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To have a girl so deeply obsessed with you, that she would literally do anything to please you sexually.
Not that great, I honestly prefer boundaries because I feel guilty exploiting someone.
>>23371116
Would be pretty nice to have one lick my asshole tbh
>>23371116
Make her into a little pony and I'll take it
who here /substance abuse/?
Just got my hands on a couple percocets.
Haven't taken them yet as I'm stil coming down off a xanax. They're 10/325.
Should i take one or both as a first time dose?
What should I expect?
Any activities or music i should listen to to enhance the experience?
Take both and expect an extremely relaxing high.
You're one lucky son of a bitch. I've been jonesing for opiates for like 2 weeks now.
REEEEEEEE
You trying to fall asleep here fam?
>>23371063
Cute picture OP
Let's talk about the new queen of /r9k/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOfulKBW7yo
Is there a nicer person in the world ?
On mobile. What time should I skip to on vid?
>>23370983
did you finally get kicked out of /v/?no one likes your horseface waifu
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How do I know if I'm an omega or a betamale? What's the difference?
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>>23370961
op what letter does your name start with
>>23370961
betas are average, the top of the bell curve, they have average jobs, have average sex with average women and have an average chance at a simple middleclass happiness.
omegas are virgins that are unable to support themselves fully except for rare cases, they are usually angry and entrench their situation by blaming others for their misfortune and being extremely resistant to self improvement.
>Post thread
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>tfw if you didn't remove that one part you thought was stupid and left it in it might've succeeded
Here is a warm virtual hug for you.
I really mean it.
>>23370597
pick a topic nigga lets talk fugger
What would you do if you only had two years to live?
post on a Zimbabwean cheese manufacturing imageboard
post on r9k, do lots of drugs and have unprotected sex with hookers/escorts.
shoot up a school
>tfw no kabayo riding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>23370396
>tfw not enough napalm to purge their race
>>23370396
>"i aint no senators son" starts playing
>>23370413
>>23370465
The Philippines was never an enemy of the US, they almost became a US State.
Why is the consumption of porn so much more acceptable than the production of it?
It is?
I see no reason with producing pornography. It's an industry that brings American jobs, and we're the best in the world at it.
It's generally well accepted as a natural part of modern human existence.
>>23370383
>and we're the best in the world at it.
That would be Japan in doujins fam. They are the best at porn.
>you will never have a ghetto black gf
>>23370244
Probably not but it would be kinda fun, crazy sex, drugs partying. would just hate the breakup... unless she is a rare 3.14qt 4.0gpa hoodrat that only loves you cause you white man gives her loves
>>23370244
iktfb
Speak for yourself.
What does r9k thing of homosexuals? Is it true this board has been the target of a /lgbt/ propaganda campaign for the past few months?
i think r9k is just a liberal version of pol most here are probably indifferent of gays. i don't care about other people's sex life tbh
>>23370110
>Is it true this board has been the target of a /lgbt/ propaganda campaign for the past few months?
every board with a wide-range demographic has been getting lgbt propaganda
I think the people who count are aware of it
I think gays should be rounded up and executed via gas chambers
Ask an illuminati member anything
what do you think about dick jokes, sex jokes and jokes about your wife/husband?
Is it far?
>>23369628
why haven't you gassed the NEETs yet?
I need to cry
How do i let my emotions out?
>>23369619
You dont. You are numb.
>>23369619
stop choosing to be autistic.
You cry bro.
Need advice
I started college but the anxiety of going to class (even for tests) was too much and I've more or less stopped showing up. That's a problem but not the one I'm mainly dealing with.
I'm staying with a high school friend off-campus. He's cool with me playing games all day but recently got a fucking stacy as shit girlfriend that is slowing moving in. She's a royal bitch to me and he does nothing. She's asking why I'm around all the fucking time (like she is).
I need to get out but I don't know where to go. I'm not ready to face the shame of going home and dorms aren't an option. I sorta looked at shelters but it seems like it's for homeless people and I doubt they have private rooms. I do have money ($~2000) so a hotel can be an option for a little bit but I need to find a way to last until the end of the year. Any robots got ideas?
You could camp in a tent near the campus
Just fuck your friend, he won't want a gf if you put out tbh.
>>23369961
not helpful
how do I stop my pants from smelling like sweaty ass crack?
>>23369379
By not being fat.
>>23369379
spray deoderant/cologne where it stinks and if you feel it getting sweaty, go to the nearest bathroom if you can and wipe it good, fam.
it's not recommended to use for two days in sequence
just taking shower everyday and ding laundry without repeating clothes you'll not smell bad
If some crazy scientist from the future or a wizard came to you and offered to turn you into a woman, and any kind of woman you want, would you take up the offer and what would you be/do?
I'd personally become a cowtit breeder and try to get as big as possible because that's an enormous fetish of mine.
Masturbate
I would be a 3.14qt. 5'8 and white. Blue eyes, brown hair. great dimples, great smile, button nose.
;_; this is the girl I fell in love with.
>>23369352
Is she pregnant? Or just fat with a pregnant looking stomach?
![zncp7fV[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tn4sg3w.jpg "zncp7fV[1]")
