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My entire life, I have done the goodboy choices, when I was younger, I never lied, I always told the truth, despite regretting in punishment. Never sneaked away, never did anything like that. When I became older, never became involved w/ drugs, or partying, or drinking.
Yet, all of these stupid cunts always go for those pricks who do all of those things, adults always say "be yourself". What a fucking farce. I have never had a real girlfriend, and the one I kinda had, fucking left me for some other prick. I just sit alone, all the time. No friends, no girlfriend, not even any online friends. I have nothing.
I speak several languages. I've been all over the world, and yet, no girl ever wants to even look at me. What the fuck?
If you're female, and reading this. Go fuck yourself.
>>23334302
>tfw no big nigga mentor to teach me how to be a bad ass
>>23334302
Ah yes, I call it 'The Good Boy Fallacy'.
>>23334302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lz36lspLIv
Name one thing more twisted than youtube comments.
efukt comments
liveleak comments
>>23335501
Wrong
What happened to her?
She's doing great movies.
she got the HIV
Took so many dicks that she became one with the universe.
Why is EVER SINGLE girl on Earth a complete basic bitch?
Fucking hell, they complain when men treat them like doormats, but how can anybody treat you otherwise when you have the PERSONALITY of a doormat?
>basic bitch
God damn that's an uber normie buzzword. 9 out of 10 people we call normies probably aren't normie enough to say that shit. Nigga, Chad's brother Brad and Stacy's sister Tracy say that shit smh
Kill yourself fam
>>23334106
I think that outfit is cute on a short Jewish girl
TFW no Starbucks drinking, ugg and legging wearing gf
Literally what I want
>tfw no qt wheeli gf
>>23334046
>the qt train has no brakes
She'd still expect chad to fuck her.
>>23334046
You still gotta be 6'3 so she feel safe
>tfw your unwashed bed sheets smells like shit from bare-ass fapping
Disgusting.
>roommate
>gotta pretend to shower to beat your meat cause your room the epicenter for normie congregation
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkAb1akJzoE
Who /racer/ here?
who no driver liscense here
>>23333624
whats happening mang?
>>23333602
I used to run the backroads a bit with friends, but nowadays no one has interest in running anymore and I can't get my shit together financially enough to run any of my sports cars anymore. I've let the tags all lapse on them in favor of more reliable transportation just to get to work and back. Sporadic paychecks don't help much either, I haven't been paid in 4 weeks since customers at the shop won't come and pick their shit up.
I would like to get at least my FC insured and plated so I can run some autocross again. My SA22 needs a thorough cleaning of the gas tank/fuel system and maybe a new steering box before I can get it back on the road and my NA Miata needs some body and suspension parts replaced from an off road touge excursion I had a couple years ago now.
I really haven't been able to get my shit together financially.
>used to wear glasses
>switch to contacts as soon as possible
>later in life decide to wear fake hipster glasses just for show
>still wear contacts underneath.
>the normies will never know
witness em.
>>23333334
fuck off, four-eyed cunt
>>23333334
>Go to doctor for depression
>He refers me to a psychologist
>Don't schedule an appointment with the psychologist
Absolutely Devilish
>>23333334
1 (one) off
Anyone here a decent somewhat normal cyborg? I need someone to chat with sometimes or something. I don't feel good at times and it would help to talk to someone at those times.
Reporting in. I can go a week or two without any interaction but then my gut instincts start guilt tripping me back to society
>>23333429
Do you have a skype or something? Just for chatting when we're both feeling bad.
>>23333538
Only have my public one, got a way I could send to you?
daily reminder that women have it much easier
>b-b-but women can be lonely and rejected too
>>23332875
/r9k/ is literally tumblr for men
why the fuck are those stinky degens allowed to reproduce
Tesla is rolling in his grave
how much of a beta/dicklet do you have to be that that's the best you can do?
>deadbeat father loses custody of kids
>shows up to daycare anyways drunk with new girlfriend
>daycare won't allow him to see kids
>he chimps out, throws toys, forced to leave
>fight breaks out outside
>girlfriend hits daycare worker with a fucking SNOW SHOVEL
>dad just punches her, both flee
>dad arrested on 100,000 bail
>girlfriend only has charges pending, no arrest
Why do women only get a slap on the wrist for comitting crimes?
https://archive.is/g9qiw
>>23332835
the man started the fight
>>23332835
Gee I dont know, probably because he was drunk, initiated it and did a lot more damage
Snow shovels are prettty flexible so its not like it actually did any damage
Because men are violent and only love themselves. You might as well punish them if you can and let everyone else off as it's unlikely the woman would do anything like that again
Afternoon, wageCUCKS. I see you are enjoying yourselves writing about wagecuck misery in other retail/wageslaves threads. Poor you. Meanwhile, I'm ducking ur gfs teehee
Bai bai
>ducking ur gfs teehee
I knew those kickboxing classes for her would help, better start weaving as well faggot, she's got one good left hook
>>23332729
Lol i can beat any female you cuck.
>>23332729
>the aggressive wage-cuck releases his bottled up stress in violent threats
Keeping making those shekels
Original Content Thread.
Hey /r9k/, post shit you've made that you'd like to share and stuff. Posted a link of a video of mine in a thread earlier and people seemed to not hate it. So let's see what you guys are up to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx1CaHZsIOQ
>>23332554
Shameless bump
another shameless bump before I let it die
>>23332644
nothing to contribute but you sound sad so I'll bump for you
Who just wants to become a sex slave here?
>no more problems or responsibilities
>everything is taken care for you
>no need to make decisions
>no need to socialize
>you get to stay at home all day
I am really tempted to get my shit together and get a maid.
Do not lose hope op.
I've wanted a stay-at-home NEET wife for some time. Sure life won't be glamorous for the next year while I'm finishing up my masters, but I can still support and look after on my current wage. Just someone to come home to, cuddle, fuck their brains out, and fall asleep with.
>>23332484
Me but only if there's feminization involved, and I mean all the stuff like facial surgery, etc.
Greentext Stories?
Here's what happened to me.
>Sit next to a pretty girl in my first class
>Didn't realize notice she was attractive for a couple weeks because I never noticed her
>But found she was really hot 3 weeks ago
>We spoke about class infrequently and she gave a positive vibe talking to me.
>I decided I wanted to befriend her so I can lean on her for maximum comfyness.
>I had no idea on how to speak to her so I relied on a british Stacy I found online in an /r9k/ thread to give me social advice.
>Stacy told me to add her on facebook(Stacy was in essentially high school but I told her I was in university and when I asked her about how this pretty girl would figure out how would I know her name and she said nothing about it)
>This pretty girl had 1200 friends on facebook, there's no way that she wouldn't add me
>Next day she isn't sitting in her seat
>obviously know that I creeped her out
>at the end of class I found out she sat 20 rows behind me. Not an exaggeration. 20.
>feel bad all day as my mood dampens and feel scared that the pretty girl might tell her friends I'm a creep.
You categorize girls as 'stacy'. I bet you unironically call certain guys 'Chads' too.
Kill yourself, or leave this fucking board.
>>23332489
Please be bait... If this isn't bait, I just don't know anymore...
>>23332414
either shes a total bitch, or she just wanted to change seats. don't let it get to you, anon.
