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You guys ever do cocaine? I'm on some now and it really helps mitigate the pain
Fucking nagroes
>>23373296
Yeah, cokes the greatest.
>>23373296
Im drunk and this picture is seriously fucking me up
>Be me
>Born with a burnout dad and with him not present in my life.
>Raised by mom only
>Turn into a giant pussy because of no father figure and let people walk all over me, etc..
>workout and maintain fitness
>chicks show interest but im too much of a pussy to do anything.
>friends saying that their chick friends want to go out with me but I always fuck it up.
>Can only talk about logical things, shit relevant to the world, and other important issues.
>Chicks more interested in fuckboys with room temperature IQ rather than relevant societal issues
>Sit home alone on friday nights reading dystopian novels by Orwell and Huxley.
>Only person in friend group who has a car, any ambition to succeed, and wants to be rich
>Feel alone entirely as friends just use me, chicks like fuckboys better, and non-existant relationship with my mom.
>Done with chicks entirely
>Done with crappy fake friends
>Done with everything and ready to snap very shortly.
>>23373284
You have the perfect neet life
>/fit/
>Attractive
>not a neckbeard
>loner
Why are you complaining
>>23373458
Sure it might be perfect to your standards but im too much of a fucking pussy.
>>23373284
op needs a friend
So I woke up still drunk but feeling seedy and decided to keep drinking.
Now I feel better but I'm almost out of booze. Do I go buy another bottle?
Dubs decide.
Also, alcoholics thread.
>>23373081
>Do I go buy another bottle?
No. Unless you've got a death wish, I'd suggest hitting up AA. Alcohol isn't a cure for depression or anxiety. I know this from experience.
>>23373111
Solid post.
But I said dubs decide, not trips.
>>23373172
Fine. I'll fucking post until I get dubs. Alcohol nearly ruined my life. Get help, don't get another bottle.
>gf has 10/10 ass
>still won't do anal after being together for two years
Just do her in the vag from behind
less messy anyways and you still get the view
>>23372799
Fuck her ass with your tongue and push her into it like a man.
Why the fuck would anyone want to stick their dick in an ass when there's a perfectly good vagina only a few centimetres away
Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
N3RD ALERT
Because the story is piss easy to understand.
>>23372790
they have bad taste
At this point I am used to rejection, I have been rejected a little over a hundred times, by cute girls, ugly girls, fat girls, girls from all kinds of ethnicity, older women, mentally ill girls, I've tried dating sites, dating apps, just going out to random public places and bars, I've tried my work area, my university, they always say shit like "I'm really not interested in dating" "you're just like a brother to me" or "It would spoil our friendship" I've even tried changing my personality and fitting in, but non of it worked. I'm 24 and I'm still single, I'm convinced I just need a better job and be rich, no woman wants an ugly guy who's broke.
But what really pissed me off a few weeks ago was I was hanging out with a female friend (she rejected me twice) and we started to talk about relationships, she said "Oh anon, you're a really funny guy, I'm surprised you haven't found someone yet" I just told her how hard I tried, and that I'll never find a girl I'll just die alone she told me that there is always someone out there, and I just told her shes wrong, in which she said I shouldn't be so pessimistic, that "dating and sex is just overrated" this is coming from a girl who rejected me saying she wasn't the type to date but then dated a guy 2 weeks later, she dated over two dozen guys, fucked total strangers, and had one night stands. Fucking hell I hate this bullshit, I bet you when I get my degree and start earning money these bitches are gonna think they're gonna settle down for me but nope! Fuck em! I'm just gonna fuck escorts if it comes to that.
I can't believe that people still believe the "There's always someone for everyone!" fairy tale bullshit in 20 fucking 15
>>23372764
post face anon
get rich and fit
get a nice car and take care of your appearance.
then ruin all those whores' lives.
Anybody here /disliked by everyone/?
>no friends my whole life
>try to make friends
>REJECTED
>parents try to set me up with friends and women
>SPAGHETTI, then REJECTED
>parents stop trying
>last week was my birthday
>they don't remember
>ask them out to dinner 3 days in advance and offer to pay
>night of my birthday
>call me at the restaurant to say they're not coming in muttery voices
>basically the "something suddenly came up." line
>haven't spoken to me since
>yesterday
>awkwardly walk into water cooler crowd at work
>suddenly stop talking
>me "what's up, guys?"
>them "nothin, anon. just talking about going out after work. you wanna come with us?"
>me "sure"
>"great. we'll meet you downstairs at 5."
>leave desk early
>get there at 4:55
>wait an hour to realize they ditched me
>laughed in my face this morning
feels not great
Haha yeah. Those scallywags, always ostracizing us, it's beautiful for some reason.
I'm so very alone.
I'm only close to a few people
>finally work up the courage to do something for myself
>asked semi-qt Asian grill in my java class to be partners for midterm project while dropping my spaghetti everywhere
>she says no, tacks some excuse on to the end
>tfw running out of excuses to live
>tfw the antidepressants aren't doing shit, possibly making these feels worse
Just fuck my shit up fam, I hate everything. Worse yet, I sat next to this girl all last semester and thought we were kind of friends.
Pls respond
Nah
We both got dubs, does that make us feel brothers??
G U I L T Y
For real? Source?
> 180-day suspended sentence, and is fined $541.00
DISAPPOINTING
>>23371830
yeah, its a suspended sentence and $500, but this slap on the limp wrist will just encourage him to spurg harder till he ends up some nuggos prison boyfriend free girl.
> be 14
> be mean to girls in general or not talking to them.
> claiming things like "I will never cook, my mum or my gf will cook"
> never said sorry, never had real female friends
> be friends with other socially retarded people, playing board games and vidya.
> 22 in 4 months, KV, sitting alone in class and only thing I got going for me is vidya night over teamspeak with the last 3 sperglords every weekend.
Biggest achievement in cooking was a fried egg.
What about you?
>>23371662
cooking is not hard, just google detailed instructions
i fuck up mostly by doing something else at the same time and burning shit by not paying attention
>>23372627
thanks for replying, man
>>23372671
i like the image for some reason
Where were you exactly 10 years ago to this day?
Playing on my favorite zombie escape counter strike source server listening to Eiffel 65's I'm Blue and watching reruns of courage the cowardly dog
finishing highschool, drunk probably
Better question: where were you 20 years ago today? I was listening to Ween with my qt high school gf that looked exactly like jane from daria on her discman.
Are women funny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S692f1tnuQ
>>23371440
I think that's pretty funny
No, why even ask the question.
Women don't have a sense of humor. They have some secondary sort of trait where they can sometimes be good at recognizing when someone is being humorous and then they feign being humored. But no, they can't be funny; it's just not in them.
Perhaps some really ugly, fat, jewish girls can tell a joke or two because they've had to develop a mock sense of humor to gain some level of social acceptance, but the vast majority of women just get by on their looks and let men do the entertaining.
Red flags for guys
>He watches old Hitchslap vids
>he's even heard of the name Christopher Hitchens
Everything momcest.
>>23371410
>tfw mom is perfect little spoon size to cuddle with but she isn't touchy-feely enough to try to do just that.
>>23371410
>>>/b/
Get out.
>>23371410
>tfw my mother is very attractive for her age but I don't want to fuck her.
I'm not even gay. I don't get it. I feel weird.
How does it make you feel?
>pointing out insertable length is coping
>implying that's not a dildo intended for gay men
you can tell because it looks like a dick
>>23371201
>6.25 inch insertable length
>look at reviews
>its all fags whores and cucks
I heard about the recent shootings you guys have been doing.
I just want to let you guys know guns are bad okay? My cousin shot himself with a gun, I'm still upset about it. He gave me the gun after his arm healed.
I actually keep it in this chest over here.
I seem to have misplaced my key. Can /r9k/ help me find it?
>>23371342
Get outta here
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