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Good morning, wagecuck.
Another day, another dollar.
>tfw the hard life of playing vidya all night
:(
:(
I work late so I'm a wagecuck who cant even into the sun or dates
Why do you enjoy tormenting me so much?
Your mom...is a good cook
>>23315831
Not really, I mean I respect the fact that she tries. But Mac Daddy Stash sure knows how to make steak picado.
>>23315831
your mom is a good cook anon tbh smh fam
You too, thanks.
It it okay to be 19 and neet.
At what point does it make me a degenerate
Being a NEET isn't degenerate. It's what you do with it.
Most likely you will be a waifu faggot at first, play some AA2, then get into loli stuff.
Then you will become a boipuccy posting trap as you start to starve for attention.
God only knows whats after that.
Hello, fellow 19 y/o neet!
How goes it?
>>23315642
>it okay to be 19 and neet.
normies aspire to bee neets (retirement)
>At what point does it make me a degenerate
in the end it does not matter, we all live and die
as long as you did the things you enjoyed doing who cares
everyone dies alone
>tfw haven't committed suicide
>>23315510
ONE DAY YOU MAY
GOD BLESS
kek
>2015
>Hasn't committed suicide yet
What a loser
>>23315510
That show's gonna drop in quality if you haven't finished watching it.
Just warning you now.
IVE BECOME SO NUUUUUUMB
ONE
nothing wrong with me
same
just half an hour and i'll get my weed
>>23315284
TWO
>that kid's house that was full of dog hair but they didn't have a dog
>that kid who's mom put all their cereal in plastic containers
>go to kid's house for sleepover
>they don't have pizza
>they have toasted sandwiches
>that kid that had a water cooler in his house
Some of you guys are all right
/thread
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to The Citadel tomorrow.
>>23316313
thanks fam. I'll send my wife to get water and kill 2 birds with one stone.
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Taris tomorrow.
>be me
>taking a shower
>washing ass because I had liquid shit earlier
>stick my finger inside my ass to clean better
>doesn't even feel good but get a chub
A-am I gay?
>>23315079
dumb frogposter
>>23315079
ain't nothin gay about stimulating your own prostate, you faggot
>tfw you will never get a robot boyfriend because they are all straight
Are you a dom or sub
trips of truth
tfw practising for girls is just a meme
>>23315027
Dom in bed, sub out of it.
>tfw 1 in 3 American women are walking bags of gravy like this porkpig
>>23314907
nice statistics
does your ass hurt from shitting them out?
>>23314935
http://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html
>More than one-third (34.9% or 78.6 million) of U.S. adults are obese. [Read abstract Journal of American Medicine (JAMA)]
You can break it down by gender if you want. 1/3 are obese and 2/3 are overweight.
>Be desperate 20 Year Old Horny virgin guy
>Want to fuck everything except for a dude.
>How do you fuck a hot 50+ year old MATURE GRANNY seen in the pic? and where do you find them?
>>23314642
Learn how to greentext, and I might tell you, Reddit.
about a week ago I got insanely horny and posted a craigslist ad looking for one.
I got no responses.
I felt great shame that I actually did that, it was so fucking degenerate and I am sure it will be recounted by st peter at the gates of heaven.
>>23314762
>being a asshole and passive aggressive normie.
>tfw
huge benis?
>>23314565
>tender.png
why does he do that
Is death like it was before we were born? I feel like if there was a God, he/she/it wouldn't be what we have imagined before and nothing like we have written about. It is quite obvious the Bible and the Quran are fake and they were just written to control people or reinforce our natural morality. Just the fact that there are multiple religions sort of proves that humans created a fake God and holy book. Why should we ever believe what an ancient book tells us? Anyone can write a book and anyone can write a book saying it is the word of God.
>>23314254
>Is death like it was before we were born?
In that we don't even experience it in the first place, yes.
All i could tell is that i feel like our self consciousness is woken up again when there is a free receiver (like brain) available.
>>23314254
Nobody knows. It's crazy to think that if nothing happens when you die, then it's nothing for forever, which has never happened before! Your last period of unconsciousness was interrupted by the formation of your current self.
I want to believe that it's nothing forever, would be bullshit if all the chads got to repeat their lives
>make autistic friend
>finally a friend
>he does the whole male anime expressions and faces irl
This is uncomfortable.
Yeah. A lot of autists aren't very good at conveying our emotions. At least he is trying.
>improve self
>make new friends
>hate their company
>can't stop thinking about how much I'd rather be home when around them
Don't fall for the normalfag memes
>This is uncomfortable
i said i just roll one
your rotation never done
nigga eyes sitting low like i been looking in the sun
what u want
man its save to say that i'm the highest nigga working
these bitches working
>>23313868
filling her up with my E-rection
splitting her open like a C-section
i'm taking this rape to a new direction
from sodomy to a live dissection
>>23313905
the pussy is a temple, and im lara croft
they call me the destroyer cuz i never go soft
i fill her like a twinkie till it cums out her eye
kenyans on bath salts eat calmer than I
>>23313905
Is that a microwave shrunken bag being molested by a few cockroaches? I bet you thought that picture would make me go hmmm, but it didn't. I know exactly what is going on there.
