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>10 page essay due at midnight haven't even started
>help me robots
>>23396349
Ive written a 10 page paper and a 7 page paper both due at 12pm one day when I didnt start until 2am. Theres hope for you anon. Although I thought I was fucked the entire time.
>>23396349
>tfw wrote an 8 page final paper for AP Lit in 8 hours and got a 100%
>tfw that was the peak of my high school experience, and coincidentally the last time I felt good about myself
Stop caring too much about what to write, just fire your shit cannon and edit like a motherfucker after.
I can't stop playing with my penis.
I've cummed multiple times today already and I just took a shower.
I don't know how to stop.
>>23396149
Chop it off
>>23396149
Get someone to play with it 4U, anon!!
I dont know man, dealing with the same problem daily. Although sometimes it takes a break
>tfw no husband to dedicate your life and body to
fuck off tranny
>>23395937
>wanting to devote your life to someone else
pathetic
>>23395937
>tfw no bf
You know what time is! It's Friday, time to play the official Robot card game of choice. Magic the gathering, who else goes to their Local game store to play? Do you collect? What are your trades? Any good pulls from the newest set? Let's talk about it.
Who /Expedition land/ here??
>tfw too poor and not enough friends to play magic with
>all these normies playing hearthstone
My old LGS was full of blacks and hispanics. It closed down.
There's a new one a little further away but I think they mainly do Yugioh and I don't want to go to a new place.
now that i'm a wagecuck what can i spend my money on?
Whores
new computer
car/better car
new expensive phone
penile implant
slim jims and leftover tendies :^)
We love you, Smug Wojak <3 <3
>>23395177
Whoa, I got dubs.
You say this meme is FORCED?
>>23395241
Winner winner
chicken tender!
How's your mom's cooking?
>>23395114
If it wasn't good I wouldn't be alive right now
amazing:3
I cook for her.
I am this beta.
>Finally break out of robothood and get GF
>3rd date things get steamy, finally going to get it in
>Pull her pants down
>She has a mega roast
I still banged her and I banged her like 4 times after. She's alright as a person, but idk if I can handle pic related, what do?
>>23395074
you aren't going to find a woman with a penis.
just men with boobs, just live with it or go gay.
>>23395074
Kill her, kill your parents, then kill yourself. Faggot.
>>23395074
Fgm is the answer...
Half of you, assholes, interact with grills on a daily basis! In every thread someone claims that a girl likes him or coming over! Get out you fucking proto-normie scum! I haven't felt a girl's touch in 3 years REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>23395023
Your mom tickled my pickle for a nickle.
>3 years
get out normie, i haven't felt a girls touch ever
Shut up cunt
How do I go tell my neighbor to fucking stop hitting the walls ? I don't know what is this nigger doing but every night my ceiling is trembling and the noise is making me insane
also take into consideration that I'm a beta autist so adapt your advice
you my neighbor? i've been hitting the walls lately late at night. accidentaly of course.
Call the cops, say you hear violence in their apt and smell weed, you faggot beta snitch coward.
>>23394990
are you doing it repeatedly as if you were hitting a punching bag ? Because that's just how it sounds judging from the frequency of the hits.
>>23394995
calling the cops might bring me some troubles if not any weed is found at his place, I don't know
Post comfy/feel songs
>no h8
>don't r8
>just listen
>>23394814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NOabk7Lt2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-56h8d3gLgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj1Kx7AI_rw
this one i can relate to
What the fuck is wrong with normies?
Is the majority of the human population really this stupid?
>>23394747
seriously?
how dumb do you have to be to like the new TMNT?
>>23394820
You sound like a normie tbh.
>>23394747
>heat makes things expand
>I don't have a weight problem, I'm just hot.
Then stop eating hot food, bitch.
Who else on here uses Tinder to catfish as a lesbian? Every word of this is true.
>24 years old
>sort of aesthetic maybe 7/10
>have girlfriend also sort of aesthetic 7/10
>download tinder to see what the fuss is about
>not wanting to get caught I decide to use a fake facebook profile and use pics of the hottest girl I ever dated to bait them carpet munchers
>start whiling away days swiping and trying to convince girls to become slaves to my fake girl
>surprising amount accept
>swiping my life away one day
>match with gf on tinder
Who wants to hear the rest?
>>23394672
I do, even if it's fake it could be interesting. Please dump whole story op.
>>23394672
yes
IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADAS
AND GETTIN CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
Does anyone here have those "i don't even like 90% of my friends" phases?
>>23394658
>90%
>phases
get out normalfag.
>Friends
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>23394658
if by phase, you mean life, then yeah.
Who else here likes to play with their snot/spit?
>>23394606
My autism level isn't that high enough to do that.
>>23394606
Kill yourself you unhygienic piece of trash
>>23394606
i eat my boogers
