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So apparently mods are now deleting women hate threads and issuing bans for it.
Its clear that they dont understand board culture. Women hate threads dont break any /r9k/ rules and have been here for years. If something isnt against the rules it shouldn't be deleted and there certainly shouldn't be bans for it.
what do we do about this? should we try to get Hiroyuki's attention somehow?
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>Hiroyuki
literally who
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take it to /b/ like the ban says
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About time.

You guys need to understand that girls can be robots too. Girls can be lonely and depressed too. We can be socially awkward and have terrible dating lives just like you guys.

Being sexist or racist or edgy has always been moddable, just not really enforced.

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Going to the gas station with 12$ in a couple hours and I want to get pretty drunk tonight guise, help me pick out what I'll get?

Are any of my brobots having drinks? I'm trying to forget someone
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>>23396417
Bottle of vodka or a few four lokos, or a few things of mad dog or whatever
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This shit right here is the most alcohol you will get your money. More then 40s or Natty or anything. Dunno about finding any in gas stations though.
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>>23396620
European here who has never been to the states. How much is 40? Like the cheapest one you can get?

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>10 page essay due at midnight haven't even started

>help me robots
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>>23396349
Ive written a 10 page paper and a 7 page paper both due at 12pm one day when I didnt start until 2am. Theres hope for you anon. Although I thought I was fucked the entire time.
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>>23396349
>tfw wrote an 8 page final paper for AP Lit in 8 hours and got a 100%
>tfw that was the peak of my high school experience, and coincidentally the last time I felt good about myself
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Stop caring too much about what to write, just fire your shit cannon and edit like a motherfucker after.

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I can't stop playing with my penis.

I've cummed multiple times today already and I just took a shower.

I don't know how to stop.
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>>23396149
Chop it off
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>>23396149
Get someone to play with it 4U, anon!!
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I dont know man, dealing with the same problem daily. Although sometimes it takes a break

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>tfw no husband to dedicate your life and body to
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fuck off tranny
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>>23395937
>wanting to devote your life to someone else
pathetic
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>>23395937
>tfw no bf

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You know what time is! It's Friday, time to play the official Robot card game of choice. Magic the gathering, who else goes to their Local game store to play? Do you collect? What are your trades? Any good pulls from the newest set? Let's talk about it.
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Who /Expedition land/ here??
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>tfw too poor and not enough friends to play magic with
>all these normies playing hearthstone
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My old LGS was full of blacks and hispanics. It closed down.

There's a new one a little further away but I think they mainly do Yugioh and I don't want to go to a new place.

now that i'm a wagecuck what can i spend my money on?
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Whores
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new computer
car/better car
new expensive phone
penile implant
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slim jims and leftover tendies :^)

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We love you, Smug Wojak <3 <3
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>>23395177
Whoa, I got dubs.
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You say this meme is FORCED?
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>>23395241
Winner winner
chicken tender!

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How's your mom's cooking?
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>>23395114
If it wasn't good I wouldn't be alive right now
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amazing :3
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I cook for her.
I am this beta.

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>Finally break out of robothood and get GF
>3rd date things get steamy, finally going to get it in
>Pull her pants down
>She has a mega roast

I still banged her and I banged her like 4 times after. She's alright as a person, but idk if I can handle pic related, what do?
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>>23395074
you aren't going to find a woman with a penis.
just men with boobs, just live with it or go gay.
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>>23395074
Kill her, kill your parents, then kill yourself. Faggot.
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>>23395074
Fgm is the answer...

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Half of you, assholes, interact with grills on a daily basis! In every thread someone claims that a girl likes him or coming over! Get out you fucking proto-normie scum! I haven't felt a girl's touch in 3 years REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>23395023
Your mom tickled my pickle for a nickle.
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>3 years

get out normie, i haven't felt a girls touch ever
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Shut up cunt

How do I go tell my neighbor to fucking stop hitting the walls ? I don't know what is this nigger doing but every night my ceiling is trembling and the noise is making me insane

also take into consideration that I'm a beta autist so adapt your advice
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you my neighbor? i've been hitting the walls lately late at night. accidentaly of course.
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Call the cops, say you hear violence in their apt and smell weed, you faggot beta snitch coward.
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>>23394990
are you doing it repeatedly as if you were hitting a punching bag ? Because that's just how it sounds judging from the frequency of the hits.

>>23394995
calling the cops might bring me some troubles if not any weed is found at his place, I don't know

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Post comfy/feel songs
>no h8
>don't r8
>just listen
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>>23394814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NOabk7Lt2E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-56h8d3gLgk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj1Kx7AI_rw
this one i can relate to

What the fuck is wrong with normies?

Is the majority of the human population really this stupid?
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>>23394747
seriously?
how dumb do you have to be to like the new TMNT?
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>>23394820
You sound like a normie tbh.
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>>23394747
>heat makes things expand
>I don't have a weight problem, I'm just hot.

Then stop eating hot food, bitch.

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Who else on here uses Tinder to catfish as a lesbian? Every word of this is true.

>24 years old
>sort of aesthetic maybe 7/10
>have girlfriend also sort of aesthetic 7/10
>download tinder to see what the fuss is about
>not wanting to get caught I decide to use a fake facebook profile and use pics of the hottest girl I ever dated to bait them carpet munchers
>start whiling away days swiping and trying to convince girls to become slaves to my fake girl
>surprising amount accept
>swiping my life away one day
>match with gf on tinder

Who wants to hear the rest?
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>>23394672
I do, even if it's fake it could be interesting. Please dump whole story op.
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>>23394672
yes
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IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADAS
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