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>gf is at work
>Sit around in my underpants all day
>Masturbate about 5 or 6 times
>Masturbate to traps, black women, grannys, her sister
>Making girls on Omegle get naked for me
>House is a mess
>Spend half the day playing video games
>Just being a slob all day
>5:30PM
>Get a text from gf
>"On my way home baby :) xxx"
>Alright
>Vacuum the floor
>Wash the dishes
>Tidy the house
>45 mins later gf arrives home
>"Aw babe this place is spotless, you must have been very busy today!"
>No problem babe
Our secret, robots ;)
Hehehe big mistake Anon.I'm gonna tell on you!
You left the tab open dumbfuck.
And she's out fucking Chads.
>having sex with gf
>she asks if I cummed inside her
>say no
>I actually did
>say 'good moring'
>actually dont care about how good people's morning are
>>23354842
>gf tells me to cum inside her
>fall asleep before I climax
Every time, joke's on her...
>mate drops me off home after a maccas run
>run up at the driveway and fart
>he messages me and asks did I shit myself
>say no
>actually shit myself
I WATCHED YOU CHANGE
Wrong album buddy boy.
>>23354819
SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT
>>23354819
Their weakest album :/
you guys are alright
you can go wherever you want tomorrow
have a wonderful day
ayy fuck u b0ss
>>23354653
y-you too
NAH FAM ITS A SET UP
>leaving the house during non real nigga hours
Kek
i wanna make something with someone. I don't really care what it is, i don't care if i have to learn how to make whatever it is. I just wanna make something.
Anyone need help?
>>23354614
Lets make a video game, anon!
Can you draw?
>>23354924
No but i can do stuff in Maya and Zbrush. Not good yet but i`m serviceable. Was gonna start learning to code so that i can make stuff tbh
What type of stuff do you do, anon?
>>23354614
wanna go to church, anon?
>tfw voted most depressed in the class
>>23354100
Eyyyyyyyy at least it wasn't a fluke r-right?
>>23354100
Back in the good old days before SJW faggotry really got everywhere, we had a vote in class for who would most likely become a mass murderer, and I won.
>>23354100
Sue the school for harassment.
>huge asteroid is heading towards earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbBJXSUuV7Y
http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2015%20TB145;orb=1
http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=287282
We a te llññ
HAPPENING
cool
Am I a normie for liking Asking Alexandria? I think the song in pic related is great sounding and uplifting lyrically.
underage b&
>>23353955
>Listening to mainstream rock makes you underage
>Being this autistic
>>23353865
No but it probably means you're a scene girl at heart and should transition immediately.
Anyone else hate showering here? Only have bathtub here so it takes ages. I probably only wash maybe six times a year. I don't feel dirty although when I do wash I feel like I have more energy.
I love showering. I hate the way my hair looks dirty and my hands get all sweaty and grimy so paper sticks to them.
Bathing is an absolute must for me.
>>23353773
>I probably only wash maybe six times a year.
dear god OP i thought i was bad washing once a week...
You can shower in a bathtub, I've been doing so for 4 years.
>tfw you finally fuck the girls you used to jerk off to with their Facebook pics
>tfw you never thought you'd ever make it
>two years in the gym making gains and improving myself
>evolve to alpha
>bang the girls who used to never give me a second look
>made one my gf
Am I a normie now?
Yes now stop boasting here and go and live your life okay
FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Good job, anon! See you next week when it all comes crumbling down! :^)
WHAT THE FUCK DOES A VAGINA FEEL LIKE ON YOUR DICK?!?!
salty bags of sandpaper milk chocolate rusted coins
put our finger in your mouth, suck in your cheeks so it's surrounding your finger, picture that feeling on your wiener, but slimier.
>>23352808
you will get germs from this. yucky!
Chad, Stacy and roasties not allowed.
Common sense is a requirement.
Add v0x01dy if you want in.
is this legit or a fancy way of getting our emails and addresses?
I'm in it and it's shit
Hello FBI
>People actually fap to this shit
Why the fuck do whites like to dehumanize blacks so much?
you know they shoot a starch solution through a black prosthetic cock, right?
isn't it the other way around?
>>23353176
probably news to OP.
Any robots from east Massachusetts? I'm 22 and have no friends and I don't want to disappoint my parents again by staying at home on Halloween again.
Lower CT here. Not MA, but close enough. Sup New England robot?
What's up with the Big Y gas stations y'all have up there that are totally separate from any grocery store? Never seen em besides the exits off the Masspike.
>>23352318
>22
>living with parents
Ever plan on moving out anon? That might not disappoint them
>>23352355
I don't even shop at Big Y, it's all old people.
Their fish and chips are bretty good though
>2009
>my junior year
>me and another girl bust are butts to get an anime club going
>first 3 months its actually going smoothly
>around december I get called down to the office
>other girl is already there
>apparently the staff had already searched our lockers and took all the "Inappropriate content" from us
>the other girl had been using the anime club as a cover to distribute porn and errotic fanfictions she wrote to other students to make small amounts of cash.
>they then say how even though I didn't have as much banned material, I'm still going to get in just as much trouble
>ask them what they're talking about? I don't have anything inappropriate
>vice prinicple starts proudly waving a burned DvD I had in my locker around saying it was "obviously pornography i had intentions of sharing"
>tell them thats just a normal anime I had plans on showing later in the week to the club
>argue back and forth for nearly 20 minutes
>eventually they bring in a tv to "prove me wrong"
>pops in the dvd acting all smug
>first episode of lucky star comes on(you know, the food discussion episode)
>entire office ends up watching the entire first episode. all the administrators, the vice principles, and the principle herself.
>feel my face burning out of embarrassment the entire time because the air went from tense to confusion
>get sent back to class and have the dvd returned
>got in zero trouble
I almost got expelled for bringing in lucky star the same day another girl got caught with a mountain of porn.
tldr
>>23352043
There was an anime club when I was in HS but I never joined. I knew some people that were in it that were weirdos.
HS anime club, aka autistic containment club
