lads
I absolutely love it. More of you guys should take it up
WOW GREAT THE FUCKING ROBOT ALREADY BANNED MY MEMETEXT EVEN THOUGH I ONLY POSTED IT FUCKING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONCE
She a shark she like a jaws nigga
Your bitch says she wants a tall nigga
You are one manlet you too small nigga
She suck my dick and rub my balls nigga
Big autism over here, man
Still active don't let me show all my memes man
>>23910279
This. I can smell the sunday dinner cooking and it's the most depressing smell.
>>23910246
Starbucks is so weird, like the way they're decorated and the food they serve is like a 90s idea of cosmopolitan
>>23912118
based robot to be quite honest with you my family
who /annoying curbstompfagvoice/ here?
one of the reasons i never talk
What should I do lads?
Play Halo 5
Wank to some weird porn
Watch American Horror Story
Tidy my room for a cute suicidal emo girl coming over tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrzG_3S7k30
tfw back2basstrix never made it
>>23912318
I don't mind my voice. big nose and broad shoulders means my voice is pretty deep
Had a dream that I owned a German Shepard. He was a bro. Now I'm sad that I dont have one.
Used to have one but he was mental so we had to give him away.
attempting to cook some frozen food that normally takes 20+ minutes in just 15 minutes. don't want to miss any of the second half of the football
>tfw found two twix (twixes?) in my work bag
>also bought home 3 (Three) triple choc donuts back from work
>tfw at everything except one twix
who else /disgustingfatlad/ here?
>go for a run
>get sore nipples
>>23907381
Hitman:GO looks good but I haven't played it myself
>>23912534
I had 3 jam doughnuts today
>>23912335
You should wank to your "weird" foot fetish porn or whatever it is. Then you should try and probably fail to want to something really weird like a girl having her body infested with tentacles that force her to give birth to abominations while having them go all the way through her, coming out of her navel, her mouth, and going back around and entering her eye socket and cumming inside her brain. Then you should tell the girl not to come over because how can real life ever come close to the things you've seen. Then you should probably say fuck it, order a pizza and start up a wow subscription because your life's now over.
Forgot it was Sunday.
I just strolled into Asda at dead on 5 and all the staff were staring daggers at me.
Then the PA lady told me to get out.
This 40 year old fat balding czech dude comes into my work with his qt as fuck czech wife who looks half his age and could literally be a model. Contemplating moving to eastern europe tbqh lads
>>23912878
East Yuro women are the GOAT women. Make ours look like inbred truffle hogs.
>>23912878
eastern European women have great tits. I work with a polish hotty and she hugged me last week, made my dick hard
I miss poleaboo
>>23912823
They close at 4.
>>23912878
only move there if your fully white, most of them hate niggers and muslims (like we should desu)
>>23913065
I wouldn't be posting here if I wasnt, I always got the impression east europeans hate all foreigners, even whites
>>23913098
not really, i've been to lithuania and most of them are all right as long as i dont cause trouble.
>>23913005
your local Asda maybe
>>23913098
People in Romania were lovely to me, Bulgaria too.
>>23911887
>ear defenders
That's not a bad idea at all. Might get some from amazon too, do the same thing.
>>23910491
Fuck 4k go for a 21:9 monitor desu lad.
>>23906139
That's not what happened. She hates her boss. She's a paralegal and he's this really smug and shallow jerk who thinks he's superior to everyone because he made partner in his twenties. She's always complaining about how much she dislikes him.
My coworker messaged me on Facebook, should I reply to her?
>>23913366
Depends, what did she say?
>>23913380
Asked if I got the questionnaire from work today
>>23910598
>thinks /brit/ means english
>>23913390
Did no get a questionnaire no
>>23913390
"Yes, but I have a questionnaire of my own for you -
Do you like me?
Would you like to go on a date?
Please respond"
>>23913418
She's 45 years old senpai
I just want to find a fat milf on adultwork to take my virginity and move on
there's a new david attenborough nature doc on bbc at 9pm
looks decent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTIQmt2s_24
>>23912994
Fuck off poleaboo
>>23913440
"Yes, but I have a questionnaire of my own for you -
Do you like me?
Would you like to go on a date?
Will you cook me some tendies after the date?
Please respond mummy"
>>23913510
Yeah, but 21:00 is Downton and Homeland time.
I watch Downtown and record Homeland to watch immediately after.
>>23913546
iplayer it later
Lads, when I wank into a sock and never bother to have a shower afterwards, will I still smell of cum?
>>23913224
They are pretty good, they aren't as good as blocking out noise completely, but it makes ambient noise more of a drone rather than distinct sounds. If you put ear phones on under them though you can't hear jack shit.
>>23905602
Do you reckon I could smash a girl from tinder and force myself into her social group because I have no friends and want some
>>23913600
I remember sleeping through the fire alarm at uni
>tfw deep sleeper
>tfw just a matter of time before I die in my sleep
Day 3 of no pop lads, it's going better than I expected, sort of cheated and had a chocolate frijj milkshake earlier tho
>>23913883
That's ok, just make yourself vomit and it;ll balance out.
Worked great for an anon yesterday
>>23910651
The meat, the veg and the gravy
Lamb especially, fucking delicious
think i found a ball of phlegm in my chinese food
>tfw britfeel is ACTUALLY kill
>tfw i can never have anything nice.
That fucking gook.
>>23914196
Fucking kek. Take a picture. Were you rude when you ordered?
can anyone else stop peeing midstream, or is this my super power?
>>23914238
nah i ordered online and never had any problems with this place
it was in my black bean sauce which is a bit snotty to begin with, but the texture reminded me of phlegm too much to finish my food
either way i won't be ordering from this place again
>>23914262
yes that's normal
>>23914267
could it maybe be glob of wet cornflour maybe?
There's a qt on come dine with me lads
>>23914220
Its not his fault, it the fact every time you post anything remotely social you get ree normie get out screamed at you by some autistic faggot
>>23914267
I hope you're the diet blogging paki
I did nothing for halloween desu senpai
>>23914332
can't blame them if he is
>>23914336
fucking cunt filters
FUCKING FIREWORKS FUCK OFF
>>23914357
t. my cat
>>23914357
It's not even the 5th yet what are these cunts doing
>>23914312
Which is how it should be, this isn't /soc/, its not /r9k/ either anymore but it was NEVER /soc/.
The funposting filter killed the general and the board.
Went clubbing for the first time last night. Fucking hated it. Can't imagine it actually being good unless you're an alpha chad or you take drugs.
>tfw wagekeking at 5am
>till 6:30pm
>probably wont even get 5 hours sleep.
>>23914301
sincerely hope so
>>23914332
i'm not
kek does kek still work
>>23914379
Both of my next door neighbours are letting them off.
It's unbelievable.
>>23914392
No its not how it should be you retard, hiroyuki has implemented these changes with advice from his moderators who want to see 4chan return to the glory days, can't even remember the last time I saw a funny green text story on this board
Its not for repeating the same shitty phrases over and over again, the board is about originality
Fuck off to /b/ you you want to be an edgy little child
>>23914357
Bit racist m8
Diwali innit
>>23914494
> can't even remember the last time I saw a funny green text story on this board
>wasn't here for malteser anon yesterday
fuck off kiddop
>>23914357
Don't understand why this has become a thing, it's fucking halloween
>>23914552
It's another step towards the total Americanisation of our culture.
>>23914494
>he furiously types out his complete and utter rekking of another anon
>the fury escaping from his fingers and he sweats profusely and tears for in his eyes
>he feels on top of the world
>finally the world will know the truth and he will lead a revolution
>types 'you you'
>looks like a retard
That spelling error feel, a pain I know all too well.
>>23914523
I was at a party last night
>inb4 normie get out ree etc
>>23914523
>>wasn't here for malteser anon yesterday
Missed this. What happened senpai?
>>23914587
That is fascinating! Hooray, britfeel is saved!
Fallout 4 looks like Fallout 3 but with one of those autist PC graphics add ons
>>23914566
Simple typo, you get my point
>>23914596
thank you archive
>>23914650
I'm not in that argument, I just always feel like an idiot when I type something long and put a stupid spelling mistake in it. It's a bad feel.
>>23914678
Why do all pakis say 'boss'?
>>23914678
not funny at all desu. and you'd have to be dolt to think this akshully happund
>>23914713
Because we white people are their bosses. We are superior. I know we can't say it, but deep down we all know it.
>>23914713
I don't think they've realized Britain doesn't own them any more.
>>23914727
>it didnt happen so it cant be funny
senpai....
>>23914713
They know they're inferior to white people so they refer to them as "boss".
That's how it should be.
>>23914754
not what i said m8e
>>23914727
Look m8, I don't mean to be rude, but you are nothing short of a gloomy gus.
Might go private
>>23914713
someone in this thread said it was sarcastic... but sarcasm doesn't really work when you're shovelling doner meat
>>23914608
OK here we go then
>invited by girl I work with to a halloween party
>know there is going to be lots of drinking there
>hesitant
>decide to go anyway
>get to party, alcohol everywhere
>girl goes and gets us a couple of beers
>sat in the garden with her and some of her friends I have never met before
>talking about life in general
>conversation spotlight is brought to me
>questions about my life etc
>this is not comfortable
>answer as best as I can without spilling spaghetti
>later on own with girl
>she asks me why I'm always so shy around new people
>tell her I need to conserve my pasta
>she looks at me as if I just asked to fuck her dog
>what do you mean conserve pasta
>oh you know I can't afford to waste it, I'm on a budget
>oh right
>she leaves for the bathroom
>I wait in the same place for half an hour completely silent
>she doesn't return
>I leave party
>text her this morning asking what happened to her
>no reply
>send another text saying I am willing to share pasta with her
>replies with I'm not hungry thanks
And that's why I don't drink
>>23914946
What did you dress up as?
>>23914992
an italian chef
>bawbags settin' aff fireworks ootside
>>23915035
Fucking what? An Italian chef? How is that different to a normal chef?
>>23914816
POST MOAR OF DAT SMEGMAGUZZLER
>>23914992
>>23915035
Kek I actually went as Luigi, just an old costume my brother had
desu baka senpai m8
>>23915092
>going as the guy that gets keked by mario
>>23915077
He has a mario moustache and says mamma mia a lot
>>23915120
Think his mate went as Mario one year.
Neither my brother or me are shirt and fat so it made sense
>>23915058
My pupper's going apeshit
Bought a dryer today lads.
Adulthood creeps up on you.
There's a spider in my light fitting. Don't know what to do desu
How do people move into their own place knowing all it takes is losing your job to lose everything?
sister starts having a go at me for eating cheese and bread because apparently she bought the cheese herself and she needs bread to make sandwiches for work.
didn't even use it all and there was no indication that the cheese was hers, everyone's been eating at it all week...
>>23915720
I was employed for 8 years but I couldn't commit to anything because I thought I'd get sacked every single day.
I was right in the end.
>>23915720
This is why I'd want to move out with a significant other rather than myself.
The only thing I have to worry about is making payments on my car and that's about it. Even though I got unemployment protection on it in case I lose my job, the car still gets paid for for up to a year.
>>23915720
Nearly happened to me, got down to 2 months rent left and then managed to get another job
>>23915720
They have savings and are confident these savings will last until they find a new job after losing their old ones.
Nonetheless I was speaking to a homeless man in London the other day. Used to be a chef but whole restaurant went under and they all lost their jobs. Eventually his savings ran out and he's been forced to sleep rough since August. Can all happen very quickly if you don't have anyone (family, friends etc.) to turn to apparently.
Anyone here have experience of the military?
Just curious as to how many robots manage to make it there.
>>23916143
No but I want to
>>23915815
"I don't see your name on it"
Problem solved
>do draw request in /a/ weekend draw thread
>don't get thanked
>>23916143
Was in the army for 6 years, learnt a lot of stuff, shot up lots of arabs, saw some cool shit, went to some cool places, highly recommended
>>23916266
What post?
>>23916271
Sounds great. Why did you leave?
>>23910279
M8 I have fucking hated roasts since I was a kid. I think it was the gravy but it put me off for life
>>23916324
I teamkilled kek
>>23916324
Girlfriend (now my wife) got scared when I was shot in the leg, asked me to leave and work for her dad instead, money was better and I wanted my freedom back, was good while it lasted though
>>23916240
that's what I said.
I'm not complaining because it's a difficult argument to dismiss, I was just pissed off because it's so fucking stupid. She even tried harassing me to go to the shops to replace them.
My brain's turned to mush.
What is the correct word here instead of avoid?
>I want to avoid you the bother of posting the letter
>>23916459
Save
>>23914946
a sensible person would've just laughed, it's dumb that she overreacted like that. Don't worry about it friendo
>>23916459
spare?
>>23916459
spare
Original content needed
>>23916493
>>23916497
cheers guys
>>23916494
Considering she was pregnant with my son at the time, it wasn't really an over reaction, I didn't really want to go back to afghan again after getting shot anyway, could have been much worse, two lads from my regiment were killed in the same attack
>>23907150
I did say Halloween would be the perfert time for a beta uprising.
>>23916576
that's interesting and all but I didn't reply to your post
>>23916633
i laughed heartily at this minor misunderstanding
Honestly lads i just hate Pakis so fucking much and i have absolutely no reason not to. Anyone who doesn't hate pakis doesnt have to interact with them outside of the kebab shop or paki shop.
Do you know the average IQ in India is fucking 80 when the average IQ for the rest of the world is 100?
They are nearly two standard deviations under us in intelligence. Yet they have the most kids, the most rights and freedoms and are completely untouchable.
I fucking hate pakis.
Are (You)'s upvotes?
Do they dilute discussion by making every poster a competitor for the most (You)'s, ushering in bait and troll posts?
>>23917082
The only reason we post is so that somebody will reply.
>>23916990
I wouldn't say I hate pakis, I'm generally not racist but I can't fucking stand romanians. Never met an honest romanian in my life, they are always beggars or thieves.
In my city you get them raking through your bins, looking for shit to sell. They beg up town and pretend to only have one arm. I had a couple of those fuckers breaking into my stair and using the deck chairs to sit on and smoke weed in the back green. I fucking hate the lot of them and wish they would die
>>23917082
No because (You)'s arent designed to give you a euphoric rush and reaffirm that everyone loves and agrees with you. (You)'s are strictly utilitarian, we only get excited by them because it means someone wants to talk to us, whether it's to call us kuck's or to agree with us.
>>23917082
baits and trolls were just as prevalent before moot overhauled the posting system
gonna try and finish blood meridian lads. started reading it like 4 months ago and just stopped for no reason
>>23914399
Waste of time for robots.
>try to watch absolutely anything on youtube
>Whatsup guys itcha boy faggotfuck98, comin atchu once again with another review/letsplay/movietrailer/unboxing.
>>23917773
SMASH DAT MF LYIK BUTTON
>>23917773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6HBFRAXf08
>was supposed to do uni work this weekend
>did nothing expect wank and play witcher 3
FUCK. Oh well, guess it's next weekend then.
Who thought that turning the arkham games into GTA was a good idea?
>press X to even the odds
I'm glad I didn't buy this
And I bet the knight is damien wayne or jason todd
>>23917898
You were expecting something else to happen?
just want to be rich enough to live as a recluse by myself lads, with a ferrari and a pupper
>>23917944
yeah it's jason todd, also joker shows up again as a ghost or something. Game was pretty awful to be honest family
>>23917898
I didn't even get to play a game or anything, I've just spent all weekend doing nothing other than trying to find people in my area who aren't fucknuggets.
>>23918013
Why a ferrari though? They don't look comfy at all desu.
Would want one of those luxury sedans like the mercedes and bmw's.
>>23910279
I like roasts as long as the meat isn't beef, you can't have stuffing or other awesomeness like with the other meats.
>>23918065
yep realistically i wouldn't have a fez as they attract too much attention; I would settle for something comfy but capable
NEEDS MORE DESU
DESU
>>23918163
what's that chinese cartoon with the gook who says DESSS after every sentence?
>>23918117
>Forgetting based Yorkshire puddings
Saw Spectre at the cinema, pretty good but not up to Skyfall standard.
Also saw this fit girl, she was wearing a skirt and socks with bare legs, all I wanted to do was run my hand up her leg and feel her sex.
Am I a deviant?
Yesterday I wrote about how I lost my kiss virginity 2 days ago and I was going out with the girl yesterday evening.
She didn't come.
Hold me senpai
>>23918255
Yorkshires go with any kind of roast though.
>>23918329
Been there m8, she was probably on a wind up with her skank friends.
any robots here made any decent monies through crime?
fucking sick of wageslavin
>Decide I want to buy an exotic pet of some sort
>Need something small and easy to care for
>Decide on a Tarantula
>Find a small local shop that specialises in reptiles and arachnids
>Go in
>No windows, I guess for the animals sake
>Can't get the front door to close
>Stand for 2 minutes trying to close it
>Cute girl comes over
>Giggles and helps me close the door
>She asks if I need anything
>I guess she is the daughter, it is apparently a family owned shop
>get really nervous
>the room is really dark and the atmosphere is pretty intimidating with reptiles and bugs all over
>''I--I just want to look around''
>she smiles and says to ask if I need anything
>start looking around
>can't stop thinking about how beta I must have come across
>want to show her I am a funny guy and pretty alpha
>walk over to the alligator tank
>alligator is just the shops, not for sale
>come up with a plan
>grab one of the live food packages
>take out a large locust
>plan to put it into the alligator tank so I can rescue it
>start looking for the door of the tank
>girl walks round the corner, sees me holding a locust
>realise how strange this much look
>''I--I wanted to feed you, my exotic pet''
>carry the locust towards her
>put it to her mouth
>she bats it away, asks me to leave
I still want a tarantula
>>23918366
desu I've known her for 3 months, everyone already thought we were together and we kept jokinf about how we really were. we were best friends, work at the same place and are both a bit weird (she has a history of depressions and I have a memory disorder, but that's another story). thing is, she is 4 years older than me (really fit and nice tho) and she thinks it's too large a difference to just ignore. makes me feel shit but I know she may be right
>>23918442
Oh right sorry m8 I jumped to the wrong conclusion.
Maybe she's scared of making it serious because of her worries about the age gap.
Although 4 years is no big deal as long as both of you are 16+
>>23918334
By that logic so does all the rest of the crap.
>>23906644
He's got a the PE shorts on
>>23918498
I'm 19, she's 23 andwe're both Polacks. she's going back to uni jn a week tho and I'm staying for a working gap year, which makes it problematic too. thanks for the kind words tho, one thing she did help me with was my self esteem, so I am positive happy days might be still to come.
Who alcoholic here? What keeps you going?
>>23905658
it's shit lad
>>23918635
i'm quite the binge drinker; wageslaving stops me going full alki, but saying that i'm off to purchase a bottle of wine or two
>>23918628
Try not to get your hopes up too high, I've not had romantic interactions with a female for 9 years.When I was 23
Lads, I've got 200 quid spare to spend on whatever I want.
What do I buy?
>>23918736
What wine can get you proper munted?
>>23918628
You lucky polack, your women are amazing. Win her over with a Prince Polo bar and a few scratchcards.
>>23918736
>wine
Look at this posh cunt
>>23918792
1P-LSD to be honest family
>>23918792
Another 50 and you can get a 2 hour GFE sesh with a hooker.
>>23918792
a gf senpai.
>>23918881
One with a high alcohol %
>>23918792
Some sessions with a Dominatrix.
Any cunts watching sin city on syfy 114? Good movie.
playing wow desu lads
>>23918744
>>23918893
>she just messaged me saying she didn't contact me yesterday because she left her phone at work
I don't know if I believe her and it makes me feel even worse
Going to wagekek tomorrow and try speaking to the office junior again. Last week I got mixed up with 'do you want a cup of tea?' And 'fancy a brew' and said 'do you brew a tea?'
Wish me luck.
>>23919184
Fuck the inevitable swarm of replies, you should choose to believe her this first time and go on as normal.
>>23919184
I would give her the benefit of the doubt this time around.
>>23919061
I have to do that before I die
But I'd be such a sperg about it that I wouldn't enjoy it
>>23918915
I wish that was possible senpai guy
My birthdays nearly over lads, thank God.
What does 'oocly' mean?
>>23919189
Is she cute? Does she dress in a skirt?
Why is everyone saying desu instead of Tbh and senpai?
Has moot forsaken /britfeel/
>you used to call on my cellphone
>>23919189
I got offered a cup of tea at work and remained alpha by declining and saying "I don't drink team heh hehe". I'm now the alpha guy in the office as they don't even try to talk to me anymore.
>>23919275
Some days. She normally wears a dress of some sorts. So pretty and friendly. The finance guy so have my own office in the basement sperging my numbers
>>23919295
normies don't know how to properly react when you reject being a part of their brew up group
dad said he was going to take my tool case to work, get it striped and powder coated.
he brings it home, hes just painted it silver with a brush in the garage. still rusty underneath, now im going to have to do it myself.
I don't know why he lies
>>23919382
Why is your dad a robot greentexter?
I just posted a giant poo and got muted
Who else /pooposting/ here?
>>23919283
>cellphone
americlaps out!
Anyone recommend any decent films to watch?
>>23919341
Is she familiar with Billie Piper's pop career?
>>23919876
what u like?
>>23919876
Street Fighter the movie.
>finished all my chocolate orange digestives
What now?
>>23919876
Mario and Luigi the movie
>>23920012
Thrillers or comedies
>>23920058
>>23920097
Not really into video game movies
>glucose level through the fucking roof again for a fucking random reason like bad injection site
i swear to fucking god, if i will only get the slightest fucking long term damage from this shit i will kill myself on the most brutal way known to mankind
American here, you're all fucking c u c k s
>>23920274
lolno, americans are keks to the skincare industry.
>>23920325
lmfaoooooo kid
>>23920369
lmfaoooooooooooo senpai
>>23919876
Hitman: Agent 47
>>23920196Learn to keep your stress low
>>23905658
senpai desu baka
>>23920485
Seen it, not a comedy or thriller
>>23920530
>>23920530
Mods have filtered f.a.m to senpai t.b.h. to desu and s.m.h to baka, they're trying to censor us senpai
>>23920164
Robocop (the original)
>>23920369
tfw i go through the road lee rigby was killed, daily
living in london is shit tbqhfam
>>23920508
but i do. the stress only goes up once i controled my glucose level and it's high.
>>23920164
thrillers
randomly going through a list
sinister
nightcrawler
deliver us frm evil
prisoners
the other Hannibal films
predestination
the purge
knock knock
insidious
shutter island
source code
cant be bothered anymore
>>23920567
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
>>23920673
thanks mate, ill go for knock knock sounds interesting
who else /dirtyimmigrant/ here?
>>23918406
I can't believe this. It's too autistic, literally
>>23920943
Nearly watched that yesterday then I read some reviews.
Watch Funny Games (the original one) instead
>>23918406
She was almost eating out of your hand. Ul m8, keep trying.
Not even joking lads, just had some dad with his kids come to my house trick or treating
>>23921010
Nah, like most of my fellow Syrians I was a well groomed, well fed 20-something single man with a fully charged smartphone and a bank account.
>>23921214
maybe he works on saturdays or something
>>23921280
Maybe, but who is still going to have sweets left? My parents thought it was a joke
>>23921214
At 11pm?
>>23921318
it is a bit odd
>>23921323
Nah was a few hours ago I meant just as in today
kek desu senpai
test
shit were at 520 posts and I aint done a nightime version.
>>23921604
HURRY, LAD.
>>23921643
im eating... not a chance
>>23921574
are these shitty filters here to stay?
>>23921681
What are you eating?
>>23921712
fud
blackpool is the best town in england t.bh
NEW BRIT fucking robit
>>23921591
>>23921591
>>23921591
>>23921591
>>23921129
it's got Keanu Reeves though
